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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Engelbert Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Thriller kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Engelbert Jones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
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295 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Adolf Hitler !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Engelbert Jones!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Hitler napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Jones throws an elbow but Hitler slips to the side and avoids it well.
Hitler takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
The ground and pound from Jones seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Hitler tries to improve position but can't.
Jones working the head and body with strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Jones is controlling him well.
Jones working the strikes but Hitler uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Jones sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hitler defending well though.
Hitler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jones.
Jones is nestled in close to Hitler , controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Jones working over Hitler with some ground and pound. Hitler looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Jones landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hitler keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jones throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jones throwing shots but Hitler is blocking nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hitler is looking to control Jones's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hitler avoid being mounted?
Hitler is breathing heavily.
Hitler on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Jones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jones missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Jones trying to mount his opponent but Hitler defends it.
Jones is nestled in close to Hitler , controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hitler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jones.
Jones throwing shots but Hitler is blocking nicely.
Jones thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jones throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jones throwing shots but Hitler is blocking nicely.
Jones throws a strike but Hitler avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Hitler is on top in guard.
Hitler is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Jones is striking off his back. Hitler thinks nothing of it though and passes easily into half guard.
Hitler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Hitler wants to stand but Jones has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Jones punching from the bottom.
Jones misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Jones missing with punches from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Hitler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jones counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Jones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hitler wants to improve his position but Jones is controlling well.
Nice strikes from Jones there.
Jones is nestled in close to Hitler , controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Jones misses with a head shot. Hitler uses the momentum to regain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hitler 's head.
Jones lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
Jones throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jones missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hitler is looking to stand up but Jones isn't so interested in that idea.
Jones missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Engelbert Jones dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Hitler clinches but Jones breaks the clinch
and Jones counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Jones working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hitler avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jones.
Hitler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jones scores with a couple of nice shots.
Jones not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jones missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hitler keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hitler is pressing down on Jones's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hitler controlling the position.
Jones won't allow Hitler to sweep him here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones lands a couple of digs.
Hitler is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones scoring with punches to the head and body.
Jones lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Jones missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hitler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jones working some strikes from top position.
Engelbert Jones has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jones postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Hitler clinches but Jones breaks the clinch
and Jones counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones scoring with some ground and pound.
Hitler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
Hitler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jones postures up in Hitler 's guard and throws a big left but Hitler blocks it.
Hitler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Jones shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Hitler is trying to defend but Jones finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Jones lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Jones thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hitler 's head.
Jones sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hitler defending well though.
Jones looks to land a strike but Hitler avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Hitler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jones throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Hitler wants to clinch
and Jones counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Hitler trying to control the position.
Jones lands a couple of elbows.
Jones must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jones throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hitler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones lands a couple of elbows.
Jones loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jones keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hitler 's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones postures up and lands a big shot to Hitler 's brow.
Jones loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jones won't allow Hitler to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Engelbert Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Jones avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitler .
Hitler darts in trying to clinch
so Jones counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Jones throws a strike but Hitler rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Jones trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Jones scores with a couple of body punches from the bottom.
Jones with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Hitler can't handle though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jones striking off his back but it's not causing Hitler any problems.
Jones thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Jones can't keep his opponent in guard - Hitler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Jones flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler is working for a kimura but Jones is defending it quite comfortably.
Jones tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Jones missing with punches from the bottom.
Hitler is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Jones doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hitler .
Jones missing with punches from the bottom.
Jones has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hitler decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Jones digs a good hook to Hitler 's body.
Jones shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Hitler 's guard.
Jones throws a big right hand that misses.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Jones's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hitler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hitler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jones working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Hitler looking to control.
Hitler wants to stand and escape but Jones is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jones lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Jones working some strikes from top position.
Jones working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jones with a nice head shot there.
Jones is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hitler wants to stand and escape but Jones is having none of it.
Jones is working Hitler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jones throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hitler shoots and misses
and Jones counters with a single leg into guard. Hitler didn't expect that.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jones accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jones throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hitler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones thows a big elbow that misses.
Jones working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Hitler 's head.
Hitler is looking to stand up but Jones isn't so interested in that idea.
Hitler has momentary wrist control but Jones slips an elbow through the middle.
Jones thows a big elbow that misses.
Jones throws a big right hand that misses.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Jones gets a takedown into half guard.
Adolf Hitler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Engelbert Jones is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones is stalling here. Hitler is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Jones seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Hitler has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
And that's the end of the fight!
Engelbert Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Engelbert Jones!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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