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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Faustos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants comes into the arena with Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue blaring out of the sound system. Faustos has chosen Dance Hall Days as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Diego Faustos!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFart Pants shoots in for a takedown but Faustos shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Faustos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McFart Pants finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A combination from McFart Pants does no damage.
McFart Pants throws a nice looking combination but Faustos bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McFart Pants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Faustos uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McFart Pants.
Faustos throws a lazy right hand but McFart Pants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McFart Pants swings away with a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFart Pants ducks under a wild hook from Faustos.
Faustos throws a lazy right hand but McFart Pants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McFart Pants finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McFart Pants ducks under a wild hook from Faustos.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McFart Pants feints and as Faustos raises his hands in defense, McFart Pants changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
McFart Pants lands a couple of digs.
McFart Pants drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and McFart Pants jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Faustos wants to sweep but no luck.
Faustos seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
McFart Pants tries to free his leg and advance position but Faustos is retaining full guard.
Faustos is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Faustos wants to sweep here but McFart Pants controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants postures up.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
McFart Pants throws a head kick but Faustos moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from McFart Pants.
McFart Pants misses with a jab, cross combination.
McFart Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Faustos checks it well.
McFart Pants tries to bum rush Faustos with a series of wild strikes but Faustos uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McFart Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Faustos showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McFart Pants.
Nice sprawl there from Faustos as McFart Pants shoots in.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants lands a nice leg kick that just misses Faustos's sensitive parts.
McFart Pants misses with a low kick.
A big left from Faustos misses.
McFart Pants shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Farty McFart Pants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A jab from McFart Pants misses.
McFart Pants changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Faustos tries to avoid it but McFart Pants manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Faustos to the ground. Faustos escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McFart Pants throws a front kick aimed at Faustos's knee but Faustos avoids it well.
McFart Pants throws a series of punches but Faustos avoids them all with ease.
Faustos scores with a decent looking hook.
Some bone on bone action there as Faustos checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McFart Pants avoids a punch combination nicely.
McFart Pants tries to land a leg kick but Faustos saw it coming and moves away.
Faustos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McFart Pants.
Faustos slips a jab from McFart Pants.
Faustos is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
McFart Pants lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
McFart Pants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Faustos swivels and escapes.
McFart Pants throws a combination that misses
and Faustos counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McFart Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McFart Pants looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McFart Pants throws a left and a right that both miss
and Faustos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Farty McFart Pants will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Faustos's corner calls for a 1-2. Faustos obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McFart Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Faustos counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McFart Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Farty McFart Pants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McFart Pants moves out of range of the strikes.
Faustos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Faustos throws the left hand but McFart Pants avoids the punch easily.
Farty McFart Pants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McFart Pants thows a leg kick but Faustos checks it
and Faustos counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
McFart Pants checks a low kick from Faustos.
Faustos loads up on a big right hand but McFart Pants slips the punch.
McFart Pants throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Faustos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McFart Pants takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McFart Pants misses with a takedown
and Faustos counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Faustos lands with a cross.
Faustos blocks a leg kick.
Faustos throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McFart Pants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Faustos.
McFart Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Faustos to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Farty McFart Pants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McFart Pants moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McFart Pants throws a head kick that misses
and Faustos makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd cheers as Faustos lands an impressive looking overhand right. McFart Pants doesn't seem phased though.
Faustos bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McFart Pants thows a leg kick but Faustos checks it
and Faustos counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faustos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Faustos uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McFart Pants has time to react.
McFart Pants gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Faustos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McFart Pants moves out of range of the strikes.
A nice combination there by Faustos.
McFart Pants shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Faustos counters with a nice leg kick.
McFart Pants misses with a double jab
enabling Faustos to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McFart Pants moves out of range as Faustos strikes.
Diego Faustos seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants throws a leg kick but Faustos checks it.
Faustos throws a nice looking combination but McFart Pants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McFart Pants slips a jab and a cross from Faustos.
Faustos throws a jab but it's blocked by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McFart Pants throws a solid leg kick but Faustos takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McFart Pants.
McFart Pants throws a lazy head kick
and Faustos counters with a straight right hand.
McFart Pants misses with a few strikes there.
Faustos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McFart Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Faustos.
Faustos throws a hook but McFart Pants avoids it easily.
McFart Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Faustos.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McFart Pants shoots and misses
and Faustos counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Faustos throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Faustos throws a jab but it's blocked by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants tries for a takedown but Faustos circles away easily
and Faustos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McFart Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants misses with a leg kick
and Faustos counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Faustos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants throws a head kick but Faustos moves out of range.
McFart Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Faustos counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McFart Pants thinking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diego Faustos showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! McFart Pants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Faustos misses the shot to the body.
McFart Pants throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McFart Pants throws a leg kick but Faustos sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Faustos tries to bum rush McFart Pants with a series of wild strikes but McFart Pants uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Faustos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Faustos looks to throw the jab but McFart Pants is out of range.
McFart Pants throws a leg kick
and Faustos counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McFart Pants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Faustos makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFart Pants darts in trying to clinch
and Faustos counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Faustos has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McFart Pants finds it's way round the side to connect with Faustos's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
McFart Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Faustos checks it well.
Faustos darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McFart Pants slips under a jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Faustos as he connects with a hook.
McFart Pants throws a hook but Faustos blocks it.
A jab from McFart Pants misses.
McFart Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Faustos counters with a low kick, right behind McFart Pants 's knee.
McFart Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Faustos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Faustos moves out of range of the leg kick from McFart Pants.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faustos misses with a double jab.
McFart Pants misses with a jab, cross combination.
McFart Pants throws a left and a right that both miss
and Faustos counters with a slapping leg kick.
McFart Pants throws a leg kick but Faustos moved away.
McFart Pants checks a leg kick nicely.
McFart Pants slips a jab from Faustos.
Faustos misses with a body shot.
McFart Pants looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
McFart Pants throws a leg kick that is checked
and Faustos counters with a right hand to the body.
Faustos lands a jab.
Diego Faustos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McFart Pants tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Faustos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faustos misses with a looping left.
McFart Pants misses with a head kick.
Faustos keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McFart Pants misses with a wild body shot.
A leg kick checked by Faustos.
A jab from Faustos misses.
McFart Pants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Faustos counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Faustos thows a left - swing and a miss!
McFart Pants moves out of range as Faustos strikes.
Faustos works McFart Pants's body with a nice hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants looks for the body kick but Faustos saw that one coming.
McFart Pants wants to clinch
letting Faustos counter with a right hand.
McFart Pants looks to throw the jab but Faustos is out of range.
McFart Pants throws a body kick the misses
and Faustos counters with a nice uppercut.
McFart Pants shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Faustos counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McFart Pants thinking.
McFart Pants throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Faustos counters with a two punch combo.
McFart Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McFart Pants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Faustos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McFart Pants counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Faustos's guard now.
And that's the end of the fight!
Diego Faustos comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Faustos has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:29
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 27:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Diego Faustos!
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hype
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