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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ange fili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by hustlin'. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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245 lbs
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190 cm
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270 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Arse Pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, ange fili!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
fili shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Pain manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pain tries to land a sweep but no joy.
fili is looking to work some ground and pound but Pain has wrist control.
Pain preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
fili throws and elbow that misses. Pain uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in fili's guard. Nice move by Pain!
fili doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Pain preventing the sweep.
Pain wants to get up but he can't break fili's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Pain got a little sloppy there for a moment and fili has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pain has managed to get both his arms back between fili's legs - danger averted.
Pain avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Pain trying to control but fili is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
fili is trying to control the position from the bottom.
fili is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Pain trying to hold on to fili's head to control him but fili postures up.
fili not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pain is pressing down on fili's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Pain has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Pain working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from fili.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pain lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for fili!
Pain prevents fili from getting the reversal.
The referee warns fili that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Pain looking to secure an arm triangle but fili defends it well.
Pain is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Pain get's back to his feet.
Pain shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. fili manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Pain postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain wants to control from the top but fili keeps moving.
fili looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pain trying to control the position from guard on top but fili is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
fili manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
fili working for a submission but Pain is keeping him at bay.
Pain regains half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pain trying to hold on to fili's head to control him but fili postures up.
Pain wants to improve his position but fili is controlling well.
fili is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Pain still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Pain has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Pain trying to control the position but fili is working away.
fili tries to improve position but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arse Pain dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Pain scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
fili is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Pain off and has taken his back!
fili lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by fili.
Pain rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Pain trying to control here.
Pain is trying to get back to full guard.
fili wants to work for an arm triangle but Pain is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
fili passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Pain!
fili working for a guillotine from mount but Pain is in no mood to give up.
fili is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
fili goes for an armbar but Pain turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Pain.
Pain looking to pass the guard.
Pain stays in close to fili's body and controls the position.
fili looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Pain puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
fili looking for submissions off his back.
fili is staying active underneath Pain, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Nice strikes from Pain there.
fili works his way to full guard. Good work.
Pain wants to control from the top but fili keeps moving.
fili throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Pain postures up and lands a big shot to fili's brow.
fili is looking for a triangle here but Pain uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Pain in side control lands a decent elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain working away.
Pain thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
fili manages to get back to half guard.
Pain is trying to control the action in half guard but fili is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pain wants to get back to his feet.
fili looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
It looks like Pain is going to stand back up.
Pain is sneakily working for an arm triangle but fili sees it coming and defends easily.
fili makes his way to full guard. A much better position for fili.
fili is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pain stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. fili swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arse Pain dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Pain closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming fili to the mat! fili manages to get full guard.
fili is looking for a triangle but Pain pushes his legs off easily.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Pain here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Pain landing some decent shots from guard.
fili looking for a sweep. Not yet fili, not yet.
Pain trying to control the position from guard on top but fili is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Arse Pain overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
fili throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Pain escapes and throws fili's legs to the side, diving into side control!
fili takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
fili is looking to regain half guard here but Pain keeps moving and retains side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
fili is trying to improve his position.
fili manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
fili is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Pain is looking for a sweep. fili is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Pain trying to control here.
Pain is defending against the submission attempts here by fili.
fili is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
fili is trying to work for a kimura but Pain is defending well.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
fili keeps the fight on the outside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain tries for a takedown but fili circles away easily
and fili counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by fili.
fili drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Pain manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now fili has Pain in his guard.
Pain stands and throws fili's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pain wants to lay and pray for a moment but fili keeps working.
Pain working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Arse Pain is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pain trying to control the position but fili is working away.
fili is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
fili tries to improve position but can't.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Arse Pain.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pain, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arse Pain!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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