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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between dr Mario di Porno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ian Pingshaw jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pingshaw jr comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Heart of a Champion kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.



176 cm
19
156 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
190 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Self confident
BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined


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Future Pharmaceuticals (144 for $15)


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, dr Mario di Porno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ian Pingshaw jr!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksei Zolotukhin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pingshaw jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

di Porno forces Pingshaw jr back against the cage and clinches.
di Porno is pushing Pingshaw jr up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
di Porno is trying to break free.
di Porno on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pingshaw jr trying to land knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

di Porno breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice sprawl there from di Porno as Pingshaw jr shoots in.

Pingshaw jr has managed to clinch.
Pingshaw jr misses with a knee strike.

Pingshaw jr pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
di Porno throws a one two combo.
Pingshaw jr tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and di Porno moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

di Porno breaks the clinch.
Pingshaw jr closes the distance looking to clinch

and di Porno counters by clinching up.
Pingshaw jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but di Porno gets the underhooks and prevents it.
di Porno pushes Pingshaw jr back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
di Porno taking a breather.
Pingshaw jr is trying to maintain a safe position but di Porno gets an underhook and turns Pingshaw jr into the cage.
Pingshaw jr gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
di Porno is looking to break free of the clinch but Pingshaw jr has double underhooks.
di Porno lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pingshaw jr backwards.

di Porno breaks from the clinch.
Pingshaw jr darts in trying to clinch
and di Porno counters with a three punch combo that has Pingshaw jr backing up. Pingshaw jr nods at di Porno to acknowledge the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

di Porno closes the distance and clinches.
Pingshaw jr tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pingshaw jr throws a knee to the head but misses.

Pingshaw jr pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pingshaw jr.
dr Mario di Porno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ian Pingshaw jr.
Pingshaw jr fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Pingshaw jr looks gassed!

di Porno clinches.
di Porno wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
di Porno misses with an elbow strike.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Pingshaw jr manages to pull guard.

di Porno stands up and waves to Pingshaw jr to follow him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
di Porno throws a combination. Pingshaw jr tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Pingshaw jr takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Pingshaw jr closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. di Porno did well to prevent Pingshaw jr getting side control.
di Porno is trying to stand back up but Pingshaw jr is controlling him

di Porno kicks Pingshaw jr off and gets back to his feet.

di Porno has taken the fight to the clinch.
di Porno tries to circle away but Pingshaw jr has him pinned against the cage.
di Porno can't break the clinch.
di Porno with a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on di Porno's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

di Porno breaks from the clinch.
di Porno throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ian Pingshaw jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pingshaw jr wants to clinch
and di Porno counters with a two punch combo.
di Porno with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pingshaw jr is on the wrong end of a nice combination from di Porno.
Pingshaw jr closes this distance looking for a takedown but di Porno circles away.
di Porno misses with a kick to the body.
di Porno throws a leg kick which misses Pingshaw jr's front leg but catches the back leg as Pingshaw jr tries to avoid it.

di Porno gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
di Porno scores with a knee to the head.

di Porno manages to break the clinch.
Jab by di Porno.
Pingshaw jr chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before di Porno can pounce on him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

dr Mario di Porno dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.



di Porno has Pingshaw jr up against the cage in a clinch.
di Porno managing to block the knees to the body from Pingshaw jr.
Pingshaw jr stalling.

di Porno manages to break the clinch.
Pingshaw jr clinches but di Porno breaks the clinch

and di Porno moves into the clinch.

di Porno's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pingshaw jr displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Pingshaw jr closes the distance looking to clinch
and di Porno counters with a right hand to the body.

di Porno gets a clinch.
Pingshaw jr is breathing heavily.

di Porno escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
di Porno scores with a one two! Pingshaw jr had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from di Porno does no damage.
dr Mario di Porno is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pingshaw jr closes the distance looking to clinch
and di Porno counters with a nice body shot.
Pingshaw jr looks to clinch
and di Porno counters with a series of strikes. Pingshaw jr will be more careful next time no doubt.
di Porno lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

di Porno rushes Pingshaw jr and presses him up against the cage.
Pingshaw jr is trying to maintain a safe position but di Porno gets an underhook and turns Pingshaw jr into the cage.
Pingshaw jr blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

di Porno breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
di Porno is looking to clinch.
di Porno throws a head kick that Pingshaw jr semi-blocks.
di Porno lands a head kick!
di Porno throws a right and a left that Pingshaw jr avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
di Porno gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
di Porno leaning his opponent against the cage.
Pingshaw jr has di Porno pressed against the cage, preventing di Porno from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
di Porno lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pingshaw jr.

Pingshaw jr pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
di Porno misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pingshaw jr.
di Porno tries to land knees in the clinch but Pingshaw jr avoids the damage to the body.
di Porno wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
di Porno unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pingshaw jr lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
di Porno is stalling here.
Pingshaw jr tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
di Porno cracks Pingshaw jr with a nice body shot.
Knees in the clinch landing for di Porno.
di Porno lands a knee to the body.
Pingshaw jr misses with a knee to the head.
di Porno is stalling here.
Pingshaw jr using the Thai plumb to throw knees but di Porno has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pingshaw jr throws a knee to the head but misses.
di Porno wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
di Porno prevents Pingshaw jr from breaking the clinch.
Pingshaw jr being controlled against the cage.
di Porno is trying to break the clinch but Pingshaw jr has him pressed against the cage.
Pingshaw jr tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. di Porno smiles and moves away.
Pingshaw jr looks to clinch
and di Porno counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pingshaw jr with a poor takedown
and di Porno counters with a series of strikes. Pingshaw jr will be more careful next time no doubt.
Pingshaw jr takes a shot right to the bread basket.
di Porno lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pingshaw jr's sensitive parts.
Pingshaw jr is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
di Porno throws a combination that misses

and Pingshaw jr counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Pingshaw jr.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pingshaw jr working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

dr Mario di Porno dominated that second round.
That's time! di Porno's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!



di Porno rushes Pingshaw jr and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Pingshaw jr wants a takedown.
Pingshaw jr keeps control of di Porno as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Knees to the body from di Porno.
Pingshaw jr with an attempt at a knee that misses.
di Porno manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
di Porno misses with an elbow over the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
di Porno stalling the fight.
di Porno can't break the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
di Porno avoiding damage as Pingshaw jr throws knees to the body.

di Porno pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
di Porno circles away from the clinch attempt
and di Porno counters with a three punch combo that has Pingshaw jr backing up. Pingshaw jr nods at di Porno to acknowledge the strikes.
Pingshaw jr misses with a takedown

and di Porno moves into the clinch.
Pingshaw jr keeps control of di Porno as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
di Porno is trying to break the clinch but Pingshaw jr has him pressed against the cage.
di Porno stalling.

di Porno breaks from the clinch.
Pingshaw jr shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says di Porno as he avoids it easily.
dr Mario di Porno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ian Pingshaw jr.
Pingshaw jr takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pingshaw jr tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and di Porno counters with a two punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
di Porno throws a sloppy head kick and Pingshaw jr moves out of range easily.
di Porno lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pingshaw jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Pingshaw jr tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and di Porno counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pingshaw jr on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

di Porno closes the distance and pushes Pingshaw jr back into the cage.
Pingshaw jr keeps control of di Porno as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
di Porno wants to break free but Pingshaw jr has control.
Pingshaw jr takes a knee right on the jaw!
di Porno has had enough of the clinch but Pingshaw jr keeps him there for the moment.
di Porno tries to break the clinch but Pingshaw jr is controlling the position.
Pingshaw jr displaying some good clinch control by pressing di Porno up against the cage.
Pingshaw jr tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and di Porno avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
di Porno is looking to break free of the clinch but Pingshaw jr has double underhooks.
di Porno is looking to break free of the clinch but Pingshaw jr has double underhooks.
di Porno is trying to break the clinch but Pingshaw jr has him pressed against the cage.
Pingshaw jr tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
di Porno lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

di Porno escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pingshaw jr wants to clinch
and di Porno counters with a thumping low kick.
Pingshaw jr closes the distance looking to clinch
and di Porno counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Pingshaw jr clinches but di Porno breaks the clinch
and di Porno counters with a three punch combo that has Pingshaw jr backing up. Pingshaw jr nods at di Porno to acknowledge the strikes.

di Porno clinches.

di Porno breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pingshaw jr looks to clinch

and di Porno counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by di Porno.
di Porno blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

di Porno manages to break the clinch.
Pingshaw jr has a takedown stuffed.
Pingshaw jr looks to clinch
and di Porno counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Pingshaw jr is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pingshaw jr takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pingshaw jr shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and di Porno counters with a thumping low kick.
Ian Pingshaw jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
dr Mario di Porno is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

di Porno rushes Pingshaw jr and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
dr Mario di Porno showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for di Porno, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:27
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... dr Mario di Porno!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
48%
 
 
 
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