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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between emilio viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Halpert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). viagra comes into the arena with do it blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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165 lbs
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169 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, emilio viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jim Halpert!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from viagra misses.
viagra throws a body punch but Halpert moves out of range.
Halpert blocks a jab.
viagra throws a hook but Halpert avoids it easily.
viagra throws a nice looking combination but Halpert bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
viagra swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Halpert looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
viagra throws a nice looking combination but Halpert bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
viagra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Halpert was well out of range. Poor timing from viagra.
Halpert moves out of range as viagra strikes.
viagra throws an overhand right that lands on Halpert's shoulder, as Halpert tries to avoid the shot.
viagra cracks Halpert with a good jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
viagra throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Halpert throws a jab but it's blocked by viagra.
A telegraphed right hand from viagra misses the target.
Halpert slips a straight right by viagra.
Halpert shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Halpert was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Halpert thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
viagra is trying desperately to improve position.
Halpert throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Halpert looking to control but viagra is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
viagra is wriggling around trying to escape.
Halpert looking to ground and pound but viagra is blocking nicely.
Halpert trying to control but viagra is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halpert unloads with some shots from mount but viagra bucks and avoids them well.
Halpert wants to control the pace but viagra is squirming around nicely.
viagra working to try and regain half guard.
Halpert controlling the pace for now.
viagra controls the position.
Halpert avoids the attempt from viagra to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
viagra is desperately trying to improve his position but Halpert has a good base and remains in mount.
Halpert throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Halpert throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Halpert trying to control but viagra is having none of it.
viagra is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
viagra sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that emilio viagra will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
viagra misses the shot to the body.
Halpert moves out of range as viagra strikes.
Halpert takes a swing at viagra's ribcage but misses.
viagra is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Halpert.
A looping hook to the body misses from viagra. Halpert does a little dance to reset his feet.
emilio viagra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Halpert misses the shot to the body.
viagra pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
viagra misses with a straight right.
Halpert moves out of range as viagra strikes.
viagra misses with a body punch
and Halpert counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Halpert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. viagra swivels though and keeps the full guard.
viagra keeping moving, preventing Halpert from controlling successfully.
Halpert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. viagra swivels though and keeps the full guard.
viagra is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
viagra looking to control.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
viagra lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Halpert scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Halpert working the ground and pound but viagra is defending the strikes.
Check out the look on Halpert's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Halpert tries to score with some ground and pound. viagra controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
viagra is trying to improve his position.
Halpert cracks viagra with a big elbow.
Halpert controls the position from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halpert wants to lay and pray for a moment but viagra keeps working.
Halpert works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
viagra regains half guard there - taking advantage of Halpert's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Halpert trying to mount his opponent but viagra defends it.
viagra is not content to let Halpert control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
viagra is in trouble now - Halpert has advanced to mount!
viagra is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
viagra is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Halpert can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as viagra is looking to escape.
Halpert lands a big shot there that rocks viagra but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jim Halpert showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
viagra throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Halpert sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Halpert fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but viagra avoids it really well and circles away.
viagra misses with a takedown attempt
so Halpert counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
viagra manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Halpert manages to get himself to full guard.
viagra working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Halpert is adopting a defensive guard.
viagra pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Halpert is keeping the position for now.
Halpert preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
viagra working some strikes from top position.
viagra trying to control but Halpert is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Halpert wants to sweep but no luck.
viagra forces his way into half guard.
Halpert blocking the ground and pound attempt from viagra.
Halpert blocking the ground and pound attempt from viagra.
viagra thows a huge punch but Halpert dodges it nicely.
viagra wants to pass to mount but Halpert is defending the position.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
viagra lands a body shot.
Nice sprawl there from viagra as Halpert shoots in.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Halpert fails with the takedown
and viagra cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
emilio viagra has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Halpert.
Halpert takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
viagra looks to land a right hand but Halpert moved out of range.
A combination from viagra does no damage.
Halpert shoots and misses
and viagra counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
viagra comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
viagra misses with an uppercut.
viagra fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
viagra lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Halpert circles away quickly and effectively.
Halpert shoots for a takedown but viagra saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halpert takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Halpert staying out of range there.
Halpert moves out of range as viagra strikes.
viagra throws a hook but Halpert blocks it.
viagra's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and viagra duly obliges.
viagra throws a one two combo.
viagra throws a hook but Halpert avoids it easily.
viagra looks to land a left hand but Halpert moved out of range nicely.
Halpert tries to score a power double leg takedown but viagra sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Halpert somewhat.
viagra throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
viagra swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Halpert.
viagra misses with a hook. Halpert ducked under it nicely.
viagra misses with an uppercut.
viagra scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
viagra takes a swing at Halpert's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Halpert shoots and misses
and viagra counters with a straight right hand.
Halpert misses with a takedown
and viagra counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Halpert thinking.
And that's the end of the fight!
emilio viagra showed his dominance in that final round.
I think viagra has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... emilio viagra!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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