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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenneth Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Meth Addict's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lava Lava by Boys Noize. The key to victory for Mike The Meth Addict has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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194 lbs
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195 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mike The Meth Addict!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kenneth Williams!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Williams.
Williams thows a body shot but no joy.
Williams closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Williams lands in his opponent's guard.
The Meth Addict keeping moving, preventing Williams from controlling successfully.
Williams prevents The Meth Addict from getting back to his feet.
Williams trying to control but The Meth Addict is working from the bottom.
Williams stopping the sweep attempt from The Meth Addict.
Williams postures up in The Meth Addict's guard and throws a big left but The Meth Addict blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict working a defensive guard here.
The Meth Addict looking to hit a scissor sweep but Williams is one step ahead there.
The Meth Addict knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Williams on the ground.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Williams closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Williams lands in his opponent's guard.
Williams postures up and lands a big shot to The Meth Addict's brow.
Williams trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The Meth Addict wants to sweep here but Williams controlling him for the moment.
Williams with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict trying to keep a closed guard but Williams is proving a slippery customer.
The Meth Addict wants to get back to his feet but Williams is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Williams pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Meth Addict is keeping the position for now.
Williams trying to control but The Meth Addict is working from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Meth Addict throws the left hand but Williams avoids the punch easily.
Williams tries to clinch up.
The Meth Addict swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Williams ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Meth Addict misses with a jab to the body
and The Meth Addict takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Williams drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The Meth Addict tries to buck Williams off but Williams is having none of it.
The ground and pound from Williams seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Williams in side control, throwing shots but The Meth Addict defends.
The Meth Addict dodges the ground and pound from Williams.
Williams tries to advance to mount but can't.
Williams wants to control but The Meth Addict is keeping him busy.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Williams throws a jab when The Meth Addict was well out of range.
Mike The Meth Addict seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Williams fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Meth Addict keeps the fight on the outside.
Williams misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Meth Addict.
Williams takes a swing at The Meth Addict's ribcage but misses.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Williams moves away.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Meth Addict throws a series of punches but Williams moves out of range.
The Meth Addict slips under a jab from Williams.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Meth Addict. Williams does a little dance to reset his feet.
Williams misses with a body shot
and The Meth Addict counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Meth Addict swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Williams misses with a body punch
and The Meth Addict counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Williams takes a jab right on the kisser.
A big right from The Meth Addict misses.
The Meth Addict bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Meth Addict changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Mike The Meth Addict will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Williams changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. The Meth Addict looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The Meth Addict is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Williams asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Williams throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Williams tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Williams has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The Meth Addict is looking for a sweep.
Williams in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Williams is looking to take a break and control but The Meth Addict is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Meth Addict is trying to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Williams off and has taken his back!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Meth Addict is hanging on to Williams's back as he tries to escape.
Will The Meth Addict go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Williams tries to escape the position.
A bit of a pause in the action here. The Meth Addict controlling the positon.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Williams staying busy and making it hard for The Meth Addict to control.
The Meth Addict doesn't have the hooks in and Williams manages to turn into his guard.
Williams pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Meth Addict is keeping the position for now.
The Meth Addict preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Williams controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The Meth Addict keeping moving, preventing Williams from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The Meth Addict working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Williams.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
The Meth Addict throws a jab but it's blocked by Williams.
Williams loads up on a big right hand but The Meth Addict slips the punch.
Williams throws a jab but it's blocked by The Meth Addict.
No joy there for The Meth Addict, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Meth Addict scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The Meth Addict displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Williams throws out the jab.
Williams is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The fight stays on the outside here - Williams looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Meth Addict steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Williams.
The Meth Addict swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Williams lands a jab to the head.
Williams uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Meth Addict.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Kenneth Williams has been cut.
Williams closes the distance and clinches up with The Meth Addict, looking for a takedown. Williams pushes The Meth Addict against the cage but The Meth Addict circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Williams moves away from the strike by The Meth Addict.
Williams misses with an uppercut.
The Meth Addict swings for the body but Williams moves out of range.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Meth Addict comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Williams avoids the body shot from The Meth Addict.
Williams looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Meth Addict is fending him off so far but Williams persists. Nope, The Meth Addict circles away and we're back to standing.
Williams fails with a takedown attempt.
Mike The Meth Addict has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kenneth Williams.
Williams is breathing heavily.
Williams tries to clinch but fails miserably
and The Meth Addict connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Meth Addict connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Meth Addict. Williams does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Meth Addict moves out of range of the strikes.
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
The Meth Addict misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike The Meth Addict dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kenneth Williams's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Williams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Williams tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd cheers as The Meth Addict lands an impressive looking overhand right. Williams doesn't seem phased though.
Williams tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Meth Addict dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Meth Addict ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Meth Addict scores with a hook.
The Meth Addict cracks Williams with an open hand slap.
The Meth Addict is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The Meth Addict just misses with a punch to the body.
The Meth Addict scores with a jab to the head.
The Meth Addict bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mike The Meth Addict is winning the standup battle so far.
Williams slips a jab and a cross from The Meth Addict.
Williams throws a jab but it's blocked by The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict circles away from the clinch attempt.
Williams is looking to clinch but The Meth Addict is avoiding it.
Nice cross by The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict throws a shot to the body.
Williams takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Meth Addict tries to avoid it but Williams manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Meth Addict to the ground. The Meth Addict escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Williams moves away.
Williams walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Meth Addict throws a right and a left that both miss.
Williams fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Meth Addict manages to avoid it.
The Meth Addict lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict lands with a straight right. Williams didn't see that one coming.
Williams has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Meth Addict finds it's way round the side to connect with Williams's head.
The Meth Addict misses with an uppercut. Williams saw that one coming.
A punch combination from The Meth Addict misses.
No joy there for The Meth Addict, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Meth Addict pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Meth Addict rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Williams moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Williams.
Williams misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Meth Addict counters with a left and a right that stings Williams.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams avoids the body shot from The Meth Addict.
Williams shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Meth Addict fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Williams manages to avoid it.
The Meth Addict fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Williams manages to avoid it.
A jab from The Meth Addict does it's job there.
Williams fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Meth Addict, pushing him back against the cage.
Williams misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Meth Addict.
Williams fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Williams fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Mike The Meth Addict has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kenneth Williams.
Williams keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Meth Addict's efforts to push away.
The Meth Addict is pressed up against the cage. Williams has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Meth Addict down to the mat. The Meth Addict avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Meth Addict is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Meth Addict throws out the jab.
The Meth Addict throws a combination that misses
and Williams counters with a stiff right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Meth Addict missing with a left hand there. Williams was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams dodges the punch combination from The Meth Addict.
Williams closes the distance and clinches.
Williams displaying some good clinch control by pressing The Meth Addict up against the cage.
Williams is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Stalling in the clinch from Williams.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Williams misses with a punch on the inside.
Williams tries for a takedown but The Meth Addict manages to get underhooks.
The Meth Addict blocking some punches.
Williams tries a body shot but The Meth Addict blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Williams goes for a takedown in the clinch but The Meth Addict prevents it.
Williams is trying to drag The Meth Addict to the mat but The Meth Addict just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
The Meth Addict prevents a takedown attempt there.
The Meth Addict is trying to break free.
Kenneth Williams has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mike The Meth Addict is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Williams tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Meth Addict works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The Meth Addict is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Williams is trying to stall.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Meth Addict stops a takedown attempt from Williams.
The Meth Addict tries to break free but Williams pushes him back against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mike The Meth Addict showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Meth Addict, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike The Meth Addict!
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