PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between ricky haper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray J (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). J comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Can't Be Touched kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

haper
vs
J

188 cm
20
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
180 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, ricky haper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ray J!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
J throws a head kick that misses.
J pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
J avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
J swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
J throws a head kick but haper moves out of range.
J is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The fight stays on the outside here - haper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
haper tries to clinch up but J circles away and keeps his distance.
haper tries to clinch but J moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
haper tries to clinch but J moves out of range.
J swinging wilding here.
J avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch but J swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
haper fails in his attempt to clinch.
haper is looking to clinch but J is avoiding it.
haper tries to clinch up but J circles away and keeps his distance.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but J paws at him with a jab and circles away.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch but J swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
haper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
J throws a wild body kick that haper sees coming a mile off.
J misses with the combination.
haper tries to clinch up but J circles away and keeps his distance.
haper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

haper takes the fight into the clinch.
J is trying to work for a single leg takedown but haper pulls him back up using the underhooks.
haper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
J looks gassed!
J takes an elbow to the forehead.
haper unloads a knee to the mid-section. J lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
J can't break the clinch.
haper landing knees to the head.
haper landing knees to the body.
Nice elbow from haper.
haper tries to land knees in the clinch but J avoids the damage to the body.
haper is pressed up against the cage. J has hold of a leg and is looking to drag haper down to the mat. haper avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
haper avoids the head kick by J.
J misses with a head kick.
J throws a body punch but haper moves out of range.
haper moves out of range of the body kick from J.
J misses with an attempted mid kick.
J tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
haper tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and J counters with a head kick.
haper tries to clinch but fails miserably

and J moves into the clinch.
haper tries to land knees in the clinch but J avoids the damage to the body.
J pushes off an throws an elbow but haper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
haper trying to land knees to the body.
J wants to break free but haper has control.
haper with a knee to the head.
J is looking to break free of the clinch but haper has double underhooks.
haper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
J wants to break free but haper has control.
haper with a knee to the head.
J avoiding damage as haper throws knees to the body.
J tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. haper smiles and moves away.
ricky haper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ray J.
haper closes the distance but J moves to the side

and J holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
J on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
haper connects with a knee to the head.
J avoiding damage as haper throws knees to the body.
J tries to break the clinch but haper is controlling the position.
haper using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
haper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
haper unloads a knee to the mid-section. J lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
J is looking for a takedown up against the cage. haper gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
haper unloads a knee to the mid-section. J lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
J is trying to break free.
haper lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Ray J has been cut.
haper lands a nice knee to the body.
haper connects with a nasty looking knee right to J's face.
haper lands a knee to the body.
haper missing with knees to the body.
J working aggressively here.
J wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but haper has him pressed against the cage.
haper landing knees to the body.
J has had enough of the clinch but haper keeps him there for the moment.
Knees in the clinch landing for haper.
haper lands a knee to the head.

J is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
haper connects with a knee to the head.
J is still on wobbly legs! Can haper finish him?
haper unloads a knee to the mid-section. J lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
haper connects with a nasty looking knee right to J's face.
haper has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles J - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from haper, and another! J is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). ricky haper!