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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between poopy butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vinicus Maia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vinicus Maia was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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145 lbs
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147 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, poopy butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vinicus Maia!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
butt feints and as Maia raises his hands in defense, butt changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Maia will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
butt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Maia wants to sweep here but butt controlling him for the moment.
Maia lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for butt!
butt is working to get back to half guard.
Poor strikes thrown by Maia there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Maia tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
butt blocking the ground and pound.
Maia looking to control but butt is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
butt avoids a series of strikes thrown by Maia.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
butt can't escape the position.
butt wants to control but Maia is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maia prevents butt from getting the reversal.
Maia wants to control the pace but butt is squirming around nicely.
Maia throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Maia has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Maia goes for an armbar but he's not got it… butt turns into him and now he's in Maia's guard.
butt connects with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
butt wants to control from the top but Maia keeps moving.
butt throwing strikes but missing.
butt wants to control from the top but Maia keeps moving.
butt is really struggling to control Maia but he's trying to hold on to the position.
butt is looking to work some ground and pound but Maia has wrist control.
butt has gone for a leg lock! Maia slips out almost immediately though and dives into butt's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maia stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. butt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Maia accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Maia stopping the sweep attempt from butt.
butt trying to control the position.
butt is breathing heavily.
Maia wants to control from the top but butt keeps moving.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now butt is on top in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
butt trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
butt stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Maia fails with the takedown
and butt counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
butt seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Maia does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Maia is looking to improve his position.
butt wants to lay and pray for a moment but Maia keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
poopy butt dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
butt gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Maia counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Maia.
butt keeping moving, preventing Maia from controlling successfully.
butt is trying to keep Maia in close.
butt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
butt wants to sweep but no luck.
butt will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
butt keeping moving, preventing Maia from controlling successfully.
butt looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
butt keeping moving, preventing Maia from controlling successfully.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Maia shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Maia was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
butt tries to hold on but Maia postures up.
You get the feeling that butt really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Maia thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
butt is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Maia is going oldschool here, as he tries to force butt to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so butt shrugs it off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
butt sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
butt is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
butt wants to get back to his feet.
butt wants to get back to full guard.
butt is trying to control but can't.
Maia performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
butt kicks Maia off and gets back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
butt shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Maia counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
butt tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
butt tries to get to full guard but Maia has control of the leg.
butt is working hard here to advance position.
butt has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Maia is working away from the top position though.
butt tries to get to full guard but Maia has control of the leg.
butt is staying active underneath Maia, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maia is thwarting butt's attempts to control the position.
Maia thows a huge punch but butt dodges it nicely.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
butt gets a takedown into half guard.
butt passes the guard and advances to mount!
Maia manages to regain half guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vinicus Maia showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Maia gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and butt counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by butt.
Maia is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and butt defends well.
Maia keeping moving, preventing butt from controlling successfully.
butt seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
butt passes Maia's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
butt thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
butt is trying to control the action in half guard but Maia is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
butt thows a huge punch but Maia dodges it nicely.
butt seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Maia does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
butt throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Maia keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Maia avoiding damage under a succession of punches from butt.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
butt listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
butt clinches but Maia breaks the clinch
and Maia counters with a single leg into guard. butt didn't expect that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
butt lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Maia!
poopy butt overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
butt punching from mount but Maia doing a good job of avoiding damage.
butt misses with some ground and pound and Maia recovers position to half guard.
butt scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Maia blocking the ground and pound attempt from butt.
butt working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
butt sitting and controlling from the half guard.
butt throwing shots but Maia is blocking nicely.
butt is looking to stall here but Maia recovers full guard.
butt loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
butt avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
butt throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
butt trying to control the position from guard on top but Maia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
butt thows a big elbow that misses.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A jab from butt misses.
butt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
butt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maia was well out of range. Poor timing from butt.
Maia fails with the takedown
and butt counters with a shoot takedown. Maia fights it but they end up in guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
poopy butt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well butt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... poopy butt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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