PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kamuf Larsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and yo mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kamuf Larsen could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to yo mama's chin.

Larsen
vs
mama

185 cm
25
199 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

190 cm
26
195 lbs
7 - 33 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kamuf Larsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 33 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, yo mama!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
mama throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Larsen waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract mama. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped mama to the canvas! Can he finish him!?

mama is rocked!

It looks like yo mama has been cut.
mama will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
mama is still in real trouble! Can Larsen finish him?
mama is looking to stand up but Larsen isn't so interested in that idea.
mama seems to have recovered his senses.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Larsen stands up from mama's guard - Larsen perhaps looking for a knockout.
mama looks up at the clock. Bad move! Larsen lands a right hand from hell, dropping mama. Larsen pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kamuf Larsen!