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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jiu Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Putin comes to the cage accompanied by .... Jitsu has chosen DJ Khaled-We Taking Over (Instrumental) as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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225 cm
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308 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiu Jitsu! The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Putin takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Jitsu has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Putin. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Putin thows a body kick. Jitsu tries to catch it but that hurt him. Jitsu looks gassed! Jitsu takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Putin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Putin drops Jitsu with a beautiful combination! Jitsu stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Putin is looking for the KO!
Jitsu is rocked!
It looks like Jiu Jitsu has been cut. Jitsu takes a body punch but keeps moving. Jitsu is still on wobbly legs! Can Putin finish him? A thudding body kick lands there by Putin!
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. A kick lands to the mid section there for Putin. Jitsu seems to have recovered his senses. Putin lands with a nice body kick. Putin throws a front kick that sends Jitsu stumbling back into the cage. Jitsu needs to keep his hands up - Putin had a free shot at his head there. Putin misses with a wild combination.
Putin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Putin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jitsu fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Putin is looking to slow Jitsu down with leg kicks. Putin lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Putin lands a jab to the nose. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Putin scores with a push kick. Putin pushes Jitsu up against the cage in a clinch. Jitsu is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Putin pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round. Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jitsu's face.
A short left from Putin. Putin lands with a right to the head. Putin lands an elbow inside. Jitsu being controlled against the cage. Putin lands with a light punch inside. A short right from Putin. Jitsu jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Putin walks away with a smile on his face. Jitsu gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Putin looks to land a combination. Jitsu sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Putin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A solid leg kick lands there for Putin.
Putin fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jitsu. Putin works Jitsu's body with a nice hook. Putin scores with a spinning back kick! Putin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Putin lands a front kick. Jitsu throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Putin's waist but Putin gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jitsu off to one side. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Putin lands a nice looking body kick. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Putin throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jitsu with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Putin to score with a decent uppercut. Jitsu throws a leg kick but Putin sees it coming and checks it nicely. Jitsu avoids a kick to the body.
Jitsu shoots in and bounces Putin off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. Jitsu is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. Putin bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jitsu's guard. Putin stands up from guard. Let's bang! A good leg kick by Putin. Jitsu fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Putin tries to bum rush Jitsu with a series of wild strikes but Jitsu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Putin pinned against the cage. Putin gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Jitsu has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Putin. Putin closes the distance and lands a one-two. Jitsu shoots in and bounces Putin off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. Jitsu wants to control from the top but Putin keeps moving. Putin wants to sweep but no luck. Putin looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Jitsu passes into side control.
Jitsu is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Putin is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jitsu tries for a kimura but Putin is defending well. Putin throws Jitsu to one side and escapes! Jitsu wants to clinch. Putin throws a series of strikes that have Jitsu backpedaling.
No luck for Jitsu with that takedown attempt. Putin moves into the clinch. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Putin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jitsus head. Jitsu's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Putin misses with a knee to the head. Putin misses with a knee to the head. Putin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jitsu goes for a takedown attempt but Putin pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A combination from Putin does no damage. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin dominated that round. The cut man is working on Jiu Jitsu's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Jitsu misses with a takedown attempt - Putin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Putin wants to clinch up but Jitsu keeps it at a distance. Jitsu is trying hard to land a takedown here. Putin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Putin scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Jitsu takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Putin misses with a head kick.
Jitsu is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Putin. Putin closes the distance and clinches. Putin lands an elbow inside that Jitsu shrugs off. A body shot lands from Putin.
Putin lands an uppercut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Putin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Putin putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jitsu in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Putin with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Putin obliges. Jitsu tries for a takedown but Putin manages to get underhooks.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu.
That's one minute gone in the round. Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jitsu's face.
Jitsu takes a knee to the side of the body. Putin lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Putin obliges. Jitsu gets a trip takedown into half guard. Putin slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work. Jitsu is standing up over Putin. Putin looks to escape but Jitsu dives into side control.
Putin is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here. Putin is positioning himself to get back to half guard. Putin wants to get back to his feet but Jitsu drags him back down. Jitsu tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Putin manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Putin stands up out of the half guard. Putin stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Putin wants it to stay on the feet. Jitsu fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Putin avoids it really well and circles away. Putin drives through and clinches with Jitsu against the cage.
Putin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Jitsu is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Putin pulls him back up using the underhooks. Putin scores with a knee to the head.
Putin landing knees to the head.
A shot in the inside from Putin. Jitsu goes for a takedown attempt but Putin pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Danga de danga de dang - Putin scores with a four punch combination!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jitsu tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Putin swivels and escapes. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is winning the standup battle so far. Putin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jitsu tries for a takedown but Putin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Putin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jitsu. Putin stuffs the takedown. Putin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jitsu stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Putin. Jitsu needs to keep his hands up - Putin had a free shot at his head there. Putin leaves Jitsu with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Putin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jitsu's hands. Jitsu takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket. A nice inside leg kick there by Putin. That's going to slow Jitsu down. No joy there for Putin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jitsu closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Putin did well to prevent Jitsu getting side control. Putin tries to roll over but Jitsu keeps him under control. Putin looks like he's trying to stand up.
Putin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jitsu can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round. Putin is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Jitsu jumps into side control! Putin is trying to escape and get back to his feet. Jitsu is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Putin has escaped the position, nice work there. Putin wants to get back to his feet. Jitsu is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Putin is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. Putin is trying to get back to his feet. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Putin is trying to improve his position. Jitsu tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Jiu Jitsu's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Putin scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Putin cracks Jitsu with an open hand slap. Jitsu drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. Jitsu is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. Putin is looking for a triangle but Jitsu pushes his legs off easily.
Putin is looking for a triangle but Jitsu pushes his legs off easily.
Jitsu won't allow Putin to get back to his feet. Jitsu drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Jitsu jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. Putin has his feet on Jitsu's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work. Jitsu shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Putin looking for submissions off his back. Jitsu is looking for a kimura but Putin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Jitsu to get the leverage. Putin works his way to full guard. Good work. Putin is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Jitsu is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. Jitsu drops back looking for a leg! Putin is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Putin manages to kick Jitsu off! Jitsu jumps back into Putin's guard. There's a bit of a scramble here and now Putin is on top in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Putin is looking to stand up but Jitsu won't let him. Jitsu had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Putin defends it easily. Putin wants to stand but Jitsu has a closed guard, so he can't escape. Jiu Jitsu has got the better of the ground game so far. Putin avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Putin gets to his feet - Jitsu follows without any prompting. Putin throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Putin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jitsu.
Jitsu misses with a takedown attempt - Putin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Putin scores with a nice strike. Putin throws a series of punches but Jitsu avoids them all with ease. Jitsu shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Putin scores with a nice strike. An inside leg kick lands from Putin. Jitsu takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Putin moves into range and clinches up with Jitsu. Putin lands with a left to the head. Putin lands an elbow inside that Jitsu shrugs off.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Putin working Jitsu over with knees to the body. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Putin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jitsu's face.
Putin lands a nice elbow from the clinch. A short right from Putin on the inside. Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jitsu's face.
Putin tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.
Putin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jitsu is defending well for now. Putin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Putin lands with a light punch inside. Jitsu is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Putin gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu. Putin tries to land a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks with his arms.
Jitsu has clasped his hands together around Putin's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done. Jitsu is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Putin has escaped the position, nice work there. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Putin is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Jitsu has just dragged him back down to the mat. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin clearly takes that round. The cut man is working on Jiu Jitsu's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A nice leg kick lands there from Putin. A slapping body kick lands there for Putin. Putin lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Putin with a body punch. A glancing blow. Putin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jitsu's hands. Putin misses with a double jab.
Putin closes the distance and clinches. Putin landing knees to the head.
Jitsu takes a shot to the head. Putin scores with a shot to the side of Jitsu's head. Putin tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Putin swings wildly with an uppercut but Jitsu uses good head movement to avoid it. Jitsu goes for a takedown in the clinch but Putin prevents it.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. Putin connects with a knee to the head.
Jitsu drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Putin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jitsu or not.
That's one minute gone in the round. Putin with a knee to the head.
Putin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jitsu or not. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Putin takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Putin tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.
Jitsu takes a knee right on the jaw!
Putin slows down the pace here.
Jitsu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Putin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jitsu backwards. Putin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. A short left from Putin. Putin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jitsu's efforts to push away. Jitsu avoiding damage as Putin throws knees to the body.
Putin misses with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Putin lands a nice knee to the body. Jitsu has Putin pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Putin manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu. Jitsu has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Putin avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch. Putin scores with a knee to the head.
Putin misses with a knee to the head. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Putin creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Putin scores with a nice hook to the head. Jitsu is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Putin pulls him back up using the underhooks. A knee to the head by Putin.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks with his arms.
Putin gets underhooks to prevent Jitsu's takedown attempt.
Putin lands a knee to the head.
Putin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Jitsu managing to block the knees to the body from Putin.
Jitsu is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Putin pulls him back up using the underhooks. Putin lands a body punch. Putin tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.
Putin is trying to maintain a safe position but Jitsu gets an underhook and turns Putin into the cage. Putin tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Putin prevents the takedown attempt.
Putin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jitsu or not. Putin lands a nice elbow. Jitsu looking for a takedown. Putin with a knee to the head.
Good body shot from Putin.
Putin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Putin lands an elbow that stopped Jitsu in his tracks for a moment. Putin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jitsu. Putin looking to throw knees to the head but Jitsu is blocking nicely.
Jitsu wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jitsu's face.
Putin gets underhooks to prevent Jitsu's takedown attempt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Putin.
Putin lands with a light punch inside. Putin with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Putin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jitsu can't find room to land a body shot as Putin controls the action.
Putin lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's four minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Putin looking to throw knees to the head but Jitsu is blocking nicely.
Putin is pressed up against the cage. Jitsu has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Putin down to the mat. Putin avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Jitsu takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jitsu walks into a straight right hand from Putin. Jitsu scores a takedown into full mount! Jitsu is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Putin to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Putin shrugs it off. Jitsu looking to secure an arm triangle but Putin defends it well. Putin really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Jitsu looking to secure an arm triangle but Putin defends it well. Jitsu looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin had his way with Jiu Jitsu in that round. The cut man is working on Jiu Jitsu's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Jitsu fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Putin avoids it really well and circles away. Jitsu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Putin sprawls well. Putin wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jitsu gets slowly back to his feet. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Putin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jitsu counters with a nice double leg into guard. Jitsu drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Jitsu jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. Putin has his feet on Jitsu's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work. Putin lands with an uppercut that bounces Jitsu off the cage and back into rage. Putin lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Putin lands a left and a right that send Jitsu crashing to the mat, dazed. Putin thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet! The fighters circle, before Putin throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Jitsu's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Putin lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin retains his super heavyweight title!
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