PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Anka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zero Udala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Udala's choice of entrance music: The Beach Boys - Wouldn't it be nice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Anka
vs
Udala

210 cm
25
275 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

220 cm
23
255 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Kalle Anka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zero Udala!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Udala stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Udala wants it to stay on the feet.
Udala looks to land a combination but Anka avoids it well.
Udala tries to close the distance and clinch but Anka swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Udala is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Anka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Anka tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Udala swivels and escapes.
Kalle Anka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Udala lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

It looks like Kalle Anka has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight stays on the outside here - Udala looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Anka pushes Udala up against the cage in a clinch.
Anka keeps control of Udala as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Anka pulls Udala into guard.
Anka throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Udala trying to control the position from guard on top but Anka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Udala is on the wrong end of a couple of strikes there.
Udala postures up in Anka's guard and throws a big left but Anka blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anka keeping moving, preventing Udala from controlling successfully.

Anka looking for a guillotine here but Udala defends easily.
Anka working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Udala.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Udala accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Udala lands a left and a right that send Anka crashing to the mat, dazed. Udala thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Anka is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Udala feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Anka crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Zero Udala!