PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between mr mustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taite Gordon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). mustard's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, yes. Gordon has chosen Whistlin' Dixie as his entrance music. Taite Gordon is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

mustard
vs
Gordon

187 cm
23
210 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

190 cm
24
222 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

GTI - 1337 from $10 new designs 10/09/10

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, mr mustard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Taite Gordon!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Sam Margolis and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gordon throws a right hand that mustard ducks under and follows up with a left that mustard also avoids with ease.
Gordon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from mustard.
Gordon misses with a series of wild punches.
Gordon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gordon misses with a wild combination.
mustard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Gordon misses with a wild combination.
Gordon throws a shot from downtown. mustard moves away and avoids it.
Gordon throws a hook to the side of mustard's head but mustard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gordon fails to land with a series of punches.
mustard throws a nice looking combination but Gordon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
mustard misses the jab.
mustard slips a jab from Gordon.
Gordon missing with a left hand there. mustard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
mustard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Gordon counters with a right hand to the body.
Gordon's corner calls for a 1-2. Gordon obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Gordon looks to score with a jab to the body but mustard is just out of range.
Gordon thows a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mustard dodges the punch combination from Gordon.
mustard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gordon avoids the body shot from mustard.
Gordon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and mustard counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Gordon avoiding damage under a succession of punches from mustard.
mustard not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
mustard seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Gordon does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Gordon on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
mustard works his foot free and advances to mount.
A nice elbow there by mustard.
mustard connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
mustard landing strikes from the mount.
Gordon is looking to get to half guard.
The referee warns Gordon that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
mustard raining down shots from the mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gordon is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
mustard working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Gordon is rocked!
mustard drops a big elbow. That's hurt Gordon! More shots from mustard and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). mr mustard!