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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Nick bananahammock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricky Stinky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bananahammock kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is nothin but a g thing. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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131 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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165 cm
23
140 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick bananahammock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ricky Stinky!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bananahammock drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Stinky pulls bananahammock in close to prevent any damage.
bananahammock trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
bananahammock passes Stinky's left leg - he's now in half guard.
bananahammock is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
bananahammock content to control rather than advance.
Stinky manages to get to full guard.
Stinky looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
bananahammock throwing strikes from guard but Stinky blocks nicely.
Stinky is pulling down on bananahammock's head to control his posture.
bananahammock will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinky controls bananahammock momentarily but bananahammock frees himself.
Stinky looking for a guillotine here but bananahammock defends easily.
bananahammock passes into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
bananahammock controlling the action here.
bananahammock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stinky wants to improve his position but bananahammock is controlling well.
bananahammock wants to control but Stinky is keeping him busy.
bananahammock is looking for a kimura but Stinky is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for bananahammock to get the leverage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The fighters are battling for position here. Stinky manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Stinky has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but bananahammock can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Stinky is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Stinky looks gassed!
bananahammock passes easily into side control. Nice work.
bananahammock is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Stinky knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Stinky tries to get back to half guard but can't.
bananahammock misses with the ground and pound.
Stinky struggling a bit here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
bananahammock is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Stinky is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Stinky is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
bananahammock trying to mount his opponent but Stinky defends it.
Stinky looking for submissions off his back.
Stinky tries to roll over but bananahammock keeps him under control.
bananahammock tries to pass the half guard into mount. Stinky knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Stinky is defending against the submission attempts here by bananahammock.
bananahammock looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Stinky wants to improve his position but bananahammock is controlling well.
bananahammock is working for a kimura but Stinky is defending it quite comfortably.
Stinky is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but bananahammock pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nick bananahammock dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
bananahammock fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stinky drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Stinky working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
bananahammock can't do much from the bottom here.
Stinky wants to control but bananahammock is keeping him busy.
Stinky is breathing heavily.
bananahammock regains half guard.
bananahammock is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stinky pulls his head out easily.
bananahammock looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananahammock is trying to get back to full guard.
Stinky sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. bananahammock defending well though.
Stinky seems to be working for a kimura but bananahammock defends the submission attempt.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Excellent takedown into side control there by bananahammock.
bananahammock fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Stinky is looking to regain half guard here but bananahammock keeps moving and retains side control.
bananahammock trying to control the action but Stinky is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinky managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by bananahammock.
Stinky wants to control but bananahammock postures up.
bananahammock misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Stinky struggling a bit here.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
bananahammock closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
bananahammock looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Stinky is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on bananahammock's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Stinky is trying to control but bananahammock passes into side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinky wants to improve his position, back to half guard but bananahammock has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Stinky's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Stinky is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for bananahammock!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Nick bananahammock!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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