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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Heel Jando (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paulsen Grickrod (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jando might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Strokes - Someday. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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174 cm
26
165 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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175 cm
20
167 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Heel Jando! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paulsen Grickrod! The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Jorge Garcia and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Grickrod avoids the head kick by Jando.
Grickrod shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jando sprawls well. Jando wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Grickrod gets slowly back to his feet. Jando slips under a jab. Grickrod moves out of range of the body kick from Jando.
Grickrod keeps the fight on the outside. Jando misses with a low kick. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Grickrod. Grickrod looks to land a right hand but Jando moved out of range. Grickrod shoots for a double leg takedown but Jando sprawls well. He's pushed Grickrod's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Grickrod throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jando sees it coming and avoids it easily. A telegraphed right hand from Grickrod misses the target. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Grickrod moves out of range as Jando throws a body kick.
Grickrod lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jando at a distance.
Grickrod looks to land a left hand but Jando moved out of range nicely. Grickrod shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Jando napping and manages to drive through into side control! Grickrod trying to control the action but Jando is working from the bottom. Jando regains half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Grickrod is trying to control. Jando wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. Jando is looking for a sweep. Grickrod is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. Jando lands a couple of sideways elbows. Jando wants to control but Grickrod is keeping busy and won't allow it. Jando looking for submissions off his back.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. A shot to de liver by Grickrod. Beautiful body shot. Jando steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grickrod. Grickrod uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jando.
Jando tries to score with a low kick but Grickrod moves his leg out of the way.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. A telegraphed right hand from Grickrod misses the target. Paulsen Grickrod seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Grickrod misses the body punch and Jando counters with a body kick. Grickrod misses with a two punch combination.
A swing and a miss from Grickrod. Grickrod connects with a body shot. Jando tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Jando fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Grickrod. Grickrod misses with a wild combination.
Grickrod checks a low kick from Jando. Grickrod misses with a takedown and Jando counters with a good low kick that Grickrod was not able to check. Heel Jando has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paulsen Grickrod. Grickrod looks gassed! Jando uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grickrod.
Jando throws a head kick but Grickrod moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Grickrod misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jando fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jando tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Grickrod misses with a takedown and Jando counters with a thumping low kick. Jando is looking to clinch. Grickrod has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Jando. Grickrod throws out a loose jab but Jando uses good head movement to avoid it. Jando fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Grickrod chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jando can pounce on him.
Jando lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grickrod's sensitive parts. Grickrod sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Jando throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. A head kick misses from Jando. Grickrod keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jando throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Jando looks for the body kick but Grickrod saw that one coming. Jando throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Jando fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Grickrod checks it well. Jando wants to clinch. Grickrod comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Jando feints and then cracks Grickrod's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Grickrod down. Grickrod misses with a straight right. Grickrod misses with a straight right. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Grickrod lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jando at a distance.
Jando throws a push kick but Grickrod slaps the foot to one side. Jando tries to land a front kick but Grickrod steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Jando slips a straight right by Grickrod. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heel Jando dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Jando throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grickrod missing with a left hand there. Jando was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Grickrod throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. A good leg kick by Jando. Horrible takedown by Jando or perhaps it was just good defense by Grickrod which made him look bad. Jando attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. A jab from Grickrod misses. Grickrod misses with a straight left. Grickrod takes a swing at Jando's ribcage but misses. Jando slips a straight right by Grickrod. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Grickrod lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Heel Jando is winning the standup battle so far. Jando looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Grickrod swings for the body but Jando moves out of range.
Jando tries to clinch there but Grickrod circles away.
Jando slips under a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round. Good shot there by Grickrod. Grickrod takes a swing at Jando's ribcage but misses. Grickrod misses with a takedown and Jando counters with a big head kick but Grickrod shrugs it off. Grickrod is breathing heavily. Grickrod uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Grickrod jabbing away but nothing is landing. Grickrod doesn't succeed with the takedown and Jando counters with a low kick, right behind Grickrod 's knee. Grickrod gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Jando counters with a body kick. Heel Jando has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paulsen Grickrod. Jando lands with a nice body kick. Grickrod checks a leg kick nicely. Grickrod takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jando scores with a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jando misses with a low kick.
Grickrod throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jando cracks the inside of Grickrod's front leg. Grickrod swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jando counters with an inside leg kick. Jando scores with a leg kick.
Grickrod blocks the body kick.
Nice body kick from Jando. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Jando is looking to land body kicks. Jando fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Grickrod checks it well. Grickrod takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jando tries to score with a low kick but Grickrod moves his leg out of the way. Jando uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grickrod.
Grickrod misses with a jab to the body
and Jando counters with a thumping low kick. Grickrod takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jando.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Grickrod circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jando thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Grickrod if he has to take too many more of those.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jando - that will leave a mark!
Jando lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Grickrod blocks the body kick.
Grickrod's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Grickrod lands with a good body shot. Jando dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grickrod. That did some damage! Grickrod shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Jando counters with a slapping leg kick. Jando throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Grickrod has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jando. Grickrod fails with the takedown and Jando counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Grickrod thuds a left hand into Jando's body. Jando bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jando connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Jando moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Grickrod chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jando can pounce on him.
Jando misses with a body kick. Grickrod has his takedown stuffed and Jando counters with a nice low kick that buckles Grickrod's knee momentarily. A chopping leg kick lands by Jando. Grickrod checks a leg kick. Jando looks for the body kick but Grickrod saw that one coming. Jab, jab by Grickrod - just one landing. Grickrod on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Grickrod sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. This has been an exciting period of action! Grickrod takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jando pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heel Jando dominated that second round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Jando slips a straight right by Grickrod. Jando uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grickrod. Grickrod doesn't succeed with the takedown and Jando counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. A head kick misses from Jando. Grickrod takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jando scores with a kick to the body.
Jando tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Jando turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Jando is looking to land body kicks. Jando fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Grickrod, pushing him back against the cage. Grickrod tries for a takedown but Jando manages to get underhooks.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jando takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Grickrod takes a knee to the side of the body. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Jando is pushing Grickrod up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
That's one minute gone in the round. Grickrod can't find room to land a body shot as Jando controls the action.
Grickrod on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Grickrod being controlled against the cage. Jando utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Jando putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Grickrod in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Grickrod lands with a short shot to the head. Jando tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Grickrod avoids it. Grickrod blocks the elbow strike.
A right hand to the body from Grickrod.
Grickrod dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. Grickrod pushes Jando back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Grickrod managing to block the knees to the body from Jando.
Grickrod managing to block the knees to the body from Jando.
Jando trying to land knees to the body.
Grickrod is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Grickrod digs a right hand into Jando's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jando's gas tank.
That's two minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Stalling in the clinch from Grickrod.
Grickrod tries to pull guard but Jando won't allow it.
Heel Jando has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paulsen Grickrod. Grickrod throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Jando with a knee to the head.
Paulsen Grickrod has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Grickrod pushes Jando back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Grickrod turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Grickrod manages to end up in side control. Grickrod wants to control but Jando is keeping him busy. Jando gets back to half guard. Grickrod wants to take a breather but Jando is having none of it. Jando is pressing down on Grickrod's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it. Jando has control of Grickrod's left arm, preventing Grickrod from doing any damage. Grickrod is looking to work some ground and pound but Jando has wrist control. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Grickrod not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Grickrod looking to sit in guard and control but Jando gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Jando wants to control from the top but Grickrod keeps moving. Grickrod is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. Grickrod had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jando defends it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena. Grickrod keeping moving, preventing Jando from controlling successfully. Jando slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. Grickrod is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Grickrod has his foot on Jando's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jando works his way back into a safe position though. Grickrod throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Jando wants to control from the top but Grickrod keeps moving.
And that's the end of the fight! Heel Jando showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jando, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge David Schapiro scores the fight for Heel Jando! Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Heel Jando! Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Heel Jando!
Heel Jando wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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