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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Clown Loach (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rampage Robson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clown Loach could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Rampage Robson's chin.
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152 lbs
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154 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clown Loach!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Robson!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Jonathan Paton and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robson wants to clinch.
Loach misses with a wild combination.
Loach misses with a two punch combination.
Robson wants to clinch up but Loach keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loach closes the distance looking to clinch
and Robson counters with a head kick. That will keep Loach thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Robson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Robson wants to clinch
enabling Loach to counter with a crisp jab.
Loach avoids the head kick by Robson.
Loach fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Robson avoids the head kick by Loach.
Robson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loach.
Loach looks to clinch
and Robson counters with a low kick, right behind Loach 's knee.
Robson closes the distance but Loach moves to the side
and Loach counters by clinching up.
Robson tries to land knees in the clinch but Loach avoids the damage to the body.
Robson tries to pull guard but Loach holds him up against the cage and eventually Robson drops back down to his feet.
Loach dodges an elbow strike from Robson.
Robson misses with a punch to the body.
Loach stalling in the clinch.
Robson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Loach blocks it with crossed arms.
Robson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Robson pushes off an throws an elbow but Loach leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Robson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Loach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Robson - that landed with a thud.
Loach tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Robson avoids it.
Robson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Loach lands a right hand.
Robson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Loach throws a head punch that misses.
Loach gets through Robson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Loach scores with a shoulder strike.
Robson misses with a knee strike.
Robson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Loach will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Robson up against the cage.
Robson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Loach cracks Robson with a nice body shot.
Loach creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Robson's defenses.
Robson scores a nice knee to the body.
Robson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Loach lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Robson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loach has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Robson regains guard immediately.
Loach has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Robson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Loach accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Robson trying to keep a closed guard but Loach is proving a slippery customer.
Loach lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Loach trying to control but Robson is working from the bottom.
Robson manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Robson trying to control but Loach is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Clown Loach will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Loach wants to clinch up but Robson keeps it at a distance.
Loach moves into range and clinches up with Robson.
Loach holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Loach digs a right hand underneath Robson's ribcage. Robson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters up against the cage, Loach throws an elbow but misses.
Robson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Loach is defending well for now.
Loach tries to land knees in the clinch but Robson avoids the damage to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Loach.
Loach has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Robson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Loach tries to land knees in the clinch but Robson avoids the damage to the body.
Robson missing with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loach avoiding damage as Robson throws knees to the body.
Robson trying to land knees to the body.
Robson jumps guard but Loach stands there with Robson around his waist. Robson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Robson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Loach managing to block the knees to the body from Robson.
Robson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Robson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Loach throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Robsons head.
Loach tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A nice right hand lands inside from Loach.
Robson tries to land knees in the clinch but Loach avoids the damage to the body.
Robson can't get the takedown.
Loach leaning against his opponent.
Robson goes for a takedown in the clinch but Loach prevents it.
Clown Loach has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rampage Robson.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Loach takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Loach works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robson lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Loach!
Robson is landing with some decent strikes but Loach is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Robson goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Loach is on top in guard.
Loach keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Robson's head.
Robson is trying to control the position but Loach postures up.
Loach with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Loach wants to pass the guard but Robson is keeping the position.
Loach trying to control but Robson is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loach looking to pass the guard.
Loach postures up in Robson's guard and throws a big left but Robson blocks it.
Robson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Loach's guard.
Loach on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Loach tries to get out of the position.
Robson wants to pass the guard but Loach is keeping the position.
Robson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Loach looking for a sweep. Not yet Loach, not yet.
Robson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Loach wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Robson wants to pass the guard but Loach is keeping the position.
Loach looking for a sweep. Not yet Loach, not yet.
Robson trying to control but Loach is working from the bottom.
Loach might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Loach tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Robson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clown Loach dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Robson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Robson scoring well with a low kick there.
Robson closes the distance but Loach moves to the side
and Loach counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loach wants to clinch.
Loach clinches but Robson breaks the clinch
and Robson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Loach as Robson tries to tie him up.
Robson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loach with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Loach managing to block the knees to the body from Robson.
Loach blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Loach dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Loach creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Loach is pushing Robson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Loach has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Robson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Loach managing to block the knees to the body from Robson.
Loach blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Loach manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Robson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Robson trying to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Knees to the body from Robson.
Robson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Robson has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Loach avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Loach - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A short body shot lands from Loach as the two fighters clinch.
Robson goes for a takedown attempt but Loach pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Robson gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Loach to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Robson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Robson not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Clown Loach is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robson wants to sweep here but Loach controlling him for the moment.
Robson has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Robson keeping full guard, as Loach tries to pass.
Loach avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Rampage Robson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Loach is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Loach stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Robson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Loach stopping the sweep attempt from Robson.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Robson misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Loach fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Robson, pushing him back against the cage.
Robson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Loach blocks it with crossed arms.
Robson tries to land knees in the clinch but Loach avoids the damage to the body.
Loach stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Robson wants a takedown.
Clown Loach has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rampage Robson.
Loach blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Loach gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Loach looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Loach lands an elbow that stopped Robson in his tracks for a moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
Clown Loach showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Loach, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:28
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clown Loach!
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