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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tarzan Bundolo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tarzan Bundolo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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196 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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190 cm
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200 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tarzan Bundolo!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Eliza Hachem and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bundolo throws a jab when Fuck Tito was well out of range.
Fuck Tito just misses with a punch to the body.
Bundolo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuck Tito is just out of range.
Fuck Tito lands with a straight right. Bundolo didn't see that one coming.
It looks like Tarzan Bundolo has been cut.
Fuck Tito lands a glancing blow to the side of Bundolo's head.
Bundolo lands with a straight right. Fuck Tito didn't see that one coming.
Tarzan Bundolo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bundolo misses with the combination.
Bundolo misses with a body shot
and Fuck Tito counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bundolo misses with the combination.
Bundolo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bundolo closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bundolo is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fuck Tito.
Bundolo thows a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Fuck Tito finds it's way through Bundolo's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuck Tito misses with a leg kick.
Bundolo wants to clinch.
Bundolo misses with a combination
and Fuck Tito decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bundolo's guard.
Fuck Tito sitting in guard here, content to control.
Fuck Tito trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is looking to work some ground and pound but Bundolo has wrist control.
Fuck Tito pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bundolo is keeping the position for now.
Fuck Tito seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Fuck Tito pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bundolo is keeping the position for now.
Fuck Tito in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Fuck Tito missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Fuck Tito uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bundolo has time to react.
Bundolo throws the left hand but Fuck Tito avoids the punch easily.
Tarzan Bundolo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bundolo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bundolo.
Bundolo takes one to the chin there.
Fuck Tito displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bundolo.
Bundolo misses with the combination.
Fuck Tito swinging wildly here.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fuck Tito shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bundolo but Bundolo pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bundolo lunges at Fuck Tito with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fuck Tito's hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundolo misses with a shot to the body
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bundolo won't be happy with that.
Bundolo regains half guard there - taking advantage of Fuck Tito's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Still in half guard, Fuck Tito seems content to control.
Fuck Tito drops an elbow to the side of Bundolo's head.
Fuck Tito tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bundolo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Fuck Tito is working hard here to advance position.
Bundolo avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Fuck Tito.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundolo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fuck Tito.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Bundolo wants to improve his position but Fuck Tito is controlling well.
Fuck Tito is trying to control. Bundolo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Bundolo lands a jab to Fuck Tito's midsection.
Fuck Tito's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Fuck Tito duly obliges.
That has opened up Tarzan Bundolo's cut even more.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tarzan Bundolo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bundolo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuck Tito dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bundolo misses with a few strikes there.
Bundolo stuffs the takedown.
Bundolo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuck Tito counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Fuck Tito throws a series of punches but Bundolo avoids them all with ease.
Bundolo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bundolo misses with a looping left.
Bundolo has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bundolo tries to clinch up but Fuck Tito circles away and keeps his distance.
Bundolo moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito shoots for a takedown but Bundolo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bundolo throws a looping overhand right but Fuck Tito ducks down to avoid it.
Bundolo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuck Tito dodges the punch combination from Bundolo.
Bundolo misses with a body shot
and Fuck Tito counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bundolo has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bundolo is breathing heavily.
Fuck Tito connects with a body shot.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Fuck Tito.
The fighters circling - Fuck Tito throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bundolo tries to clinch up but Fuck Tito circles away and keeps his distance.
Chuck Fuck Tito is winning the standup battle so far.
A slow jab from Bundolo misses its intended target.
Bundolo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The cut above Tarzan Bundolo's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A left lands for Fuck Tito.
Bundolo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bundolo on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bundolo lands a nice shot to the body.
Fuck Tito slips a jab and a cross from Bundolo.
Bundolo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuck Tito moves away.
Bundolo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fuck Tito stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fuck Tito misses with the combination.
Fuck Tito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bundolo circles away quickly and effectively.
Bundolo moves out of range as Fuck Tito strikes.
Bundolo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A big left from Bundolo misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundolo throws a hook but Fuck Tito blocks it.
Fuck Tito shoots in for a takedown but Bundolo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chuck Fuck Tito. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bundolo digs a good hook to Fuck Tito's body.
Bundolo takes one on the button.
Bundolo scores with a sloppy right hand. Fuck Tito should have avoided that one.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bundolo.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping left.
Bundolo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bundolo throws a jab when Fuck Tito was well out of range.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Fuck Tito takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bundolo throws out a loose jab but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Bundolo.
Fuck Tito with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bundolo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bundolo takes one to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito lands with a nice body punch.
Bundolo fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with the combination.
Fuck Tito lands a two punch combo.
Fuck Tito throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bundolo stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with the combination.
Fuck Tito fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bundolo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab.
Good work by Bundolo as he checks the leg kick.
Fuck Tito lands a nice hook to Bundolo's body. Bundolo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fuck Tito moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tarzan Bundolo's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuck Tito closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tarzan Bundolo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chuck Fuck Tito!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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