PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rashad Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and mike my weiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rashad Jackson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to mike my weiner's chin.

Jackson
vs
my weiner

190 cm
21
235 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

187 cm
20
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rashad Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, mike my weiner!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
my weiner fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nice takedown defense from Jackson. No joy for my weiner on that attempt.
my weiner circles away from the clinch attempt.
my weiner tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jackson counters with a stiff right hand.

Jackson pushes my weiner up against the cage in a clinch.
Jackson is pushing my weiner up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jackson keeps control of my weiner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jackson is trying to maintain a safe position but my weiner gets an underhook and turns Jackson into the cage.
Jackson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has my weiner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
my weiner looks gassed!
Jackson connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like mike my weiner has been cut.
my weiner should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jackson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jackson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning my weiner up against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Jackson for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Rashad Jackson.

Jackson moves into range and clinches up with my weiner.
Jackson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jackson stalls.
Still in the clinch, Jackson scores with a nice short uppercut.
my weiner takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jackson connects with a nasty looking knee right to my weiner's face.
my weiner letting Jackson take a breather here.
Jackson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jackson connects with a knee to the head.
Jackson is working my weiner over against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A knee to the head by Jackson.
Jackson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jackson seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Jackson connects with a knee to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jackson.
my weiner is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Rashad Jackson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of mike my weiner.
Jackson connects with a knee to the head.
Jackson lands a body shot.
Jackson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jackson working my weiner over with knees to the body.
Jackson stalling the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Come on Jackson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
my weiner changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Jackson fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Jackson gets a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Jackson.
my weiner tries for a takedown but Jackson manages to get underhooks.
Jackson stalling against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Rashad Jackson.
Jackson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from my weiner.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jackson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Jackson.
my weiner takes a knee right on the jaw!
The referee is keeping an eye on Jackson - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
my weiner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jackson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nice elbow from Jackson.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jackson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jackson lands a good knee to the midsection. my weiner won't want to take too many of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stalling in the clinch from Jackson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rashad Jackson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on mike my weiner's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jackson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from my weiner is defended easily by Jackson.
mike my weiner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackson stuffs the takedown.
my weiner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Rashad Jackson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of mike my weiner.
my weiner is breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
my weiner closes the distance but Jackson moves to the side

and Jackson counters by clinching up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jackson presses my weiner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jackson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has my weiner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jackson just leaning against my weiner, taking a breather.
Jackson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jackson just leaning against my weiner, taking a breather.
Jackson lands a nice elbow.
Rashad Jackson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice left hand lands by Jackson.
Jackson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that my weiner can do to turn this around?
A bit of stalling here from Jackson.
Jackson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees to the body from Jackson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jackson.
Jackson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has my weiner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jackson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jackson landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson connects with a knee to the head.
Jackson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
my weiner being controlled against the cage.
my weiner is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jackson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jackson landing knees to the head.
Jackson lands a knee to the body.
Jackson with a knee to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jackson working my weiner over with knees to the body.
my weiner goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jackson prevents it.
Jackson has my weiner pushed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson throws a knee to the head but misses.
my weiner is trying to drag Jackson to the mat but Jackson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jackson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through my weiner's defenses.
Jackson scores with a knee to the head.
Jackson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
Jackson cracks my weiner with a nice body shot.
my weiner is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jackson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jackson slowing the pace effectively.
Jackson is trying to maintain a safe position but my weiner gets an underhook and turns Jackson into the cage.
Jackson tries to land knees in the clinch but my weiner avoids the damage to the body.
Jackson prevents a takedown attempt there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jackson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
my weiner jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jackson walks away with a smile on his face. my weiner gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
my weiner tries for a takedown but Jackson circles away easily

and Jackson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jackson.
my weiner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jackson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jackson with a knee to the head.
my weiner tries to pull guard but Jackson won't allow it.
Jackson lands a left hand that snaps the head of my weiner backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jackson unloads a knee to the mid-section. my weiner lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jackson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jackson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rashad Jackson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on mike my weiner's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

my weiner has his takedown stuffed
and Jackson counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. my weiner is lucky that one didn't land flush.

Jackson closes the distance and clinches.
Jackson is stalling here.
my weiner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jackson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short right from Jackson on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jackson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning my weiner up against the cage.
Jackson landing knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jackson scores a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jackson stalls.
Jackson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jackson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Jackson lands a knee to the head.
Jackson digs a right hand underneath my weiner's ribcage. my weiner let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jackson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jackson connects with a nasty looking knee right to my weiner's face.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jackson.
Knees in the clinch landing for Jackson.
Jackson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jackson just misses with a elbow thrown towards my weiner's brow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson is pushing my weiner up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jackson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. my weiner is defending well for now.
Jackson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from my weiner.
Jackson blocks a body shot from my weiner.
my weiner is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jackson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Rashad Jackson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of mike my weiner.
Jackson lands with a light punch inside.
my weiner wants a takedown but no success here.
Jackson lands an elbow that stopped my weiner in his tracks for a moment.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jackson obliges.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
The referee calls for Jackson to work.
Jackson scores with a knee to the head.
my weiner tries to break free but Jackson pushes him back against the cage.
Jackson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
my weiner is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jackson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jackson cracks my weiner with a nice body shot.
my weiner fails to pull guard.
Jackson is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
Jackson landing knees to the body.
Jackson with a knee to the head.
Jackson stalling in the clinch but my weiner improves position.
Jackson misses with a hook to the ribs.
my weiner tries to break the clinch but Jackson is controlling the position.
my weiner is looking to break free of the clinch but Jackson has double underhooks.
Jackson scores a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jackson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
my weiner is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jackson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jackson effectively controlling the action here.
my weiner tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jackson smiles and moves away.
my weiner doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Jackson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Jackson working my weiner over with knees to the body.
my weiner is trying to drag Jackson to the mat but Jackson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
my weiner tries for a takedown but Jackson manages to get underhooks.
mike my weiner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rashad Jackson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jackson slows down the pace here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rashad Jackson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jackson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:25
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:25
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rashad Jackson!