PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Belgian Maniac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jeremy
vs
Maniac

168 cm
26
157 lbs
8 - 3 - 1

175 cm
27
155 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Belgian Maniac!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy throws a body punch but Maniac moves out of range.
Maniac uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Maniac throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Maniac connects with a looping right hand.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
Maniac tries a head kick but it misses.
Maniac throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Maniac bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jeremy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Maniac moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Maniac.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Maniac is out of range.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jeremy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Maniac instigates a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Maniac.
Maniac throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jeremys head.
Jeremy gets underhooks to prevent Maniac's takedown attempt.
Maniac keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Maniac digs a right hand underneath Jeremy's ribcage. Jeremy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jeremy working hard to break the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Maniac obliges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Maniac.
Jeremy prevents a takedown attempt there.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Maniac.
Maniac cracks Jeremy with a nice body shot.
Maniac throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Maniac has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Maniac is controlling the position.
Maniac prevents Jeremy from breaking the clinch.
Maniac lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Maniac scores with a hook to the body.
Maniac is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jeremy is keeping busy.
Maniac lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Jeremy manages to break the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a double jab
and Maniac connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maniac is looking to clinch.

Maniac shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Maniac can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jeremy is looking to escape.
Jeremy wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Maniac.
Maniac trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maniac punching from mount but Jeremy doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Maniac thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Jeremy taking shots to the head.
Maniac throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Maniac content just to control the position here.
Maniac landing strikes from the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maniac misses with a head shot.
Maniac landing strikes from the mount.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Jeremy is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Maniac landing strikes from the mount.
Maniac raining down shots from the mount!
Jeremy wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Belgian Maniac dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Maniac lands a jab.
Jeremy digs a good body shot into Maniac's ribs.
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Maniac shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jeremy pinned against the cage. Jeremy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Maniac ducks under and follows up with a left that Maniac also avoids with ease.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy misses with a jab to the body
and Maniac counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jeremy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Maniac can pounce on him.
Jeremy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jeremy scores with a one two! Maniac had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jeremy scores with a hook to the body. Maniac takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
Maniac scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Maniac lands a nice looking body kick.
Jeremy is looking to wear down Maniac with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jeremy avoids the head kick by Maniac.
Jeremy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Maniac misses with a body kick.
Jeremy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Maniac is just out of range.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
Maniac pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Maniac.
Jeremy is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maniac fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Maniac wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jeremy keeps working.
Maniac tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Jeremy is trying to buck Maniac off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is not content to let Maniac control the position.
Maniac lands a nice forearm strike.
Maniac postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Maniac counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jeremy misses with a double jab
and Maniac counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Maniac avoids them all with ease.
Maniac misses with a head kick.
Maniac pushes Jeremy away with a front kick.
Maniac lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Maniac throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Maniac gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Maniac.
Jeremy misses with a combination
and Maniac counters with a head kick.
Maniac has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Maniac lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jeremy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Maniac decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jeremy's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Belgian Maniac showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Maniac lands a really nice looking cross but Jeremy seems unphased.
A nice leg kick lands there from Maniac.
Jab by Maniac.
Jeremy throws a hook but Maniac blocks it.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Maniac takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Maniac.
Jeremy misses the body punch
and Maniac counters with a series of strikes. Jeremy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jeremy walks into a stiff left hand from Maniac.
Maniac ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Maniac moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Maniac buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Maniac scores with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on Maniac's shoulder, as Maniac tries to avoid the shot.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that Maniac avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maniac.
Maniac chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Maniac lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jeremy with a jab.
Jeremy misses with a combination
and Maniac cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Maniac throws a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Maniac.
Maniac looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Maniac has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jeremy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Maniac takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Maniac lands a high kick!
Maniac scoring well with a low kick there.
Jeremy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Maniac counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maniac slips a jab and a cross from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Maniac. That one must have hurt.
Belgian Maniac seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Maniac lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Maniac moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Maniac turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Maniac lands with a kick to the temple. Jeremy shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A shot to the body from Jeremy misses
and Maniac counters with a head kick.

Jeremy is rocked!
Maniac lands a hook that stumbles Jeremy back into the cage. Maniac follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Jeremy to the canvas! Maniac pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Jeremy has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Belgian Maniac!