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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julius Caesar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Caesar's choice of entrance music: down with the sickness - disturbed. Julius Caesar has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Julius Caesar!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Roberts and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Caesar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pisse avoids it really well and circles away.
Horrible takedown by Caesar or perhaps it was just good defense by Pisse which made him look bad.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Caesar avoids it well.
Caesar changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Pisse tries to avoid it but Caesar manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Pisse to the ground. Pisse escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Julius Caesar.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Caesar fails with the takedown.
Caesar tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pisse sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Caesar somewhat.
Pisse tries a low kick but Caesar avoids it.
Caesar fails to land the takedown.
Caesar fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisse lands a left and a right that send Caesar crashing to the mat, dazed. Pisse thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Julius Caesar has been cut.
Caesar is trying desperately to land a takedown but Pisse is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Caesar.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Caesar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisse sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Caesar looks gassed!
Pisse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Caesar takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pisse misses with a few strikes there.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisse connects with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Caesar takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pisse moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Pisse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Pisse lands with a good body shot.
Pisse lands a slapping body shot.
Pisse lands with a right hand.
Pisse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Caesar doesn't seem bothered though.
Pisse stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pisse fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pisse thuds a left hand into Caesar's body.
Pisse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Caesar avoids it well.
Pisse moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Caesar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pisse.
Caesar shoots in but Pisse avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Caesar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pisse.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Caesar fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Pisse throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Pisse is looking to wear down Caesar with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Caesar.
Caesar drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Caesar thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Caesar tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caesar goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Pisse rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Caesar's guard! Nice work there by Pisse!
Caesar wants to stand up but Pisse is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pisse sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Caesar wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Pisse manages to pass to side control.
Pisse slows the pace down in half guard.
Pisse escapes and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pisse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Pisse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Julius Caesar's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Caesar takes one on the button.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Caesar circles away quickly and effectively.
Pisse thows a body shot but no joy.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
Pisse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Caesar.
Caesar takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pisse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pisse digs a good body shot into Caesar's ribs.
A jab lands there for Pisse.
Caesar fails to land the takedown.
Pisse lands a jab to Caesar's midsection.
Pisse fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisse bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pisse throws a series of strikes that have Caesar backpedaling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Caesar takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Caesar takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Caesar takes one to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pisse connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Caesar avoids it well.
Pisse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pisse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Caesar.
Caesar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pisse avoids it really well and circles away.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Julius Caesar.
Pisse works over Caesar's head and body with a nice combination.
Horrible takedown by Caesar or perhaps it was just good defense by Pisse which made him look bad.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
Nisse Pisse is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisse misses with a jab, cross combination.
Caesar shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Pisse manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Caesar drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Pisse dives on top into guard.
Pisse decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisse throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Caesar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisse defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Caesar.
Nisse Pisse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisse uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Caesar shoots in for a takedown but Pisse shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Pisse!
Caesar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pisse pinned against the cage. Pisse gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Caesar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pisse swivels and escapes.
Caesar walks into a straight right hand from Pisse.
Pisse thuds his right hand into Caesar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Caesar dodges the punch combination from Pisse.
Caesar shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caesar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pisse scores with a jab.
Caesar shoots in and drives through. Pisse sprawls well.
Caesar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Caesar misses with a takedown attempt - Pisse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pisse throws a good cross that connects.
Pisse lands with an uppercut that bounces Caesar off the cage and back into rage.
Pisse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Caesar fails with a takedown attempt.
Caesar fails to land the takedown.
Pisse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Caesar can do to turn this around?
Pisse closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pisse throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Caesar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisse sprawls well. Pisse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Caesar gets slowly back to his feet.
Pisse keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caesar fails with the takedown.
Caesar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Caesar moves forwards but Pisse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Caesar avoids it well.
Caesar closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Pisse to the mat! Pisse manages to get full guard.
Caesar trying to move into half guard but instead Pisse has managed to sweep!
Pisse is standing up over Caesar. Caesar looks to escape but Pisse dives into side control.
Caesar is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Pisse has just dragged him back down to the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pisse content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Caesar is looking to get back to his feet here but Pisse is keeping cool and he's managed to take Caesar's back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Pisse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Julius Caesar's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Pisse throws a right and a left that Caesar avoids nicely.
Caesar has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Caesar misses with a takedown attempt - Pisse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Caesar fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Caesar takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Caesar checks a low kick from Pisse.
Pisse lands a two punch combo.
Pisse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Caesar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pisse throws a leg kick that misses.
Julius Caesar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisse lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Caesar shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pisse as he jumps to the side.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Julius Caesar.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Caesar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisse sprawls well. Pisse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Caesar gets slowly back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pisse throws a right and a left that Caesar avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Caesar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisse sprawls well. Pisse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Caesar gets slowly back to his feet.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Caesar circles away quickly and effectively.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Caesar moves out of range.
Pisse swinging wildly here.
Caesar fails with the takedown.
Pisse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Caesar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisse misses the shot to the body.
Caesar has a takedown stuffed.
Pisse goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
Pisse is working the combinations to good effect here.
Pisse fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Pisse defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Caesar.
Caesar ducks right into an uppercut from Pisse.
Caesar avoids a punch combination nicely.
Caesar changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Pisse tries to avoid it but Caesar manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Pisse to the ground. Pisse escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Caesar closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pisse circles away.
Caesar shoots in for a takedown but Pisse shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Caesar shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pisse as he avoids it easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Pisse scores with a four punch combination!
Pisse lands a nice shot to the body.
Pisse lands a nice shot to the body.
Pisse throws a right hand that Caesar ducks under and follows up with a left that Caesar also avoids with ease.
Pisse slaps away a takedown attempt from Caesar, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Pisse punishes Caesar's body with a nice straight punch.
Pisse works Caesar's body with a nice hook.
Pisse looks to score with a jab to the body but Caesar is just out of range.
Caesar misses with a takedown attempt - Pisse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse cracks a nice hook into Caesar's ribs.
Caesar shoots in but no luck this time.
Pisse misses with a low kick as Caesar jumps back.
Pisse stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Pisse wants it to stay on the feet.
Caesar checks the leg kick nicely there.
Left hook, right uppercut from Pisse.
Caesar avoids the body shot from Pisse.
Pisse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Caesar slips a straight right by Pisse.
Caesar shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pisse napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Caesar goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Pisse has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Caesar but great work by Pisse.
You can see the frustration on Caesar's face as Pisse controls the position.
Caesar wants to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caesar wants to get back to his feet but Pisse is dominant here and he's now got Caesar's back!
Caesar trying to get back to his feet but Pisse is in full control for now.
Pisse biding his time, controlling Caesar.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Caesar wants to get back to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Pisse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pisse, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:26
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:26
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!
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