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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lars Lestaatius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bong has chosen Hits From The Bong as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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270 lbs
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265 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lars Lestaatius!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, The Bong!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bong slips under a jab from Lestaatius.
Bong is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lestaatius sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bong fails with the takedown.
Bong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lestaatius.
Lestaatius drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Bong not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bong looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lestaatius is one step ahead there.
Lestaatius missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lestaatius cracks Bong with a solid left hand.
Bong wants to sweep but no luck.
Lestaatius is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Lestaatius trying to control the position from guard on top but Bong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lestaatius content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bong holds on and takes a little breather.
Lestaatius scoring with punches to the head and body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bong looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lestaatius is one step ahead there.
Bong is adopting a defensive guard.
Lestaatius has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Lestaatius stops Bong from standing up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lestaatius with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bong looking for a sweep. Not yet Bong, not yet.
Bong working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Lestaatius has passed into half guard!
Lestaatius throwing shots but Bong is blocking nicely.
Bong manages to get to full guard.
Lestaatius in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lestaatius can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Lestaatius trying to control but Bong is working from the bottom.
Lestaatius preventing the sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lestaatius throwing strikes from guard but Bong blocks nicely.
Lestaatius trying to control but Bong is working from the bottom.
Lestaatius missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lestaatius looking to sit in guard and control but Bong gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Lestaatius is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Lestaatius keeping moving, preventing Bong from controlling successfully.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Bong misses with a takedown
and Lestaatius counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like The Bong has been cut.
Lars Lestaatius has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Bong.
Lestaatius gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bong counters with a single leg into guard. Lestaatius didn't expect that.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lestaatius is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bong is looking for a sweep. Lestaatius is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bong looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bong works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lestaatius stands up over Bong, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bong keeping moving, preventing Lestaatius from controlling successfully.
Lestaatius connects with a couple of short punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bong pulls Lestaatius in close to his closed guard and prevents Lestaatius from doing any damage or advancing position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lars Lestaatius dominated that round.
The cut man is working on The Bong's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lestaatius manages to avoid it.
Bong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lestaatius paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lestaatius swinging wildly here.
Lestaatius darts in and clinches Bong up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lestaatius has a couple of punches blocked by Bong.
Lestaatius wants a takedown.
Lestaatius can't find room to land a body shot as Bong controls the action.
Lestaatius misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lestaatius prevents the takedown attempt.
Lestaatius successfully pulls guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lestaatius keeping moving, preventing Bong from controlling successfully.
Bong passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Bong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Bong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lestaatius tries to buck Bong off but Bong is having none of it.
Bong tries for a kimura but Lestaatius is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Lestaatius is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bong is breathing heavily.
Bong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Lestaatius is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Lars Lestaatius overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lestaatius gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Lestaatius tries to roll over but Bong keeps him under control.
Bong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Bong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lestaatius is trying to maintain the position but Bong is very close to passing his half guard.
Lestaatius is looking for a sweep. Bong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bong is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lestaatius is looking to control Bong's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Lestaatius avoid being mounted?
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lestaatius throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Bong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bong tries a head kick but it misses.
Lestaatius shoots in and bounces Bong off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Bong manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Lestaatius tries to hold on but Bong pushes him away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bong working for a submission but Lestaatius is keeping him at bay.
Lestaatius keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but The Bong will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on The Bong's cut.
That's time! Lestaatius's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Lestaatius throws a nice looking combination but Bong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Bong.
Bong drives through with a takedown into guard.
Lestaatius trying to keep a closed guard but Bong is proving a slippery customer.
Lestaatius keeping moving, preventing Bong from controlling successfully.
Lestaatius looking for a sweep. Not yet Lestaatius, not yet.
Bong drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Lestaatius manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Bong has Lestaatius in his guard.
Bong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lestaatius trying to control but Bong is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Lestaatius passes into side control.
Lestaatius wants to control but Bong is keeping him busy.
Bong gets back to half guard.
Lestaatius frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lestaatius landing strikes from the mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Lestaatius connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Bong regains half guard.
Lestaatius wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bong keeps working.
Bong is looking to escape.
Bong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lestaatius is trying to control the action in half guard but Bong is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Lestaatius throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bong is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Lestaatius jumps into side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lestaatius working the body and head with strikes.
The cut above The Bong's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bong wants to control but Lestaatius postures up.
Bong sneaks back into half guard.
Lestaatius stalling.
Lestaatius trying to control the action but Bong is working from the bottom.
Lestaatius throws a strike but Bong avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bong is adopting a defensive guard.
Bong looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lestaatius is one step ahead there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lestaatius content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The Bong's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at The Bong's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lars Lestaatius!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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