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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Onni Jokinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hoshi Hotaru (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jokinen comes to the cage accompanied by Dub FX - Rude Boy. On his way into the cage it seems that Onni Jokinen has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Onni Jokinen seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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175 cm
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130 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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168 cm
19
142 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Onni Jokinen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hoshi Hotaru! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A lazy left from Jokinen finds it's target. Jokinen darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Hotaru needs to keep his hands up - Jokinen had a free shot at his head there. Hotaru is looking to score with low kicks. Jokinen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hotaru throws a chopping leg kick but Jokinen manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Jokinen lands a jab to Hotaru's midsection. Jokinen misses with a straight left. Jokinen lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Jokinen is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Hotaru pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Jokinen checks a leg kick. Hotaru walks into a left hand. The fighters circling - Jokinen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jokinen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Jokinen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Jokinen lands with a straight right. Hotaru didn't see that one coming.
Hotaru is rocked! Hotaru misses with a low kick as Jokinen jumps back. Hotaru is still on wobbly legs! Can Jokinen finish him? The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jokinen checks a leg kick. Hotaru seems to have recovered his senses. Jokinen lands a head shot. Jokinen jabs Hotaru right on the nose. Hotaru blinks but takes it well. Hotaru moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Jokinen cracks Hotaru with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Hotaru tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Jokinen pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Hotaru is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Onni Jokinen!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
57% |
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