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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joseph Lilke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Shout it at the Devil. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brock Lesnar was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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225 cm
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300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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196 cm
23
285 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joseph Lilke! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brock Lesnar! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lilke lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Lesnar is looking to close the distance but Lilke sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Lesnar crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Lesnar is OK because that was naaaaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Joseph Lilke!
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C
A |
G |
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
13% |
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