PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between BigBlack Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sir Chinalot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinalot has chosen Me So Horny as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Dick
vs
Chinalot

182 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

177 cm
20
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, BigBlack Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sir Chinalot!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick cracks Chinalot with a good jab.

It looks like Sir Chinalot has been cut.
Dick fails to land the takedown.
Dick throws a nice looking combination but Chinalot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dick defending well as Chinalot loads up on a big left hand.
Dick tries to clinch but Chinalot moves out of range.
Dick fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Chinalot paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dick lands with an uppercut that bounces Chinalot off the ropes and back into rage.
Chinalot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch up but Chinalot swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Chinalot bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Chinalot throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Dick works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Chinalot throwing shots but Dick is blocking nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinalot scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Chinalot is looking to advance position but Dick won't allow it.
Chinalot seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dick does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Dick avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Chinalot.

Chinalot seems to be working for a kimura but Dick defends the submission attempt.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Chinalot stalling away here and it's allowed Dick to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Chinalot prevents Dick from getting back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Chinalot postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dick gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Chinalot counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dick's guard now.
Dick is breathing heavily.

Dick has his feet on Chinalot's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Dick moves out of range of the body kick.
Dick misses with a two punch combination.
A bone on bone clash there as Dick blocks the leg kick.
Chinalot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
Dick lands a jab to the nose.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Chinalot.
BigBlack Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Dick.
Nice straight punches there by Chinalot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chinalot.
Dick moves out of range of the leg kick from Chinalot.
Chinalot misses with a low kick.
Chinalot will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Chinalot throws the left hand but Dick avoids the punch easily.
Chinalot goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dick closes the distance but Chinalot moves to the side

and Chinalot decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Dick's guard.
Chinalot trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Chinalot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Chinalot trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Chinalot throwing strikes from guard but Dick blocks nicely.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Chinalot in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dick preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Chinalot throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dick takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dick slips under a jab from Chinalot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chinalot is defended easily by Dick.
Chinalot thows a body shot but no joy.
Chinalot lands a right hook to the body.
Chinalot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
Dick tries for a takedown but Chinalot circles away easily
and Chinalot counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BigBlack Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters circle momentarily. Chinalot darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chinalot lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Chinalot drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Chinalot stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dick swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Chinalot from controlling successfully.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Chinalot cracks Dick with a solid left hand.
Chinalot must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Chinalot wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Chinalot throwing strikes but missing.
Chinalotis looking to pass into half guard but Dick pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Dick is in guard.
Dick preventing the sweep.
Dick throwing strikes but missing.

Dick got a little sloppy there for a moment and Chinalot has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dick has managed to get both his arms back between Chinalot's legs - danger averted.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Chinalot wants to sweep here but Dick controlling him for the moment.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Chinalot misses with an uppercut. Dick saw that one coming.

Chinalot looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Dick!
Dick is trying to get to the ropes to help him get back to his feet.
Dick is bucking up trying to escape but Chinalot cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Chinalot cracks Dick with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Chinalot cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Chinalot cracks Dick with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Chinalot lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Dick hang on?
Dick is in all sorts of trouble here.
Chinalot really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dick. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Chinalot landing punches.
Dick tries to hold on but Chinalot pushes him away.
Chinalot pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
BOOM! Chinalot connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Chinalot is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Dick can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sir Chinalot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sir Chinalot's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Chinalot tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dick sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Chinalot somewhat.
Dick throws a left and a right that both miss
and Chinalot counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
BigBlack Dick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chinalot fails with the takedown
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Dick tries for a takedown but Chinalot circles away easily

and Chinalot counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Chinalot is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dick doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Chinalot.
Dick is looking for a sweep. Chinalot is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinalot scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Chinalot wants to pass to mount but Dick is defending the position.
Chinalot wants to take a breather but Dick is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Chinalot looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Dick blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chinalot.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Chinalot throws a predictable looking body shot

and Dick counters with a shoot takedown. Chinalot fights it but they end up in guard.

Chinalot is looking for a triangle but Dick pushes his legs off easily.
Chinalot bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dick's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinalot trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chinalot throws a big right hand that misses.
Chinalot with a nice head shot there.
Chinalot works over Dick with some ground and pound from guard.
Sir Chinalot has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chinalot trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Chinalot postures up in Dick's guard and throws a big left but Dick blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Chinalot from controlling successfully.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dick steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Chinalot. That one must have hurt.
Dick blocks a low kick nicely.
Chinalot misses the body punch
and Dick counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Chinalot looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Chinalot scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Chinalot tries for a kimura but Dick is defending well.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Chinalot tries to score with some ground and pound. Dick controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Chinalot cracks Dick with a big elbow.
Dick misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Dick is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the ropes but Chinalot has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Chinalot misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Dick tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Chinalot wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Dick is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Chinalot looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dick wants to get back to his feet.
Chinalot looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Chinalot looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Chinalot sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dick defending well though.
Chinalot wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dick keeps working.
Chinalot is nestled in close to Dick, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Dick blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chinalot.
Chinalot controlling the action here.
Dick wants to get back to his feet.
Chinalot looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick pushes Chinalot off looking to stand but Chinalot dives back in and keeps control.
Dick is refusing to be controlled, as Chinalot sits in half guard.
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Chinalot lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Chinalot is controlling the pace.
Dick wants to get back to his feet.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Chinalot looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dick with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Chinalot scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Chinalot thows a huge punch but Dick dodges it nicely.
Chinalot thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dick's head.
Chinalot throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Chinalot is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Chinalot looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Chinalot not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sir Chinalot comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chinalot has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 18:20
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 18:20
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 18:20

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sir Chinalot!