PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricky Stinky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Stinky
vs
Guy

165 cm
23
140 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

180 cm
19
176 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ricky Stinky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Guy!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinky tries to close the distance and clinch but Guy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Guy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Guy wants it to stay on the feet.
Guy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Guy shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Stinky looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Guy works over Stinky with some ground and pound from guard.

Stinky looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Stinky looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Stinky trying to keep a closed guard but Guy is proving a slippery customer.

Stinky is looking for a triangle but Guy pushes his legs off easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Stinky not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Guy wants to control from the top but Stinky keeps moving.

Stinky throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Guy tries to free his leg and advance position but Stinky is retaining full guard.
Stinky trying to control the position.
Guy throws a strike but Stinky rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinky throwing strikes but missing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Stinky accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Guy is pulling down on Stinky's head to control his posture.
Stinky works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Guy is refusing to be controlled, as Stinky sits in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Guy is defending against the submission attempts here by Stinky.
Stinky is breathing heavily.
Stinky missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Stinky is looking for a kimura but Guy is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Stinky to get the leverage.
Guy preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Guy can do anything to dispel that myth.
Guy tries to roll over but Stinky keeps him under control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Stinky is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Guy doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Stinky.
Stinky is looking to take a break and control but Guy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Stinky gets caught flat footed, as Guy shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Guy scoring with punches to the head and body.

Stinky throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Guy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Stinky working for a triangle but Guy defends it easily.
Guy throws a big right hand that misses.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Stinky looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Guy trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Stinky manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Guy pulls Stinky in to control the position.
Guy tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Guy wants to stand and escape but Stinky is having none of it.
Stinky throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Stinky drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stinky as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Guy screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stinky! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Ricky Stinky!