PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rellik X (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). X comes into the arena with I Gotta Feeling blaring out of the sound system. McFart Pants has chosen Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

X
vs
McFart Pants

194 cm
24
210 lbs
8 - 4 - 1

195 cm
24
205 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Rellik X!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Farty McFart Pants!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFart Pants wants to clinch up but X keeps it at a distance.

X closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - X lands in his opponent's guard.
X trying to control but McFart Pants is working from the bottom.
McFart Pants looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
X throws a strike but McFart Pants rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
X is looking to stand up but McFart Pants isn't so interested in that idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants is pushing down on X's leg trying to pass to half guard. X is fighting to maintain full guard but McFart Pants has managed to sneak the leg through.
McFart Pants thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

X manages to escape and get back to his feet!
A solid leg kick lands there for McFart Pants.
X moves in looking to clinch but McFart Pants pushes him off.
McFart Pants connects with a solid leg kick.
X tries to clinch but McFart Pants is having none of it.
McFart Pants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

X changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. McFart Pants looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
McFart Pants is trying to control X's posture but X avoids it.
X wants to lay and pray for a moment but McFart Pants keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
X throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
McFart Pants prevents X from moving into mount.
X is trying to ground and pound but McFart Pants uses the momentary lack of control by X to regain half guard.
McFart Pants regains full guard. Nicely done.
X looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
X throws a big right hand that misses.
Xis looking to pass into half guard but McFart Pants pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now McFart Pants is in guard.
McFart Pants tries to free his leg and advance position but X is retaining full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McFart Pants drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. McFart Pants seems to have locked his on tight now - X screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for McFart Pants, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Farty McFart Pants!