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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiro Fang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the ring accompanied by Kyle's Mom a B!^(H. Hiro Fang has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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300 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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289 lbs
4 - 5 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hiro Fang!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Cartman misses.
A left and a right from Fang both land. Nice combination.
Fang throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
Fang waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Cartman swings for the body but Fang moves out of range.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.
Fang takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Hiro Fang has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped Fang's head back.
Fang with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cartman to score with a decent uppercut.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fang looks gassed!
Fang takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cartman feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Fang sprawling to the canvas! Fang rolls over backwards and springs off the ropes and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Cartman finish him?!
Fang is rocked!
That has opened up Hiro Fang's cut even more.
Cartman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fang is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartman finish him?
Cartman flashes Fang a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Fang's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Fang crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Cartman punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Cartman!
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energy
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RATING
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