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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mercutio Benvolio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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200 cm
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180 lbs
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194 cm
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183 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mercutio Benvolio! The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A combination from Dickface does no damage. Benvolio scoring well with a low kick there.
Dickface avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dickface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Dickface is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Benvolio misses with a low kick as Dickface jumps back. Benvolio tries to close the distance and clinch but Dickface swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Dickface throws a jab when Benvolio was well out of range. Benvolio throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dickface cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Mercutio Benvolio has been cut. Dickface takes one to the side of the head.
Dickface bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Dickface shoots in but no luck this time. Nice sprawl there from Benvolio as Dickface shoots in. Benvolio rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dickface moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Horrible takedown by Dickface or perhaps it was just good defense by Benvolio which made him look bad. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Dickface. That's going to take a lot out of him. Benvolio swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Benvolio fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. A looping hook to the body misses from Benvolio. Dickface does a little dance to reset his feet. Dickface is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Dickface takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Dickface avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Benvolio thuds a left hand into Dickface's body. Dickface throws a big shot that misses. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dickface is defended easily by Benvolio. Benvolio connects with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Benvolio tries to clinch up. Dickface walks into a straight right hand from Benvolio. Benvolio lands a glancing blow to the side of Dickface's head. Mercutio Benvolio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Benvolio throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dickface sees it coming and avoids it easily. Benvolio tries to clinch but Dickface is having none of it. Dickface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Benvolio can pounce on him.
Benvolio throws a body punch but Dickface moves out of range. Benvolio's corner calls for a 1-2. Benvolio obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Benvolio throws a nice inside leg kick. Benvolio instigates a clinch. The referee calls for Benvolio to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Benvolio lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Benvolio pushes off an throws an elbow but Dickface leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Benvolio looks to throw an elbow but misses. Benvolio creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dickface's defenses. Dickface avoids the elbow strike from Benvolio, against the cage.
Benvolio looks to throw an elbow but misses. Benvolio looks to throw an elbow but misses. Dickface dodges an elbow strike from Benvolio.
Benvolio holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Benvolio. Benvolio lands a damaging elbow. Benvolio throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Benvolio looks to throw an elbow but misses. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Benvolio pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Benvolio throws an elbow that misses.
Benvolio softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Benvolio just leaning against Dickface, taking a breather. Benvolio prevents the takedown attempt.
Dickface blocks an elbow strike. Benvolio gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Dickface blocks an elbow strike from Benvolio.
Benvolio looks to throw an elbow but misses. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Dickface takes an elbow to the temple. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Benvolio just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dickface's brow. Benvolio gets through Dickface's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Benvolio scores with an uppercut up the middle. Dickface takes an elbow to the forehead. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mercutio Benvolio dominated that round. The cut man is working on Mercutio Benvolio's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Benvolio doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickface circles away.
Mercutio Benvolio seems to be getting the better of the standup. Dickface checks a leg kick. Benvolio lands an overhand right. Benvolio tries to clinch but Dickface moves out of range. Benvolio misses with a straight left. Dickface closes the distance and lands a one-two. Dickface looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Benvolio looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickface is just out of range. Dickface uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Benvolio. Benvolio walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Dickface misses with a jab, cross combination.
Benvolio throws a combination that misses and Dickface counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Benvolio lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dickface circles away quickly and effectively. Mr Dickface is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dickface keeps the fight on the outside. Benvolio misses with a shot to the body and Dickface counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Benvolio looks to land a right hand but Dickface moved out of range. Benvolio misses with a straight right. Benvolio swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dickface. Dickface scores with a one two! Benvolio had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. Benvolio tries to clinch there but Dickface circles away.
Dickface keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Benvolio throws a series of punches but Dickface moves out of range. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Benvolio. Benvolio throws a big shot that misses. Dickface keeps the fight on the outside.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Benvolio scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dickface doesn't seem bothered though. Benvolio tries to close the distance and clinch but Dickface swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Mercutio Benvolio is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Benvolio throws a leg kick but Dickface sees it coming and moves out of range. Benvolio thows a left - swing and a miss! Benvolio throws a combination that misses and Dickface counters with a two punch combo.
That has opened up Mercutio Benvolio's cut even more. Benvolio is breathing heavily. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Dickface moves away from the strike by Benvolio. A slow jab from Dickface misses its intended target. Dickface steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Benvolio. Dickface misses with a looping right. Nice body punch from Benvolio. Dickface lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A big left from Benvolio misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dickface scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Benvolio.
Benvolio throws out a token jab with nothing on it. A big left from Benvolio misses. Nice defenses there by Dickface. Dickface misses with a jab, cross combination.
Benvolio instigates a clinch. Dickface has had enough of the clinch but Benvolio keeps him there for the moment. A short right from Benvolio. Benvolio pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Dickface tries to score a body lock takedown but Benvolio shows good agility there to stay on his feet. Benvolio throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Benvolio lands an elbow inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Benvolio misses with an elbow strike.
Benvolio throws an elbow that misses.
Benvolio working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Benvolio has Dickface pushed against the cage. Dickface changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Benvolio fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Dickface walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Benvolio misses with a shot to the body and Dickface counters with a stiff right hand. Dickface keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Benvolio. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. A jab from Benvolio misses. Benvolio throws a jab when Dickface was well out of range. Dickface staying out of range there. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Dickface dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Mercutio Benvolio's cut. That's time! Dickface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Benvolio scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Benvolio tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Dickface throws a nice looking combination but Benvolio bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Dickface stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Benvolio. Benvolio swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dickface. Benvolio tries to clinch but Dickface is having none of it. Benvolio throws a sloppy body shot
and Dickface counters with a lovely straight right hand! Dickface tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Benvolio throws a quick inside leg kick. Benvolio throws a looping overhand right but Dickface ducks down to avoid it. Benvolio throws an overhand right that lands on Dickface's shoulder, as Dickface tries to avoid the shot. Dickface takes one to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Benvolio throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dickface darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The cut above Mercutio Benvolio's eye is starting to cause him problems now. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Benvolio wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Benvolio throws a right hand that Dickface ducks under and follows up with a left that Dickface also avoids with ease. Benvolio takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dickface. A telegraphed right hand from Benvolio misses the target. Benvolio moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Benvolio misses with a low kick.
Benvolio avoids a punch combination nicely.
Benvolio bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dickface circles away from the clinch attempt.
A swing and a miss from Benvolio. Benvolio turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Benvolio slips under a jab from Dickface. Benvolio misses with a shot to the body and Dickface counters with a lovely straight right hand! A telegraphed right hand from Benvolio misses the target. Dickface slips under a jab from Benvolio. Dickface changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Benvolio tries to avoid it but Dickface manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Benvolio to the ground. Benvolio escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Nice uppercut lands for Benvolio. That snapped Dickface's head back.
Benvolio cracks Dickface with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Dickface ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dickface dodges the punch combination from Benvolio.
Benvolio throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Benvolio swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Dickface avoids a punch combination nicely.
Benvolio throws a body punch but Dickface moves out of range. Benvolio thows a left - swing and a miss! Benvolio throws and low kick but Dickface moves out of range easily. Benvolio misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dickface.
Benvolio cracks Dickface with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Benvolio throws a leg kick but Dickface sees it coming and moves out of range. Dickface is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. Benvolio lands a nice shot that snaps Dickface's head back.
Dickface checks a leg kick nicely. Benvolio throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Dickface shoots in but Benvolio avoids the takedown attempt easily. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Dickface. That's going to take a lot out of him. Benvolio fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Benvolio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickface manages to avoid it. Dickface avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Benvolio tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Dickface fails to land the takedown. Dickface shoots for a double leg takedown but Benvolio sprawls well. He's pushed Dickface's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And that's the end of the fight! Mercutio Benvolio comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Benvolio has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29 Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:29 Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mercutio Benvolio!
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RATING
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