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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Paul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul has chosen DMX as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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156 lbs
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155 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Paul!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paul shoots in for a takedown but Simpson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Simpson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Paul is trying hard to land a takedown here. Simpson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Simpson checks a leg kick.
Paul takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Paul fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Simpson slaps away a takedown attempt from Paul, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Homer Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Peter Paul.
Paul fails to land the takedown.
Simpson lands with a straight right. Paul didn't see that one coming.
Simpson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Paul on the side of the head.
Paul shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Simpson but Simpson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Simpson lands with an overhand left.
Nice uppercut lands for Simpson . That snapped Paul's head back.
Simpson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Paul looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Simpson wants it to stay on the feet.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Simpson scores with a push kick.
Simpson lands a left and a right that send Paul crashing to the mat, dazed. Simpson thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Paul is rocked!
It looks like Peter Paul has been cut.
Simpson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Paul is still on wobbly legs! Can Simpson finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson digs a good body shot into Paul's ribs.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Paul seems to have recovered his senses.
Simpson connects with a nice looking jab.
Paul fails to land the takedown.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
Paul is trying desperately to land a takedown but Simpson is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Paul.
Simpson cracks a nice hook into Paul's ribs.
Simpson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Peter Paul seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Simpson does it's job there.
Paul takes one to the side of the head.
Simpson dips to his left and cracks Paul with an uppercut!
Simpson sends Paul crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Simpson is motioning to the referee to let Paul up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
Simpson scores with the left hand. Paul knows he should have avoided that one.
Simpson feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Paul sprawling to the canvas! Paul rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Simpson finish him?!
Paul closes this distance looking for a takedown but Simpson circles away.
A good leg kick by Simpson .
Paul has a takedown stuffed.
Simpson lands with a hook. Paul tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Simpson connects with a crisp jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Simpson , as that shot connected.
Simpson is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Simpson cracks Paul with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Paul's head back.
Paul takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson .
Simpson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Paul. Paul circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a nice shot that snaps Paul's head back.
Good exchange - Simpson coming out on top.
A left lands for Simpson .
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Paul takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Paul takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Simpson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Paul. That did some damage!
Paul shoots in for a takedown but Simpson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Simpson scores with a nice right hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Simpson .
Simpson scores with the left hand. Paul knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson lands with an uppercut that bounces Paul off the cage and back into rage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Simpson .
A decent looking cross lands there for Simpson .
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson tests Paul's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Paul's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Simpson .
Simpson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Paul. That did some damage!
Paul has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Simpson works Paul's body with a nice hook.
Paul drops his hands momentarily and Simpson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Paul has a takedown stuffed.
Simpson thuds his right hand into Paul's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Paul's sensitive parts.
Paul moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Simpson throws a sloppy head kick and Paul moves out of range easily.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
Simpson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
No joy there for Simpson , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Peter Paul's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Both fighters circling a little - Simpson finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Simpson lands a jab to the nose.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Paul is defended easily by Simpson .
Paul on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simpson . Simpson obviously looking to wear him down.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Paul might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Simpson has got the better of the exchanges.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Simpson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Paul's head backwards.
Simpson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Simpson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Paul can do to turn this around?
Paul needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Paul is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Simpson .
A cross from Simpson lands.
Simpson lands a left and a right that send Paul crashing to the mat, dazed. Simpson thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Paul is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Simpson lands with an uppercut that bounces Paul off the cage and back into rage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Paul.
Paul seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Simpson shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Paul is backing up but Simpson catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Paul covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Simpson Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Simpson !
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