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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saper Pervyu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monkey Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Saper Pervyu has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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205 cm
22
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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195 cm
20
280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident |
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Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Saper Pervyu! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monkey Balls! The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Reed Andrews and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Excellent takedown into side control there by Balls. Pervyu tries to bench press Balls off him but Balls keeps the position. Balls connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Pervyu some visible discomfort.
Balls lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Pervyu is rocked! Balls scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Pervyu is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Balls can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Monkey Balls!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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