PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stu Ungar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griffin kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is You have Aids. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Griffin
vs
Ungar

190 cm
26
260 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

184 cm
21
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Crippler's Corner

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000
Blitzkrieg Formula 5000

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Peter Griffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stu Ungar!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Dean Styles and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ungar throws a head kick but Griffin moves out of range.
Ungar throws a leg kick which misses Griffin's front leg but catches the back leg as Griffin tries to avoid it.
Griffin fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Griffin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Griffin misses with a looping left.
Griffin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ungar doesn't manage to clinch there - Griffin circles away.

Ungar has managed to clinch.
Ungar lands with a light punch inside.
A hook to the body from Ungar.
Griffin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ungar backwards.
Ungar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ungar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Griffin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Griffin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ungar defending well as Griffin loads up on a big left hand.
Griffin thows a body shot but no joy.
Ungar tries to clinch there but Griffin circles away.
Griffin looks to score with a jab to the body but Ungar is just out of range.
Griffin shoots for a takedown but Ungar saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Griffin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ungar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ungar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Griffin.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ungar has managed to clinch.
Ungar blocks an uppercut.
Ungar lands a left hand.
Griffin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ungar pushes Griffin back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Griffin is breathing heavily.

Ungar manages to break the clinch.
Griffin steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ungar. That one must have hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ungar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Griffin's calf.
Ungar connects with a solid leg kick.
Ungar chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ungar lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Peter Griffin has been cut.

Ungar lands a big uppercut and Griffin crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Griffin looks OK. Ungar waves Griffin back to his feet!

Griffin is rocked!
Ungar is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Griffin flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Griffin is out cold! Ungar holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stu Ungar!