PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucious Hellavictorious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Irwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul Irwin told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Hellavictorious
vs
Irwin

190 cm
24
213 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

190 cm
19
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lucious Hellavictorious!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Paul Irwin!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hellavictorious throws a nice looking combination but Irwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Irwin thuds a left hand into Hellavictorious's body.
Irwin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Hellavictorious to counter with a crisp jab.
Irwin scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Lucious Hellavictorious has been cut.
Hellavictorious misses with a double jab.
Hellavictorious throws a shot from downtown. Irwin moves away and avoids it.
Irwin cracks Hellavictorious with an open hand slap.
Irwin looks to throw the jab but Hellavictorious is out of range.
Jab, jab by Irwin - just one landing.
Hellavictorious misses with a double jab.
Irwin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hellavictorious. Hellavictorious circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hellavictorious throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Irwin counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hellavictorious looks to land a left hand but Irwin moved out of range nicely.
Hellavictorious digs a good hook to Irwin's body.
The fighters circling - Hellavictorious throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Irwin looks to score with a jab to the body but Hellavictorious is just out of range.
Hellavictorious throws a right and a left that Irwin avoids nicely.
Irwin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hellavictorious throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Irwin on the side of the head.
Hellavictorious misses with a combination
and Irwin counters with a nice kick to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Hellavictorious misses the target.
Irwin throws a series of punches but Hellavictorious moves out of range.
Irwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Irwin.
Hellavictorious throws a left and a right that both miss
and Irwin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Irwin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Irwin lands a jab to Hellavictorious's midsection.
Hellavictorious misses with a straight left.
Irwin swinging wildly here.
No joy there for Hellavictorious, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hellavictorious lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Irwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Hellavictorious takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hellavictorious misses with a two punch combination.
Irwin moves into range and connects with a jab.
Irwin connects with a looping right hand.
Irwin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice straight punches there by Hellavictorious. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hellavictorious.
Left hook, right uppercut from Irwin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Irwin tests Hellavictorious's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hellavictorious tries to clinch up.
A bone on bone clash there as Hellavictorious blocks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hellavictorious takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hellavictorious fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Irwin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hellavictorious stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Irwin stuns Hellavictorious with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hellavictorious is breathing heavily.
Irwin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Irwin throws a series of punches but Hellavictorious avoids them all with ease.
Irwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Irwin lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Irwin throws a one two combo.
Irwin throws a head kick but Hellavictorious moves out of range.
Irwin connects with a nice looking jab.
Irwin catches Hellavictorious with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hellavictorious moves out of range of the body kick.
Good shot there by Irwin.
Irwin cracks Hellavictorious with an open hand slap.
Hellavictorious swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Irwin counters with a low kick, right behind Hellavictorious 's knee.

Irwin lands a left and a right that send Hellavictorious crashing to the mat, dazed. Irwin thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Hellavictorious is rocked!
Irwin lands with a right that hurts Hellavictorious. Hellavictorious looks to clinch but Irwin throws a short knee that drops Hellavictorious. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Paul Irwin!