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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Rico (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rico has chosen The Fight Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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150 lbs
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148 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Big right hand |
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Rico!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rico throws a body kick that misses.
Cartman checks a leg kick.
Rico takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Rico waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Rico is looking to clinch.
Cartman walks into a jab.
Rico is looking to clinch.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman lands a head kick!
Rico rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman lands with a good body shot.
Rico takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Rico is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Rico misses with a hook to the body
and Cartman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rico takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rico tries to land a body kick
and Cartman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rico throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Rico misses with a hook.
Cartman tries to bum rush Rico with a series of wild strikes but Rico uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Rico tries to clinch but Cartman moves away
and Cartman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses.
Rico throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Rico closes the distance but Cartman moves to the side
letting Cartman counter with a right hand.
Cartman connects with the punch.
Rico swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Rico darts in trying to clinch
and Cartman counters with a three punch combo that has Rico backing up. Rico nods at Cartman to acknowledge the strikes.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rico misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rico looks gassed!
Rico misses with a looping left.
Cartman moves out of range as Rico throws a body kick.
Cartman lands with a shot to the body.
Cartman throws the left hand but Rico avoids the punch easily.
Rico misses with a shot to the body
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rico darts in trying to clinch
and Cartman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman lands the left hand.
Cartman lands with a kick to the temple. Rico shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Cartman lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1-2. Cartman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rico circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rico misses with a combination
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
Cartman scores with a decent looking hook.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Rico's head but Rico sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Rico uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Rico throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rico misses with a double jab.
Rico comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cartman slips under a jab.
Rico tries to clinch up
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tests Rico's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rico walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.
Rico throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Rico finds it's way through Cartman's defenses.
Rico closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Rico fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnny Rico seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman misses with a series of wild punches.
Rico slips a straight right by Cartman.
Rico avoids the head kick by Cartman.
Rico throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rico tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Cartman counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Rico is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Rico throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartman on the side of the head.
Rico throws a series of strikes that have Cartman backpedaling.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rico tries to clinch but Cartman moves away
and Cartman counters with a one-two to the body.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Rico looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Rico tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Rico.
Rico lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rico throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rico connects with a nice looking jab.
Cartman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rico is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rico scores with a body shot.
Rico throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rico takes one to the side of the head.
Cartman lands with a nice combination. Rico backs away looking to recover.
Cartman throws a head kick but Rico moves out of range.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rico moves out of range as Cartman throws a body kick.
Rico misses with a straight right.
Rico tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Rico has closed the distance and engaged Cartman in a clinch.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rico tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Rico pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Rico escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Rico moves out of range easily.
Rico throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rico tries to clinch
and Cartman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rico throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rico clinches but Cartman breaks the clinch
and Cartman counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Rico tries to move into range but Cartman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rico closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cartman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Cartman throws a head kick but Rico moves out of range.
Rico takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Rico counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Rico closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Cartman counter with a right hand.
Cartman stuns Rico with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rico throws a head kick that misses
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Rico avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rico darts in trying to clinch
and Cartman counters with a three punch combo that has Rico backing up. Rico nods at Cartman to acknowledge the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rico loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Rico misses with a body kick.
Rico lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
Rico misses with a looping left.
Good standup being displayed there by Cartman as he connects with a hook.
Cartman swings for the body but Rico moves out of range.
Rico wants to clinch.
Rico throws a body kick the misses
and Cartman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rico tries to clinch
and Cartman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rico forces Cartman back against the cage and clinches.
Rico has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rico just leaning against Cartman, taking a breather.
Cartman can't break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Rico tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rico can do to turn this around?
Rico throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
Decent striking displayed by Rico there.
Eric Cartman is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Rico moves into the clinch.
Rico misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Rico is controlling him.
Rico lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Rico.
Cartman wants to get back to striking at distance but Rico won't allow it.
Rico breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rico fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rico closes the distance but Cartman moves to the side
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnny Rico is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rico.
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Rico with an uppercut!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rico tries to clinch up
and Cartman counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rico fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rico looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Cartman darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cartman.
Rico swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rico's head.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rico circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rico throws a lazy right hand but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rico looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rico takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartman cracks a nice hook into Rico's ribs.
Rico looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped Rico's head back.
Rico throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Rico.
Rico throws a head kick that misses
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rico misses with a hook.
Rico closes the distance but Cartman moves to the side
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rico thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rico keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rico looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Cartman swats away the attempt to clinch by Rico.
Rico darts in trying to clinch
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman lands a jab to Rico's midsection.
Rico falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rico uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman tries to move into range but Rico moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cartman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rico tries to land a body kick
and Cartman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice straight punches there by Cartman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cartman.
Rico tries to clinch but Cartman is having none of it.
Cartman connects with a jab.
Rico darts in trying to clinch
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Rico tries to clinch but Cartman moves away
and Cartman counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rico tries to land a body kick
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rico takes one on the button.
Johnny Rico has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped Rico's head back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cartman, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
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energy
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hype
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