PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simo Kuassimo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Psychonaut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Psychonaut has chosen Genki Sudo - World Order as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jake Psychonaut was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kuassimo
vs
Psychonaut

185 cm
19
217 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
21
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Simo Kuassimo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Psychonaut!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuassimo throws a push kick but Psychonaut slaps the foot to one side.
Psychonaut keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kuassimo.
Psychonaut throws a looping overhand right but Kuassimo ducks down to avoid it.
Psychonaut blocks a low kick nicely.
Kuassimo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Psychonaut.
Psychonaut looks to land a combination but Kuassimo avoids it well.
Psychonaut tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kuassimo keeps Psychonaut at a distance using the push kick.
Psychonaut misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kuassimo.
Nice jab there from Kuassimo.
A head kick misses from Kuassimo.
Psychonaut blocks a head kick by Kuassimo.
Kuassimo lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kuassimo lands a big head kick that sends Psychonaut tumbling to the mat! Kuassimo takes a step backwards and waves Psychonaut back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Psychonaut is rocked!
Psychonaut is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Kuassimo doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Psychonaut crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Psychonaut's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Simo Kuassimo!