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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe's entrance music is whatsername, and does she remember my name?. A fine choice. Hogin has chosen real american as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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245 lbs
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280 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogin!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Doe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Doe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hogin moves away.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hogin tries to clinch there but Doe circles away.
Hogin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Doe misses with a kick to the body.
Hogin clinches up with Doe and pushes him back against the cage.
Hogin lands a nice elbow.
Doe avoids the elbow strike from Hogin, against the cage.
Hogin throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Doe prevents the takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doe tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hogin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hogin is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe trying to stall but Hogin improves his position.
Doe is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Hogin pushes off an throws an elbow but Doe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Doe misses with a body punch.
Hogin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hogin lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Doe or not.
Doe pushes Hogin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hogin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Doe blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Hogin.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jon Doe's cut is getting worse.
Doe working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Doe managing to block the knees to the body from Hogin.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hogin just misses with a elbow thrown towards Doe's brow.
Doe trying to stall but Hogin improves his position.
Hogin blocks an uppercut.
Hogin lands a nice shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe tries a body shot but Hogin blocks it.
Hogin leaning his opponent against the cage.
Hogin throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Hogin misses with the head strike.
Doe can't get the takedown.
Doe pulls guard successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doe tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hogin is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hogin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Doe will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogin working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hogin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Doe scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Hogin gets a clinch.
Hogin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hogin.
Hogin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Hogin tries a body shot but Doe blocks it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hulk Hogin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Doe's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Hogin wants to clinch.
Hogin is looking to clinch but Doe is avoiding it.
Hogin walks into a jab.
Hogin doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hogin wants to clinch.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hogin is looking to clinch.
Doe throws a hook but Hogin blocks it.
Hulk Hogin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hogin rushes Doe and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hogin trying to land knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe avoiding damage as Hogin throws knees to the body.
Hogin utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Hogin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
Hogin is pressed up against the cage. Doe has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Hogin down to the mat. Hogin avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doe.
Hogin closes the distance and clinches.
Hogin is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Doe gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Doe on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hogin misses with an elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe dodges an elbow strike from Hogin.
Hogin throws an elbow but it misses.
Hogin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doe's elbow.
Hogin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Hogin.
Doe tries for a takedown but Hogin manages to get underhooks.
Hogin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hogin looking to throw knees to the head but Doe is blocking nicely.
Hogin misses with the head strike.
Hogin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doe blocking some punches.
Hogin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Doe on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hogin.
Hogin misses with some punches.
Hogin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogin blocks a body shot from Doe.
Doe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Doe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Doe has a couple of punches blocked by Hogin.
Doe looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hogin tries a body shot but Doe blocks it.
Doe dodges an elbow strike from Hogin.
Hogin with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Hogin throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hogin misses with an elbow strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.
Doe looking to slow down the pace here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hulk Hogin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jon Doe's cut.
That's time! Doe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Doe attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin wants to clinch.
Crunch! Doe slams his shin into Hogin's torso.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Doe throws a series of punches but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe misses with a straight left.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Hogin moves out of range of the body kick.
Doe fakes the leg kick and cracks Hogin in the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doe listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hogin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Doe thuds his shin into the meat of Hogin's side.
Doe moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Doe throws a right hand that Hogin ducks under and follows up with a left that Hogin also avoids with ease.
Good shot there by Doe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hogin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doe can pounce on him.
Doe throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doe throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin moves out of range of the body kick.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Doe thuds his right hand into Hogin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Doe throws a jab but it's blocked by Hogin.
Jon Doe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hogin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doe.
Doe throws and low kick but Hogin moves out of range easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hogin gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hogin lands an elbow inside that Doe shrugs off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe avoids the elbow strike from Hogin, against the cage.
Hogin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doe working aggressively here.
Hogin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin won't allow it.
Jon Doe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doe is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Hogin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hogin pushes off an throws an elbow but Doe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe takes an elbow to the temple.
A short right from Hogin on the inside.
Doe has Hogin pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Hogin manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Doe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogin has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Doe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hogin throws an elbow but it misses.
Doe is looking to control Hogin's arms but Hogin gets an underhook and turns him. Now Doe has his back to the cage.
Maybe Doe would be better served going for some more strikes rather than trying to control so much.
Hogin pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hogin.
Doe manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hogin scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hogin swings wildly with an uppercut but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice elbow from Doe.
It looks like Hulk Hogin has been cut.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Doe here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Hogin tries to land knees in the clinch but Doe avoids the damage to the body.
Hogin works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Doe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Doe showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Hogin has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hulk Hogin!
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hype
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