PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carlos Your Colaps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Attila Hun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Attila Hun was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Your Colaps
vs
Hun

197 cm
21
203 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
200 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Carlos Your Colaps!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Attila Hun!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksandr Martynov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Your Colaps rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hun moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hun shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Your Colaps pinned against the cage. Your Colaps gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hun shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Your Colaps as he jumps to the side.

Hun scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Your Colaps is trying to get back to full guard.
Your Colaps knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hun on the ground.

Hun is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Your Colaps is looking for a sweep. Hun is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Hun is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Your Colaps is just riding it out for now. Hun eventually gives up the hold.
Your Colaps is positioning himself well to prevent Hun advancing to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Colaps is trying to stand.
Your Colaps on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Your Colaps tries to get out of the position.
Your Colaps wants to get back to full guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Hun lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Your Colaps misses with a wild combination.
Some wild striking there from Your Colaps.
Hun tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hun tries to clinch up.
Attila Hun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hun shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Your Colaps as he avoids it easily.
Carlos Your Colaps has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Attila Hun.
Hun shoots in for a takedown but Your Colaps shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hun looks gassed!
Hun shoots for a double leg takedown but Your Colaps sprawls well. He's pushed Hun's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice uppercut there from Your Colaps.

It looks like Attila Hun has been cut.
Hun throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Your Colaps's waist but Your Colaps gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hun off to one side.
Your Colaps's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Your Colaps duly obliges.
Your Colaps lands with a good body shot.
Your Colaps misses with a wild combination.
Carlos Your Colaps is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Your Colaps uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Your Colaps tries to bum rush Hun with a series of wild strikes but Hun uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Your Colaps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Your Colaps lands a slapping body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Colaps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Your Colaps looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hun is looking to clinch.
Nice cross by Your Colaps.
Your Colaps scores with a body shot.
Your Colaps scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Your Colaps scores with a hook.
Your Colaps rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hun moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Your Colaps scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hun shoots in but no luck this time.
Hun fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Your Colaps avoids it really well and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Your Colaps.
Your Colaps misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Hun shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Your Colaps is trying to escape the mount.
Poor strikes thrown by Hun there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!

Hun jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Your Colaps is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Your Colaps and Hun has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Your Colaps struggling a bit here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Your Colaps dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Attila Hun's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Hun showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Your Colaps.
Hun shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Your Colaps as he avoids it easily.
Carlos Your Colaps is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hun swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Your Colaps counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hun takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Your Colaps is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Your Colaps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Your Colaps lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Your Colaps falls off balance throwing a combination

and Hun holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Your Colaps has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Hun is trying to keep an underhook but Your Colaps manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Your Colaps tries to pass to full mount but Hun defends it.
Hun wants to control but Your Colaps is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Colaps tries to stand and escape but Hun is controlling the position.
Hun regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Your Colaps.
Your Colaps is looking to stand up but Hun won't let him.
Hun working a defensive guard here.
Hun looking for a sweep. Not yet Hun, not yet.
Your Colaps trying to control the position from guard on top but Hun is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Your Colaps misses with a looping right.
Hun misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Your Colaps to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Your Colaps goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Your Colaps keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Carlos Your Colaps has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Attila Hun.
Horrible takedown by Hun or perhaps it was just good defense by Your Colaps which made him look bad.
Carlos Your Colaps is winning the standup battle so far.
Your Colaps misses with a few strikes there.
Hun tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Your Colaps counters with a straight right hand.
Hun changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Your Colaps tries to avoid it but Hun manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Your Colaps to the ground. Your Colaps escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hun looks for a takedown but Your Colaps sprawls well.
Nice cross by Your Colaps.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Colaps throws a series of punches but Hun moves out of range.

Hun has managed to clinch.
Your Colaps gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hun.
Your Colaps wants to get back to striking at distance but Hun won't allow it.
Your Colaps avoids a wild elbow strike from Hun.
Hun goes for a takedown attempt but Your Colaps pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Your Colaps keeps the fight on the outside.
A jab lands there for Your Colaps.
Your Colaps lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hun at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Your Colaps tests Hun's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Your Colaps will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hun tries to clinch there but Your Colaps circles away.
Your Colaps lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Your Colaps misses with a series of wild punches.
Hun doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Your Colaps counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hun looks for a takedown but Your Colaps sprawls well.
Your Colaps circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Your Colaps dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Attila Hun's cut.
That's time! Your Colaps's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Hun tries to clinch but Your Colaps is having none of it.
Your Colaps throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A jab from Your Colaps finds it's way through Hun's defenses.
Your Colaps lands a really nice looking cross but Hun seems unphased.
Your Colaps swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Your Colaps throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Your Colaps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Your Colaps misses.
Hun tries to clinch but Your Colaps is having none of it.
Hun lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Your Colaps looks to land a combination but Hun avoids it well.
Hun with a poor takedown
and Your Colaps counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hun fails with the takedown.
Hun shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Your Colaps defends it nicely.
Carlos Your Colaps has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Attila Hun.
Your Colaps bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hun's head backwards.
Your Colaps defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hun.
Hun shoots in for a double leg but Your Colaps sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Hun dodges the punch combination from Your Colaps.
Hun fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Some wild striking there from Your Colaps.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hun shoots in looking for a takedown. Your Colaps tries to sprawl out of it but Hun keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Your Colaps manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hun fails to land the takedown.
Your Colaps swinging wildly here.
Hun tries to clinch up but Your Colaps circles away and keeps his distance.
Hun closes this distance looking for a takedown but Your Colaps circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Colaps misses with a wild combination.
Hun fails with the takedown.
Hun showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Your Colaps.
A punch combination from Your Colaps misses.
Hun fails with a takedown attempt.
Hun has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hun tries for a takedown but Your Colaps sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Your Colaps tries to bum rush Hun with a series of wild strikes but Hun uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hun looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hun closes this distance looking for a takedown but Your Colaps circles away.
Your Colaps moves out of range of the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Your Colaps.
Hun looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Your Colaps is fending him off so far but Hun persists. Nope, Your Colaps circles away and we're back to standing.
Your Colaps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Your Colaps swats away the attempt to clinch by Hun.
Attila Hun has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carlos Your Colaps is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Your Colaps fails to land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Carlos Your Colaps showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Your Colaps, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carlos Your Colaps!