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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ardel Dixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jeremy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Motörhead - Killed By Death. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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167 cm
25
280 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
23
275 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ardel Dixon! The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dixon paws at him with a jab and circles away. No luck with that takedown attempt from Dixon. Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dixon ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy. Dixon throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease. Dixon lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Dixon is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Jeremy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Dixon drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jeremy gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Dixon in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Ardel Dixon has been cut. Jeremy lands an elbow inside that Dixon shrugs off. Jeremy gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dixon.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ardel Dixon. Dixon takes an elbow to the forehead.
That has opened up Ardel Dixon's cut even more. Dixon takes an elbow to the temple. Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ardel Dixon's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ardel Dixon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
86% |
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