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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rod Pucak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and mike my weiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rod Pucak has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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188 cm
22
226 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
20
255 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rod Pucak! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, mike my weiner! The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Hugh Johnson and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nice takedown defense from my weiner. No joy for Pucak on that attempt. my weiner gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Pucak counters with a nice double leg into guard. Pucak drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pucak jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. Pucak stopping the sweep attempt from my weiner. my weiner working for submissions but it's allowed Pucak to get to half guard.
my weiner tries to get to full guard but Pucak has control of the leg. my weiner regains full guard. Nicely done. my weiner keeping full guard, as Pucak tries to pass. Pucak trying to control the position from guard on top but my weiner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round. my weiner keeping full guard, as Pucak tries to pass. my weiner pushes Pucak off and scrambles back to his feet.
Pucak decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. my weiner tries to roll over but Pucak keeps him under control. my weiner is looking to control Pucak's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can my weiner avoid being mounted? my weiner is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Pucak's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Pucak's back! my weiner tightening his grip on Pucak, looking for the choke. my weiner lands a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pucak wants to control his opponent's hands but my weiner gets his hands free. my weiner is trying to stick to Pucak's back but Pucak is turning into my weiner. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in my weiner's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Pucak. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if my weiner can do anything to dispel that myth. my weiner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. my weiner keeping moving, preventing Pucak from controlling successfully. my weiner bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pucak's guard. Pucak had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. my weiner defends it easily. my weiner must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. Pucak tries to strike from the bottom.
my weiner got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pucak has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, my weiner has managed to get both his arms back between Pucak's legs - danger averted. Pucak is breathing heavily. my weiner landing with the ground and pound. my weiner makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pucak is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and my weiner defends well. my weiner wants to control from the top but Pucak keeps moving. my weiner should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Pucak has his foot on my weiner's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. my weiner works his way back into a safe position though. Pucak trying to control the position.
Pucak is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. my weiner moves into full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now my weiner is on top in guard.
my weiner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pucak looking to hit a scissor sweep but my weiner is one step ahead there. Pucak looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. my weiner postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Pucak is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent. my weiner chips away with some ground and pound. my weiner in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. my weiner throwing strikes from guard but Pucak blocks nicely.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up. Pucak with a poor takedown and my weiner counters with a takedown into side control. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Pucak looking for a sweep but my weiner has passed into full mount! Oh no! Pucak tries to reverse the position but my weiner maintains control. my weiner with a couple of short strikes. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but mike my weiner will probably get the nod. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Pucak closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming my weiner to the mat! my weiner manages to get full guard. my weiner is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Pucak is controlling him. my weiner lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Pucak! Pucak is wriggling around trying to escape.
my weiner has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Pucak's face.
my weiner raining down shots from the mount! Pucak keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. my weiner fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Pucak is squirming around, avoiding my weiner's attempts to control the action. Pucak is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round. my weiner lands a nice shot to the head. my weiner unloading with bombs! my weiner is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Pucak can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
mike my weiner has got the better of the ground game so far. my weiner looking to control but Pucak is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. my weiner is in the full mount, landing strikes. Pucak really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
my weiner lands a big shot there that rocks Pucak but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Pucak wants to hold on but my weiner pushes him away. Pucak is desperately trying to improve his position but my weiner has a good base and remains in mount. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! my weiner dominating with strikes here. my weiner lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
That's two minutes gone in the round. my weiner lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Pucak hang on? my weiner scoring with strikes but Pucak is staying in there. Pucak tries to hold on but my weiner postures up. Pucak can't escape the position.
my weiner looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
BOOM! my weiner connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Pucak is working to get back to half guard.
Pucak blocking the ground and pound. Pucak is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Pucak is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Pucak wants to control but my weiner is having none of it. Pucak is trying desperately to improve position.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pucak is working hard here to advance position. my weiner raining down shots from the mount! my weiner trying to control but he's not successful this time. Pucak tries to hold on but my weiner pushes him away. Pucak sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though. Pucak has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. my weiner is working away from the top position though. Pucak actively working from the bottom here. my weiner lands with a punch from half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. my weiner lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. Pucak moves into full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pucak is on top in guard.
my weiner looking for a sweep. Not yet my weiner, not yet. Pucak drops back looking for a leg! my weiner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and my weiner manages to kick Pucak off! Pucak jumps back into my weiner's guard. my weiner wants to sweep here but Pucak controlling him for the moment. Pucak postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
mike my weiner showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Pucak tries for a takedown but my weiner circles away easily and my weiner counters with a nice double leg into guard. my weiner works over Pucak with some ground and pound from guard. Pucak is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
my weiner is in close to Pucak's body, working some short punches and elbows. Pucak looking to sweep here. No luck so far. my weiner with a nice head shot there. Pucak being controlled here, momentarily. Pucak wants to sweep but no luck. Pucak keeping moving, preventing my weiner from controlling successfully. Pucak working a defensive guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round. my weiner keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pucak's head. my weiner looking to sit in guard and control but Pucak gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Pucak thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. my weiner looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pucak is one step ahead there. Pucak stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. my weiner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. Pucak with a poor takedown and my weiner counters with a nice double leg into side control. Pucak won't be happy with that. Pucak is looking to reverse the position. my weiner scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Pucak to see if he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round. my weiner cracks Pucak with an elbow. That is naaassty. my weiner working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Pucak is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here. Pucak takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head. my weiner lands a decent elbow from side control. Pucak manages to work his way to half guard, despite my weiner's best efforts. my weiner blocks the strikes from Pucak.
my weiner is nestled in close to Pucak, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure. Pucak wants to improve his position but my weiner is controlling well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. my weiner lands a nice short elbow. Pucak is trying to maintain the position but my weiner is very close to passing his half guard. my weiner working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's three minutes gone in the round. my weiner thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pucak's head. Pucak manages to get to full guard.
my weiner thows a big elbow that misses. Pucak is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst my weiner is controlling him.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up. my weiner shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Pucak counters with a nice double leg into half guard. my weiner is looking for a sweep. Pucak is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. my weiner is refusing to be controlled, as Pucak sits in half guard. my weiner moves into full guard.
Pucak wants to pass the guard but my weiner is keeping the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. my weiner wants to sweep but no luck. my weiner is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. Pucak chips away with some ground and pound. Pucak won't allow my weiner to sweep him here. my weiner is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent. Pucak scores with a decent looking elbow strike. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. my weiner has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Pucak has passed into side control.
Rod Pucak has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! mike my weiner is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. my weiner takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight! mike my weiner comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well my weiner has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30 Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30 Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... mike my weiner!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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