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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guadeloupe Canal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody comes to the cage accompanied by Tame. Canal comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Revientense Todos kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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210 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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188 cm
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215 lbs
5 - 0 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Guadeloupe Canal !
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McThornbody thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Canal if he has to take too many more of those.
McThornbody bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An inside leg kick lands from McThornbody.
Canal throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No joy there for Canal , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Canal slips a jab from McThornbody.
McThornbody fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Canal .
Canal takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McThornbody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Canal looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McThornbody scores with a jab to the jaw.
Canal steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from McThornbody. That one must have hurt.
Canal takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A chopping leg kick lands by McThornbody.
Nice body kick from McThornbody.
Canal on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Canal is rocked!
McThornbody seems to be stalking Canal here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Canal drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gristle McThornbody!
Gristle McThornbody retains his light heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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