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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vince Noir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Musashi Harakiri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Vince Noir has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Vince Noir seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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210 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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188 cm
23
210 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vince Noir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Musashi Harakiri!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harakiri takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Noir misses with a wild combination.
Noir staying out of range there.
Harakiri just misses with a punch to the body.
Noir throws a series of punches but Harakiri moves out of range.
Harakiri tests Noir's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Harakiri throws a jab when Noir was well out of range.
Noir takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Noir on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Noir swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Noir will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Noir slips a jab from Harakiri.
Noir takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Harakiri throws an overhand right that lands on Noir's shoulder, as Noir tries to avoid the shot.
Noir swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Noir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Some wild striking there from Noir.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Harakiri, as that shot connected.
Harakiri looks to land a right hand but Noir moved out of range.
Harakiri lands with a hook. Noir tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Harakiri throws out a loose jab but Noir uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noir fails to land with a series of punches.
Noir waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harakiri.
Harakiri throws out a loose jab but Noir uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harakiri connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Harakiri misses with a hook.
Noir displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harakiri throws out the jab.
Noir looks to land a combination but Harakiri avoids it well.
Good standup being displayed there by Harakiri as he connects with a hook.
Noir throws a series of punches but Harakiri moves out of range.
A big left from Harakiri misses.
Harakiri might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Noir misses with a wild combination.
A big left from Harakiri misses.
Noir slips a jab from Harakiri.
Noir tests Harakiri's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Noir slips a jab from Harakiri.
Harakiri blocks a jab.
Noir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Harakiri sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Harakiri throws a good cross that connects.
Noir throws a nice looking combination but Harakiri bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Noir thuds his right hand into Harakiri's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Musashi Harakiri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harakiri changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Harakiri lands a jab.
Harakiri throws a looping overhand right but Noir ducks down to avoid it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Harakiri darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Noir with a hook.
Harakiri gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Noir.
Noir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A combination from Noir does no damage.
Harakiri misses with a double jab
and Noir counters with a straight right hand.
Harakiri avoids a punch combination nicely.
Harakiri throws the left hand but Noir avoids the punch easily.
Harakiri lands a nice looking body shot.
Harakiri throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A punch combination from Noir misses.
Harakiri throws a hook but Noir blocks it.
The fighters circling - Noir throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Harakiri misses with a wild body shot.
Harakiri misses with a straight left.
Noir lands a really nice looking cross but Harakiri seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noir steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Harakiri.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noir uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harakiri.
Harakiri bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Noir's head.
Harakiri misses with a body punch
and Noir counters with a series of strikes. Harakiri will be more careful next time no doubt.
Noir takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Noir slips a straight right by Harakiri.
Harakiri throws a body punch but Noir moves out of range.
Harakiri is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Noir had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A telegraphed right hand from Harakiri misses the target.
Harakiri throws a hook but Noir avoids it easily.
Harakiri scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Harakiri swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Noir.
Noir throws a nice looking combination but Harakiri bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Harakiri throws a jab but it's blocked by Noir.
Harakiri throws a hook but Noir avoids it easily.
Noir keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Harakiri.
Noir throws an overhand right that lands on Harakiri's shoulder, as Harakiri tries to avoid the shot.
Noir misses with a two punch combination.
Harakiri throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Noir counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Harakiri is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Noir.
Noir ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A punch combination from Noir misses.
Noir throws a series of punches but Harakiri moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harakiri throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Noir will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Noir uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harakiri.
A left lands for Noir.
Harakiri scores with a jab. Noir acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Noir throws a series of punches but Harakiri avoids them all with ease.
A combination from Noir does no damage.
Noir staying out of range there.
Noir swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Harakiri cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noir throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Harakiri.
Harakiri looks to score with a jab to the body but Noir is just out of range.
A left lands for Noir.
Noir moves out of range of the strikes.
Harakiri is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Harakiri connects with a right hand. Noir shakes it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Harakiri moves away from the strike by Noir.
Harakiri misses with a straight left.
Noir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Harakiri throws the left hand but Noir avoids the punch easily.
Harakiri on the wrong end of a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Vince Noir will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Noir swinging wildly here.
Nice jab there from Harakiri.
Harakiri slips a jab and a cross from Noir.
Noir swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Harakiri counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A decent looking cross lands there for Harakiri.
Noir connects with a good right hand that stumbles Harakiri. Harakiri circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Noir avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Noir checks a leg kick nicely.
Harakiri takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Noir bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Harakiri lands a nice shot to the body.
Harakiri misses with a body shot.
Harakiri ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Noir moves away.
A lazy left from Harakiri finds it's target.
Noir swinging wildly here.
Noir ducks under a wild hook from Harakiri.
Harakiri takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Harakiri lands a right hook to the body.
Harakiri scores with a body shot.
Noir fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harakiri wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Good standup being displayed there by Harakiri as he connects with a hook.
Harakiri slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice jab there from Harakiri.
Harakiri connects with a jab.
Vince Noir is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Harakiri throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Harakiri waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noir.
Musashi Harakiri seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Harakiri throws a sloppy body shot
and Noir counters with a stiff right hand.
Harakiri throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Noir on the side of the head.
Harakiri lands a nice looking body shot.
Noir misses with a two punch combination.
Harakiri catches Noir with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Noir throws a big shot that misses.
Noir moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Noir misses with a combination
and Harakiri counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Harakiri lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Noir misses with a few strikes there.
Harakiri is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Noir.
Harakiri misses with a hook to the body
and Noir counters with a three punch combo that has Harakiri backing up. Harakiri nods at Noir to acknowledge the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harakiri throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Noir misses with a combination
and Harakiri counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Harakiri lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Noir has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Noir and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Noir gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Harakiri.
Noir slips under a jab from Harakiri.
Harakiri just misses with a punch to the body.
Noir lands a two punch combo.
Harakiri is rocked!
Noir looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Noir lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Harakiri falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vince Noir!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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