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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brad Ronald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milquetoast comes to the cage accompanied by "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters. Brad Ronald is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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240 lbs
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230 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Percival Milquetoast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brad Ronald!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Alyssa Summers and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ronald avoids the body shot from Milquetoast.
Percival Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milquetoast digs a good hook to Ronald's body.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Milquetoast lands a front kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast takes the fight into the clinch.
Nice elbow from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ronald avoids it.
Milquetoast lands a shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Milquetoast as the two fighters clinch.
Milquetoast has Ronald pressed against the cage, preventing Ronald from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast blocks an elbow strike from Ronald.
Milquetoast lands an elbow inside that Ronald shrugs off.
Ronald managing to block the knees to the body from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast avoiding damage as Ronald throws knees to the body.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ronald is trying to break the clinch but Milquetoast has him pressed against the cage.
Milquetoast lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Brad Ronald has been cut.
Ronald looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A knee to the head by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast throws a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ronald.
Milquetoast looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Ronald avoids the damage to the body.
A short uppercut from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Ronald avoids the damage to the body.
Ronald breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Milquetoast lands an overhand right.
Ronald throws a sloppy head kick and Milquetoast moves out of range easily.
Milquetoast checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ronald takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Milquetoast has taken the fight to the clinch.
Ronald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast working Ronald over with knees to the body.
Ronald takes a knee to the side of the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short body shot lands from Milquetoast as the two fighters clinch.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Milquetoast keeps control of Ronald as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Milquetoast is working Ronald over against the cage.
Milquetoast landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast misses with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast lands a nice elbow.
Ronald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Milquetoast is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ronald is defending well for now.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ronald takes an elbow to the temple.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ronald avoids it.
Ronald managing to block the knees to the body from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ronald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ronald avoids it.
Ronald avoids a wild elbow strike from Milquetoast.
Ronald on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ronald blocks an elbow strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Milquetoast misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ronald.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Milquetoast just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ronald's brow.
Milquetoast with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ronald avoids the elbow strike from Milquetoast, against the cage.
Milquetoast swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ronald breaks from the clinch.
Ronald tries to score with a low kick but Milquetoast moves his leg out of the way.
Milquetoast darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Ronald blocking the ground and pound attempt from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throwing shots but Ronald is blocking nicely.
Milquetoast is thwarting Ronald's attempts to control the position.
Ronald is looking to improve his position.
Milquetoast with the ground and pound but Ronald uses the opportunity to regain guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Milquetoast throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Ronald is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Milquetoast distracts Ronald with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Milquetoast has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ronald keeping moving, preventing Milquetoast from controlling successfully.
Ronald working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Milquetoast.
Ronald wants to sweep but no luck.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ronald is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Milquetoast controls from within his opponent's guard.
Milquetoast working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Percival Milquetoast dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brad Ronald's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Milquetoast throws a sloppy head kick and Ronald moves out of range easily.
Milquetoast shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Milquetoast not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Milquetoast passes to side control.
Milquetoast looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Ronald is avoiding damage well.
Milquetoast throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Milquetoast scores with punches from side control.
Milquetoast scoring with punches from side control.
Milquetoast is looking to take a break and control but Ronald is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ronald tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Milquetoast wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ground and pound from Milquetoast seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Milquetoast working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Milquetoast working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Milquetoast throwing strikes but Ronald manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Milquetoast tries to buck Ronald off but Ronald is having none of it.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Ronald moves out of range of the body kick from Milquetoast.
A slow jab from Ronald misses its intended target.
Milquetoast throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ronald is breathing heavily.
Ronald has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ronald there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ronald finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ronald on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Milquetoast blocks a head kick by Ronald.
Milquetoast checks the leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ronald throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Milquetoast scores with a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Milquetoast scores with a jab to the head.
Milquetoast throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Nice body kick there by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tests Ronald's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Milquetoast goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast scores with a leg kick.
Milquetoast explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ronald on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Milquetoast moves into range and clinches up with Ronald.
Knees to the body from Milquetoast.
Ronald takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ronald on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Milquetoast throws an elbow but it misses.
Milquetoast lands a knee to the body.
Milquetoast lands a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Milquetoast on the inside.
Milquetoast pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ronald tries to circle away but Milquetoast has him pinned against the cage.
Ronald managing to block the knees to the body from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ronald managing to block the knees to the body from Milquetoast.
Ronald can't break the clinch.
Milquetoast misses with an elbow over the top.
Milquetoast lands an elbow inside that Ronald shrugs off.
Milquetoast is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Milquetoast presses Ronald against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Ronald avoids the damage to the body.
Ronald tries to break free but Milquetoast pushes him back against the cage.
Milquetoast unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ronald lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Milquetoast prevents Ronald from breaking the clinch.
Milquetoast landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Milquetoast is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ronald can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ronald blocks it with crossed arms.
Ronald breaks the clinch.
Milquetoast throws a push kick but Ronald slaps the foot to one side.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking body kick.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ronald.
Ronald has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands with a good body shot.
Milquetoast misses with a kick to the body.
Milquetoast cracks Ronald with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ronald takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ronald misses with a body kick.
Ronald misses with a wild body shot.
Ronald chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Milquetoast can pounce on him.
Milquetoast throws a nice inside leg kick.
Milquetoast scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Milquetoast cracks Ronald with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ronald moves forwards but Milquetoast connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Milquetoast staying out of range there.
Milquetoast chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Milquetoast throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Percival Milquetoast dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brad Ronald's cut.
That's time! Milquetoast's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Ronald takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ronald misses with a series of wild punches.
Ronald tries to bum rush Milquetoast with a series of wild strikes but Milquetoast uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ronald takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Milquetoast looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Milquetoast throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ronald takes a kick to the side of the head.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ronald takes a step back to recover.
Milquetoast lands a jab to the nose.
Good leg kick by Milquetoast there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Milquetoast digs a good body shot into Ronald's ribs.
Milquetoast cracks Ronald with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Milquetoast lands with a kick to the ribs.
Milquetoast lands a front kick.
Milquetoast chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ronald takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Milquetoast.
Percival Milquetoast is winning the standup battle so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A good leg kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast instigates a clinch.
Ronald's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Milquetoast lands a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ronald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast lands an elbow just above Ronald 's eye.
Milquetoast creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ronald's defenses.
Milquetoast creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ronald's defenses.
Milquetoast works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Ronald avoids the damage to the body.
Milquetoast misses with a knee strike.
Milquetoast missing with knees to the body.
Ronald is trying to break free.
Milquetoast misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ronald.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ronald avoids it.
Percival Milquetoast has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast missing with knees to the body.
Milquetoast throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ronald blocks it with crossed arms.
Ronald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ronald lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Milquetoast backwards.
Ronald blocks a body shot from Milquetoast.
Ronald wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast misses with a body punch.
A frustrated look appears on Ronald's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ronald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast throws an elbow but it misses.
Ronald wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ronald is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Ronald wants to break the clinch but can't.
Milquetoast lands a hook that snaps the head of Ronald backwards.
Milquetoast lands an elbow that stopped Ronald in his tracks for a moment.
Milquetoast landing knees to the body.
Milquetoast misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ronald.
Milquetoast throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ronald blocks it with crossed arms.
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast has Ronald pressed against the cage, preventing Ronald from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Milquetoast has Ronald pressed against the cage, preventing Ronald from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Milquetoast misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Milquetoast.
Knees in the clinch landing for Milquetoast.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Milquetoast.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ronald on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ronald working hard to break the clinch.
Ronald wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Milquetoast has him pressed against the cage.
Ronald on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Ronald avoids the damage to the body.
Ronald's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot.
A jab from Ronald misses.
Milquetoast misses with a body kick.
Ronald misses with a head kick.
Milquetoast with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Milquetoast thows a body kick. Ronald tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Milquetoast gets the takedown into side control.
An elbow from Milquetoast crashes against the mat.
Milquetoast looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Ronald is avoiding damage well.
The strikes coming from Milquetoast are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Milquetoast misses with the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Milquetoast laying and praying for a moment but Ronald takes advantage and regains half guard.
Milquetoast throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Milquetoast is trying to control the action in half guard but Ronald is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A good leg kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast misses with a kick to the body.
Milquetoast looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Milquetoast scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Milquetoast keeps Ronald at a distance using the push kick.
Milquetoast is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ronald thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brad Ronald has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Milquetoast scoring well with a low kick there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Percival Milquetoast showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Milquetoast has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Percival Milquetoast!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Percival Milquetoast!
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Percival Milquetoast!
Percival Milquetoast wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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