PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shah Rokhan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricky Stinky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinky has chosen Get ready to tap Marcus as his entrance music. Shah Rokhan could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ricky Stinky's chin.

Rokhan
vs
Stinky

185 cm
27
180 lbs
10 - 11 - 0

165 cm
23
145 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shah Rokhan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ricky Stinky!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinky blocks a low kick nicely.
Stinky closes this distance looking for a takedown but Rokhan circles away.
Rokhan wants to land a leg kick but Stinky is out of range.
An inside leg kick from Rokhan misses.
Rokhan is looking to score with low kicks.
Stinky changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Rokhan tries to avoid it but Stinky manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Rokhan to the ground. Rokhan escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Rokhan tries to land a leg kick but Stinky saw it coming and moves away.
Rokhan swats away the attempt to clinch by Stinky.
Shah Rokhan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Stinky shoots in and bounces Rokhan off the ropes to secure the takedown into guard.
Stinky stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rokhan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

Stinky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Stinky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Stinky wants to pass the guard but Rokhan is keeping the position.
Rokhan wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Rokhan scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Rokhan gets the takedown into side control.
Stinky tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Rokhan slows the pace down.

Rokhan decides to stand back up.
Stinky tries for a takedown but Rokhan circles away easily

and Rokhan counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Stinky!
Shah Rokhan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ricky Stinky.
Stinky is trying to escape the mount.
Stinky looks gassed!
Rokhan tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinky regains half guard.

Stinky looking for submissions off his back.
Rokhan perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Stinky wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Rokhan stops Stinky from getting back to his feet.
Rokhan frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rokhan content just to control the position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinky is in all sorts of trouble here.
Rokhan sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Stinky is working to get back to half guard.
Rokhan sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Stinky is trying to escape the mount.
Rokhan controlling from the full mount.
Stinky tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Rokhan controlling the pace for now.
Rokhan will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Stinky is looking to improve his position but Rokhan isn't that keen on the idea.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Stinky flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Stinky tries to reverse the position but Rokhan maintains control.
Stinky bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Stinky is looking to stand up but Rokhan won't let him.
Rokhan keeping moving, preventing Stinky from controlling successfully.

Rokhan uses the ropes to get back to his feet.
Stinky moves out of range of the leg kick from Rokhan.
Stinky with a lazy takedown attempt

and Rokhan counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Rokhan controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Stinky looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Rokhan passes into half guard.

Rokhan decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Rokhan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Stinky.
Stinky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Rokhan counters with a leg kick.
Stinky misses with a takedown attempt

and Rokhan counters with a shoot takedown. Stinky fights it but they end up in guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rokhan controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Stinky working a defensive guard here.

Stinky is looking for a triangle but Rokhan pushes his legs off easily.

Rokhan gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Rokhan moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stinky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Rokhan makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Rokhan attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Rokhan throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Stinky checks the leg kick nicely there.
Stinky fails with the takedown

and Rokhan counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Rokhan.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Rokhan is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Stinky working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Rokhan doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Rokhan manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Stinky throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Stinky throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rokhan is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Rokhan wants to control from the top but Stinky keeps moving.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

Stinky isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Rokhan stacks Stinky on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Rokhan!
Stinky wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.

Rokhan stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Rokhan throws a solid leg kick but Stinky takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rokhan.
An inside leg kick from Rokhan misses.
Rokhan misses with a leg kick.
Rokhan attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nice takedown defense from Rokhan. No joy for Stinky on that attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shah Rokhan dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

A solid leg kick lands there for Rokhan.
Stinky shoots and misses
and Rokhan counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ricky Stinky is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stinky checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Rokhan tries to score with a low kick but Stinky moves his leg out of the way.
Stinky moves in looking to clinch but Rokhan pushes him off.
Stinky looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Rokhan is fending him off so far but Stinky persists. Nope, Rokhan circles away and we're back to standing.
A leg kick checked by Stinky.
Rokhan tries a low kick but Stinky avoids it.
Rokhan throws a low kick but it's checked well by Stinky.
Rokhan tries to work over Stinky's front leg with a kick but Stinky checks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Rokhan counters with a low kick, right behind Stinky 's knee.
Shah Rokhan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ricky Stinky.
Stinky takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rokhan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rokhan tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Stinky is able to avoid easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinky has his takedown stuffed
and Rokhan counters with an outside leg kick.
Good work by Stinky as he checks the leg kick.
Stinky takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Rokhan looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Rokhan stands and steps away. Stinky gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Rokhan fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stinky checks it well.
Rokhan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Stinky stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rokhan.
Rokhan stuffs the takedown attempt from Stinky. Stinky gets slowly back to his feet.
Stinky checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Rokhan tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Rokhan rushes Stinky and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rokhan gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Stinky.

Rokhan gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Stinky trying to control but Rokhan postures up.
Well, if Rokhan is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Stinky tries to get to full guard but Rokhan has control of the leg.
Stinky wants to control but Rokhan is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Rokhan in particular looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Stinky looking for submissions off his back.
Still in half guard, Rokhan seems content to control.
Rokhan wants to take a breather but Stinky is having none of it.
Stinky wants to control but Rokhan is keeping busy.
Rokhan content to control rather than advance.
Stinky is not content to let Rokhan control the position.
Stinky slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Stinky throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rokhan is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Rokhan postures up.
Stinky wants to sweep but no luck.

Rokhan avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Rokhan is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Rokhan wants to control from the top but Stinky keeps moving.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Stinky trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!

Stinky working for a triangle but Rokhan defends it easily.

Stinky looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Rokhan advances position into side control!
Stinky is trying to get back to half guard.
Stinky trying to remain calm as Rokhan controls from the top position.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Shah Rokhan just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Stinky wants to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Stinky changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Rokhan tries to avoid it but Stinky manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Rokhan to the ground. Rokhan escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A good leg kick by Rokhan.
Stinky checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Rokhan is looking to slow Stinky down with leg kicks.
Stinky will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Rokhan throws a leg kick but Stinky moved away.

Rokhan clinches.
Stinky has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Rokhan avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Rokhan decides to pull guard.
Stinky wants to control from the top but Rokhan keeps moving.

Stinky drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stinky jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Stinky drops back looking for a leg! Rokhan is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Rokhan manages to kick Stinky off! Stinky jumps back into Rokhan's guard.

Stinky drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stinky jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stinky prevents Rokhan from getting back to his feet.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Stinky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Rokhan is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Stinky is controlling him.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Rokhan looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Stinky wants to improve his position but Rokhan is controlling well.

Stinky looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Stinky looking for submissions off his back.
Rokhan content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

Stinky actively working from the bottom here.

Stinky is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Rokhan pulls his head out easily.
Rokhan controlling the action here.
Stinky wants to improve his position but Rokhan is controlling well.
Ricky Stinky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Rokhan shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Stinky napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Stinky is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shah Rokhan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rokhan has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Shah Rokhan!
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight for Shah Rokhan!
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight for Shah Rokhan!

Shah Rokhan wins by unanimous decision!