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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Muy Thai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muy Thai could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Chuck Norris's chin.
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208 cm
25
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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210 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Very strong |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Muy Thai! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Norris! The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Thai throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Horrible takedown by Norris or perhaps it was just good defense by Thai which made him look bad. Norris tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Thai swivels and escapes. Norris misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Muy Thai has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck Norris. Norris shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Norris shoots in for a takedown but Thai shows good takedown defense. Norris shoots for a double leg takedown but Thai sprawls well. He's pushed Norris's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Chuck Norris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Norris shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thai defends it nicely. Norris takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Norris misses with a takedown attempt - Thai sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Norris shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thai defends it nicely. Norris fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's one minute gone in the round. Norris shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Thai pinned against the cage. Thai gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thai, right into the meat.
Muy Thai is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Norris looks gassed! Norris on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Thai feints and then cracks Norris's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Norris down. Thai buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Thai lands a big head kick that sends Norris tumbling to the mat! Thai takes a step backwards and waves Norris back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Chuck Norris has been cut. A kick lands to the mid section there for Thai. Thai catches Norris with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Nice body kick there by Thai. Thai bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Thai dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Norris. That did some damage!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Thai scores with a leg kick.
Thai lands a big head kick that sends Norris tumbling to the mat! Thai takes a step backwards and waves Norris back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Norris is rocked! Thai lands an uppercut, right on the button! Norris tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Muy Thai!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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