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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bald Bull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Magoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Maximus Magoo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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177 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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180 cm
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185 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bald Bull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maximus Magoo!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Magoo swinging wildly here.
Bull swats away the attempt to clinch by Magoo.
Magoo swinging wildly here.
Magoo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bull decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Magoo tries to kick Bull off but Bull keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Bull throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bull has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bull throwing shots but Magoo is blocking nicely.
Magoo is trying to get back to full guard.
Bull content to control rather than advance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bull looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Bull throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
No luck for Bull with that takedown attempt.
Magoo tries to clinch up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bull throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Magoo takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bull staying out of range there.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bull is defended easily by Magoo.
Magoo is looking to clinch.
Magoo looks to land a left hand but Bull moved out of range nicely.
Magoo cracks Bull with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Magoo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bull fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bald Bull. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Magoo misses with an uppercut.
Magoo looks to land a combination but Bull avoids it well.
Magoo rushes Bull and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Magoo stops a takedown attempt from Bull.
Magoo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bull has Magoo pressed against the cage, preventing Magoo from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Magoo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bull throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bull tries to score a body lock takedown but Magoo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Bull controlling the action here for a moment.
Magoo lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Magoo stalling against the cage.
Magoo can't break the clinch.
Bull jumps guard.
Bull is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bull scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Magoo won't allow Bull to pass to mount.
Bull missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bull wants to take a breather but Magoo is having none of it.
Bull thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Magoo's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bald Bull dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Magoo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Magoo defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bull.
Magoo misses with an uppercut.
Bull shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Magoo as he avoids it easily.
Magoo wants to clinch up but Bull keeps it at a distance.
A shot to the body from Magoo misses
and Bull holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Magoo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bull.
Magoo breaks the clinch.
Magoo misses with a jab to the body
and Bull counters with a shoot takedown. Magoo fights it but they end up in guard.
Bull trying to control the position from guard on top but Magoo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Magoo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bull.
Bull missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bull thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Magoo's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bull is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Magoo is not content to let Bull control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bull is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Magoo sees it coming and defends easily.
Magoo is not content to let Bull control the position.
Bull not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bull fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bald Bull. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bull slips a jab from Magoo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Magoo tries to clinch
and Bull counters with a straight right hand.
Magoo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bull moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Magoo misses with a hook.
Bull looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Magoo catches Bull with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Magoo swinging wildly here.
Magoo's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Magoo duly obliges.
Magoo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bull manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Magoo misses with a hook.
Magoo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
so Bull counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Magoo is breathing heavily.
Magoo can't keep his opponent in guard - Bull advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Magoo really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bull. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bull is trying to control. Magoo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bull wants to pass to mount but Magoo is defending the position.
Bull keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Bull throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bull content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bald Bull dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Magoo misses the body punch
and Bull counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Magoo!
Magoo is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Magoo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bull throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Poor strikes thrown by Bull there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Bull with the ground and pound from mount.
Magoo holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Bull tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Bull trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Magoo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bull throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull looking to control but Magoo is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
BOOM! Bull connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Bull can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Magoo is looking to escape.
Bull looking to ground and pound but Magoo is blocking nicely.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bull cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull with good strikes from the mount here!
Bull throws a strike there. Magoo manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
Bull lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bull thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Magoo to regain full guard.
Magoo keeping moving, preventing Bull from controlling successfully.
Bull throwing strikes from guard but Magoo blocks nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull trying to control but Magoo is working from the bottom.
Bull loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bull trying to control but Magoo is working from the bottom.
Magoo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Maximus Magoo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bull looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Magoo!
Bull sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Magoo is working to get back to half guard.
Bull looking to ground and pound but Magoo is blocking nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bald Bull showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bull, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bald Bull!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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