PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flava Flave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jose Alberto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flave comes to the cage accompanied by Momma said Tap you Out. Jose Alberto acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Flave
vs
Alberto

198 cm
25
202 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

192 cm
21
190 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Flava Flave!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Alberto!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alberto misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Flave lands the left hand.
Alberto throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Flave.
Alberto rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Flave moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Flave punishes Alberto's body with a nice straight punch.
A punch combination from Alberto misses.
Danga de danga de dang - Alberto scores with a four punch combination!
Alberto has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Flave lands a nice hook to Alberto's body. Alberto takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Flave showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Alberto.
Alberto uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Flave.
Flave misses with a looping right.
Flave throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Alberto on the side of the head.
Alberto misses with a combination
and Flave makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Flave scores with a nice right hand.
Flave works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Flave scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Alberto doesn't seem bothered though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Flave misses the jab.
Flava Flave seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good standup being displayed there by Flave as he connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flave misses with an uppercut. Alberto saw that one coming.
Alberto steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Flave.
Flave throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Flave misses with a looping left.
Flave showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Alberto.
Alberto takes a jab right on the kisser.
Flave lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Alberto circles away quickly and effectively.
Flave jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Flave throws a jab but it's blocked by Alberto.
Flave lunges at Alberto with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Alberto's hand.
Alberto swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Flave counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Alberto thinking.
Alberto takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Alberto misses with a double jab
and Flave counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Flave getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Flave connects with a body shot.
Flave just misses with a punch to the body.
Flave showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Alberto.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alberto swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Flave counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Alberto takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Flave connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Alberto momentarily.
Flave just misses with a punch to the body.
Flave swings for the body but Alberto moves out of range.
No joy there for Alberto, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Flave lands a jab to Alberto's midsection.
Alberto swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Flave connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Flave catches Alberto with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Flave lands with an overhand left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Flave tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alberto was well out of range. Poor timing from Flave.
Flave dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Flave is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Flave throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Alberto stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Alberto looks gassed!
Flave throws a good cross that connects.
Flave catches Alberto with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Good shot there by Flave.
Alberto falls off balance throwing a combination
and Alberto takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Alberto takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alberto misses with a double jab
and Alberto takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Flave lands with a shot to the body.
Alberto takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Flave connects with the punch.
Flave fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Alberto on the side of the head.

Alberto is rocked!
Flave walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Alberto drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Flave swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Alberto's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Flava Flave!
Flava Flave is the new super heavyweight champion!