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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between killa bazilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). killa bazilla has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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225 cm
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199 lbs
5 - 8 - 0 |
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190 cm
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202 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, killa bazilla! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg! The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! bazilla lands with a shot to the body. Kastelukannuberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. A telegraphed takedown attempt from bazilla is defended easily by Kastelukannuberg. Kastelukannuberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. bazilla shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. bazilla avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
bazilla shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kastelukannuberg pinned against the cage. Kastelukannuberg gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for killa bazilla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Nice takedown defense from Kastelukannuberg. No joy for bazilla on that attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Kastelukannuberg fails in his attempt to clinch. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! The fight stays on the outside here - Kastelukannuberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
killa bazilla dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
bazilla swats away the attempt to clinch by Kastelukannuberg. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. bazilla looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kastelukannuberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but bazilla swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. bazilla avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
bazilla really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. bazilla closes the distance and clinches up with Kastelukannuberg, looking for a takedown. bazilla pushes Kastelukannuberg against the cage but Kastelukannuberg circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round. bazilla fails with a takedown attempt from distance. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for killa bazilla. That's going to take a lot out of him. Kastelukannuberg tries to close the distance and clinch but bazilla swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
That's four minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. bazilla swats away the attempt to clinch by Kastelukannuberg. Kastelukannuberg moves in looking to clinch but bazilla pushes him off. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Martti Skeletor Kastelukannuberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
bazilla tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kastelukannuberg paws at him with a jab and circles away. Kastelukannuberg clinches but bazilla breaks the clinch and bazilla counters with a single leg into guard. Kastelukannuberg didn't expect that.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kastelukannuberg is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Kastelukannuberg wants to get back to his feet but bazilla is in a dominant position and won't allow it. bazilla stands and steps away. Kastelukannuberg gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. Kastelukannuberg tries to clinch but bazilla moves away and bazilla counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Kastelukannuberg's guard now. bazilla wants to control from the top but Kastelukannuberg keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round. bazilla in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. bazilla lands a couple of decent looking shots. Kastelukannuberg can't keep his opponent in guard - bazilla advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. bazilla is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Kastelukannuberg defends it well. Kastelukannuberg wants to get back to his feet. bazilla looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kastelukannuberg with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. bazilla stops Kastelukannuberg from getting back to his feet.
Kastelukannuberg trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but bazilla manages to pass to mount!
bazilla looking to control but Kastelukannuberg is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. bazilla looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet. bazilla will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kastelukannuberg tries to reverse the position but bazilla maintains control. Kastelukannuberg tries to hold on but bazilla postures up. Kastelukannuberg sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though. bazilla wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kastelukannuberg keeps working. bazilla is taking a breather. Kastelukannuberg says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. bazilla is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Kastelukannuberg is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Kastelukannuberg trying to control here.
Kastelukannuberg is refusing to be controlled, as bazilla sits in half guard. Kastelukannuberg gets full guard. Kastelukannuberg looking for submissions from the bottom but instead bazilla passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. bazilla sitting and controlling from the half guard. bazilla is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Kastelukannuberg is pressing down on bazilla's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
And that's the end of the fight! killa bazilla showed his dominance in that final round. Well bazilla has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28 Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28 Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... killa bazilla!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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