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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between He Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man's entrance music is He-Man theme song. A fine choice. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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270 lbs
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275 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, He Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man takes a swing at Lesnar's ribcage but misses.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man slips a jab from Lesnar.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Man lands with a straight right. Lesnar didn't see that one coming.
Man cracks the inside of Lesnar's front leg.
Lesnar ducks under a wild hook from Man.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Lesnar down.
Man takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Man digs a good hook to Lesnar's body.
Man lands a high kick!
Lesnar moves away from the strike by Man.
Lesnar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Man misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lesnar.
Man keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man wants to control but Lesnar is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Man gets full guard.
Man will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Man keeping moving, preventing Lesnar from controlling successfully.
Lesnar looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Man wants to control from the top but Lesnar keeps moving.
Man throws and elbow that misses. Lesnar uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Man's guard. Nice move by Lesnar!
Man looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lesnar throwing strikes from guard but Man blocks nicely.
Lesnar with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Man trying to control the position.
Man manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Poor strikes thrown by Man there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Man wants to control the pace but Lesnar is squirming around nicely.
Man landing strikes, looking to finish!
Poor strikes thrown by Man there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Man is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Lesnar can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Man looking to finish Lesnar with some ground and pound. This is bad for Lesnar!
A nice elbow there by Man.
Lesnar is bucking up trying to escape but Man cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Man tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Lesnar is squirming around, avoiding Man's attempts to control the action.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Man landing strikes, looking to finish!
Man punishing his opponent with strikes.
Man prevents Lesnar from getting the reversal.
Lesnar taking shots to the head.
Lesnar is squirming around, avoiding Man's attempts to control the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar is trying desperately to improve position.
Lesnar tries to hold on but Man pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Man can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lesnar is looking to escape.
Man looking to ground and pound but Lesnar is blocking nicely.
Man with good strikes from the mount here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man raining down shots from the mount!
Lesnar is squirming around, avoiding Man's attempts to control the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Man postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lesnar looks a forlorn figure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
He Man dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lesnar throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lesnar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A good leg kick by Man.
Man swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lesnar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like He Man has been cut.
Man shoots in but Lesnar avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lesnar throws a looping overhand right but Man ducks down to avoid it.
Lesnar misses with a wild body shot.
Lesnar looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lesnar on the side of the head.
Man slips under a jab.
Man lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Man fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lesnar jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Man looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Man is looking for a sweep.
He Man overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lesnar trying to control the position but Man is working away.
Lesnar in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Man is trying to control Lesnar's posture but Lesnar avoids it.
Man is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Lesnar's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Man trying to control here.
Lesnar is keen to just control but Man is a slippery customer.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Man throws a lazy right hand but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lesnar misses with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Lesnar landing shots from mount.
Lesnar prevents Man from getting the reversal.
Man is bucking up trying to escape but Lesnar cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
He Man's cut is getting worse.
A nice elbow there by Lesnar.
He Man's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lesnar thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Man to regain full guard.
Lesnar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Lesnar thows a big elbow that misses.
Man wants to sweep but no luck.
Lesnar loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Man working a defensive guard here.
Man looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lesnar is one step ahead there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Man slips a straight right by Lesnar.
Man changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Lesnar tries to avoid it but Man manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Lesnar to the ground. Lesnar escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for He Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Donk. Lesnar catches Man right on the button with a cross.
Jeez, He Man's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lesnar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lesnar keeps the fight on the outside.
Lesnar shoots in for a double leg but Man sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Man defending well as Lesnar loads up on a big left hand.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lesnar is out of range.
Lesnar works Man's body with a nice hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lesnar throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Lesnar takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lesnar fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lesnar looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nice sprawl there from Man as Lesnar shoots in.
Man misses with a wild body shot.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot lands for Man.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Man.
Nice body kick from Man.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar avoids the head kick by Man.
He Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Lesnar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brock Lesnar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lesnar.
A slow jab from Man misses its intended target.
Lesnar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Man counters with a stiff right hand.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Lesnar stuffs the takedown.
Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Man lands a jab to the head.
Man blocks a jab.
Man is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Man waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lesnar.
Nice body punch from Man.
Lesnar avoids the head kick by Man.
Lesnar moves away from the strike by Man.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt - Man sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lesnar might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Lesnar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar shoots and misses
and Man counters with a nice body shot.
He Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Man closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Man lands a body punch.
Man is leaning against Lesnar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Man has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lesnar avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Man is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Man has clasped his hands together around Lesnar's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
The ground and pound from Man seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Man in side control, throwing shots but Lesnar defends.
Man working the ground and pound but Lesnar is defending the strikes.
Man throws an elbow but Lesnar slips to the side and avoids it well.
Man advances to mount.
Man misses with a head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is trying desperately to improve position.
Man can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lesnar is looking to escape.
Lesnar takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man cracks Lesnar with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Lesnar is squirming around, avoiding Man's attempts to control the action.
Poor strikes thrown by Man there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Man.
Man avoids the attempt from Lesnar to control.
Man looking to control but Lesnar is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Lesnar takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Lesnar is looking to get to half guard.
A nice elbow there by Man.
Lesnar takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The referee warns Lesnar that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Man tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Man scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Man throws some wild stikes that Lesnar manages to avoid easily.
Man lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Lesnar tries to hold on but Man pushes him away.
Man putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man with a couple of short strikes.
Man lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Man landing shots from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
He Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... He Man!
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