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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Sawyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Ferguson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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199 lbs
2 - 0 - 1 |
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215 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Decent knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tom Sawyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sawyer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ferguson moves into range and clinches up with Sawyer.
Ferguson has a couple of punches blocked by Sawyer.
Sawyer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sawyer blocks it with crossed arms.
Sawyer is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Sawyer won't want to take too many of those.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson stalling the fight.
Ferguson working Sawyer over with knees to the body.
Ferguson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Ferguson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ferguson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sawyer can't break the clinch.
Sawyer tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.
Sawyer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ferguson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sawyer misses with a two punch combination.
Sawyer swinging wildly here.
Ferguson's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ferguson duly obliges.
Sawyer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ferguson counters by moving into the clinch.
Sawyer is breathing heavily.
Ferguson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sawyer's efforts to push away.
A right handed body shot lands from Ferguson.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A frustrated look appears on Sawyer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ferguson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sawyer slowing the pace effectively.
Come on Ferguson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Sawyer blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sawyer's face.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sawyer is defending well for now.
Sawyer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sawyer looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sawyer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters by clinching up.
Ferguson has a couple of punches blocked by Sawyer.
Ferguson misses with some punches.
Ferguson stalling.
Ferguson lands a nice shot to the body.
Ferguson trying to control the position but instead, Sawyer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Ferguson into the cage.
Ferguson swings wildly with an uppercut but Sawyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sawyer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson gets through Sawyer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Sawyer is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Ferguson prevents Sawyer from breaking the clinch.
Sawyer jumps guard but Ferguson stands there with Sawyer around his waist. Sawyer gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ferguson can't find room to land a body shot as Sawyer controls the action.
Sawyer is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Sawyer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from Sawyer misses.
Sawyer keeps the fight on the outside.
Sawyer misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ferguson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ferguson throws a head punch that misses.
Sawyer stalling against the cage.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sawyer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sawyer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sawyer stalling against the cage.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Sawyer is blocking nicely.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Sawyer blocks with his arms.
Nice body punch from Sawyer - that landed with a thud.
Ferguson keeps control of Sawyer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sawyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sawyer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ferguson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Sawyer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ferguson.
Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sawyer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sawyer wants to break free but Ferguson has control.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Ferguson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ferguson tries to throw a body punch but Sawyer avoids it by throwing Ferguson back against the cage.
Ferguson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Sawyer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ferguson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Ferguson lands a shoulder strike.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sawyer managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sawyer is defending well for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sawyer jumps guard and drags Ferguson to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Ferguson wants to get up but he can't break Sawyer's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Sawyer scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Sawyer throws a front kick aimed at Ferguson's knee but Ferguson avoids it well.
Sawyer misses with a double jab
and Ferguson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Sawyer tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Sawyer won't want to take too many of those.
Ferguson gets through Sawyer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Sawyer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A combination from Sawyer does no damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sawyer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ferguson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sawyer misses with a double jab
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Sawyer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ferguson has Sawyer up against the cage in a clinch.
Sawyer is working for takedown but Ferguson is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tom Sawyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson taking a breather.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Ferguson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sawyer's elbow.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sawyer has clasped his hands together around Ferguson's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Ferguson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Sawyer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ferguson keeps working.
Ferguson tries to escape but Sawyer is in control.
Ferguson sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Sawyer is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Sawyer prevents Ferguson from getting the reversal.
Sawyer looking to control but Ferguson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Sawyer lands a big shot there that rocks Ferguson but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Ferguson is looking to get to half guard.
Sawyer looking to finish Ferguson with some ground and pound. This is bad for Ferguson!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sawyer landing strikes, looking to finish!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Ferguson is wriggling around trying to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sawyer wants to control the pace but Ferguson is squirming around nicely.
Ferguson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Sawyer landing punches.
Ferguson sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Ferguson on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ferguson looking for submissions off his back.
Sawyer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Sawyer throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Ferguson scores with a shot to the side of Sawyer's head.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sawyer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sawyer blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Ferguson.
A short right from Ferguson on the inside.
Sawyer has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ferguson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sawyer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Sawyer tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ferguson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sawyer's face.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sawyer pulls guard effortlessly.
Ferguson wants to get up but he can't break Sawyer's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sawyer pushes Ferguson off and gets back to his feet.
Sawyer throws a leg kick
and Ferguson counters by moving into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sawyer is trying to stall.
Ferguson misses with a knee to the head.
Ferguson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sawyer.
Ferguson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sawyer manages to break the clinch.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body. Sawyer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sawyer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ferguson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sawyer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sawyer throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sawyer thinking.
Ferguson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Sawyer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Ferguson lands an elbow just above Sawyer 's eye.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sawyer blocks it with crossed arms.
Sawyer avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Sawyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sawyer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters with a good low kick that Sawyer was not able to check.
Ferguson is looking to clinch.
Ferguson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Ferguson avoiding damage.
Sawyer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ferguson is looking to clinch.
Sawyer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sawyer misses with a combination
and Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sawyer blocks it with crossed arms.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sawyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sawyer misses with a double jab
and Ferguson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ferguson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sawyer's face.
Sawyer tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
Sawyer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ferguson clinches with his opponent.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Sawyer blocks with his arms.
Sawyer tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Sawyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tom Sawyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sawyer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ferguson lands a right hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Sawyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ferguson darts in and clinches Sawyer up against the cage.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Sawyer tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ferguson just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tom Sawyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson has Sawyer pressed against the cage, preventing Sawyer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Ferguson controlling the action here for a moment.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Tom Sawyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sawyer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Sawyer avoids the damage to the body.
Turd Ferguson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ferguson misses with a knee to the head.
Ferguson tries to work over Sawyer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Sawyer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Ferguson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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