PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mustafa Al Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bublasaur Venusaur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Turd comes to the cage accompanied by Jump on It. Venusaur is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bulbasaur bongo bebop. Mustafa Al Turd is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Al Turd
vs
Venusaur

170 cm
21
166 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

175 cm
21
166 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Rio Mma Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mustafa Al Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bublasaur Venusaur!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Luis Engracia and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al Turd misses with an uppercut. Venusaur saw that one coming.
Venusaur checks a low kick from Al Turd.
A lazy left from Al Turd finds it's target.
Al Turd scores with a three punch combo!
Nice body kick there by Al Turd.
Al Turd connects with a single shot there.
Venusaur tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Venusaur keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Venusaur gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Al Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Al Turd turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Venusaur scores with a jab to the head.
Al Turd misses with a looping right.
Al Turd lands a jab-cross combination.
Al Turd with a jab.
Al Turd rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Venusaur moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Al Turd.
Venusaur wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Venusaur moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Venusaur throws a body punch but Al Turd moves out of range.
Al Turd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Turd lunges at Venusaur with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Venusaur's hand.
Al Turd fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Venusaur gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Al Turd blocks a jab.
Venusaur on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Venusaur misses with a head kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Turd.
Al Turd scores with a punch to the head.
Al Turd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Al Turd throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Venusaur stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Venusaur walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice shot lands for Al Turd.
Venusaur takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Decent striking displayed by Al Turd there.
Al Turd jabs at Venusaur's body.
Al Turd thuds a left hand into Venusaur's body.
Mustafa Al Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Al Turd lands a right hook to the body.
Venusaur throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Al Turd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd throws a shot to the body.
Al Turd takes a swing at Venusaur's ribcage but misses.
Al Turd lands a glancing blow to the side of Venusaur's head.
Al Turd throws a series of strikes that have Venusaur backpedaling.
Venusaur on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Al Turd connects with a body shot.
Al Turd lands a jab to Venusaur's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Al Turd keeps the fight on the outside.
Venusaur doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Al Turd lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Venusaur throws a leg kick that is checked
and Al Turd counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Al Turd is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Al Turd moves away from the strike by Venusaur.
Venusaur drops his hands momentarily and Al Turd takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Venusaur fails in his attempt to clinch.
Venusaur ducks right into an uppercut from Al Turd.
Venusaur tries to clinch up but Al Turd circles away and keeps his distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Venusaur.
Venusaur tries to land a front kick but Al Turd steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Venusaur thows a leg kick but Al Turd checks it
and Al Turd counters with a left and a right that stings Venusaur.
Venusaur wants to clinch up but Al Turd keeps it at a distance.
Al Turd throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Venusaur's head.
Al Turd pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Al Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Al Turd throws a right hand that Venusaur ducks under and follows up with a left that Venusaur also avoids with ease.
Venusaur tries to clinch up.
Venusaur tries to land a body kick
enabling Al Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Venusaur uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Al Turd.
Al Turd throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Venusaur looks to land a right hand but Al Turd moved out of range.
Venusaur closes the distance but Al Turd moves to the side
enabling Al Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Al Turd tries a head kick but it misses.
Venusaur tries to clinch but Al Turd is having none of it.
Al Turd blocks the body kick.
Al Turd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Venusaur circles away quickly and effectively.
Al Turd connects with a good right hand that stumbles Venusaur. Venusaur circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Al Turd.
Venusaur misses with a straight right.
Al Turd lands with an uppercut that bounces Venusaur off the cage and back into rage.
Venusaur has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Al Turd slips under a jab from Venusaur.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Turd.
Nice jab there from Al Turd.
Al Turd throws a sloppy head kick
and Venusaur counters with a slapping leg kick.
Venusaur throws a series of punches but Al Turd avoids them all with ease.
Venusaur throws a front kick aimed at Al Turd's knee but Al Turd avoids it well.
Venusaur looks to clinch
and Al Turd counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Venusaur looks gassed!
Venusaur throws an overhand right that lands on Al Turd's shoulder, as Al Turd tries to avoid the shot.
Venusaur misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Al Turd counter with a right hand.
Al Turd takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Al Turd throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A clash of legs there as Al Turd blocks the low kick.
Good work by Al Turd as he checks the leg kick.
Venusaur misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Al Turd dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Al Turd connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Venusaur takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Al Turd bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A jab lands there for Al Turd.
Al Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Al Turd connects with a body shot.
Venusaur is looking to clinch.
Venusaur misses with a body kick.
Al Turd moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Venusaur misses with a straight left.
Venusaur takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Turd.
Venusaur throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Venusaur walks into a straight right hand from Al Turd.
Al Turd thows a body kick. Venusaur tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Venusaur lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Al Turd has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Al Turd and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Venusaur tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Venusaur.
Al Turd lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Al Turd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Venusaur tries to clinch there but Al Turd circles away.
Venusaur thows a left - swing and a miss!
Venusaur takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Al Turd lands a nice looking body shot.
Venusaur is breathing heavily.
Al Turd with a nice cross.
Venusaur doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Venusaur moves into range and connects with a jab.
Al Turd scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Al Turd lunges at Venusaur with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Venusaur's hand.
Venusaur tries to clinch there but Al Turd circles away.
Venusaur tries to land a front kick but Al Turd steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Venusaur fails in his attempt to clinch.
Venusaur tries to clinch but Al Turd is having none of it.
Venusaur wants to clinch.
Al Turd bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd misses with a jab to the body
and Venusaur counters with a leg kick.
Al Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for Al Turd.
Venusaur is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Al Turd.

Venusaur has closed the distance and engaged Al Turd in a clinch.
Venusaur pushes off an throws an elbow but Al Turd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Venusaur misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Al Turd.
Al Turd misses with a body punch.
Venusaur keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Al Turd's efforts to push away.
A left hand lands to the body for Al Turd.
Venusaur looks to throw an elbow but misses.

Al Turd manages to break the clinch.
Venusaur throws and low kick but Al Turd moves out of range easily.
Both fighters circling a little - Al Turd finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Al Turd lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Al Turd throws a leg kick which misses Venusaur's front leg but catches the back leg as Venusaur tries to avoid it.
Al Turd scores with the left hand. Venusaur knows he should have avoided that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Venusaur moves out of range of the body kick.
Venusaur takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Venusaur.
Al Turd lands with a shot to the body.
Al Turd connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Venusaur momentarily.
Al Turd with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Venusaur stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Al Turd.
Al Turd is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Venusaur tries to clinch up.
Al Turd clobbers Venusaur with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Venusaur takes one on the button.
Venusaur throws the left hand but Al Turd avoids the punch easily.
Al Turd misses with a kick to the body.
Venusaur dodges the punch combination from Al Turd.
Venusaur throws a nice outside leg kick.
Al Turd scores with a punch to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Venusaur moves out of range easily.
Venusaur swings for the body but Al Turd moves out of range.
Venusaur on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Al Turd. Al Turd obviously looking to wear him down.
Al Turd cracks Venusaur with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Al Turd cracks Venusaur with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Venusaur takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Venusaur's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Al Turd lands with a nice combination. Venusaur backs away looking to recover.
Venusaur throws a looping overhand right but Al Turd ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Venusaur. Al Turd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Al Turd connects with a looping right hand.
Al Turd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Venusaur.
Al Turd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Al Turd counters with a nice low kick that buckles Venusaur's knee momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Al Turd scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Venusaur tries to clinch up
and Al Turd counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Al Turd dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Venusaur takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Al Turd blocks the body kick.
Venusaur looks to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Al Turd feints and then cracks Venusaur's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Venusaur down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Al Turd, right into the meat.
Al Turd ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Venusaur shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Venusaur lands with a shot to the body.
Venusaur on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Al Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Venusaur.
Al Turd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Venusaur was well out of range. Poor timing from Al Turd.
Venusaur looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Al Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Venusaur keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Venusaur looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Al Turd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Venusaur takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Venusaur connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Venusaur takes one to the chin there.
Venusaur gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Al Turd, as that shot connected.
Mustafa Al Turd is winning the standup battle so far.
Venusaur looks to land a left hand but Al Turd moved out of range nicely.
Al Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Al Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice jab there from Venusaur.
Al Turd connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Al Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Venusaur can do to turn this around?
A good leg kick by Al Turd.
Venusaur tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Al Turd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Venusaur takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Venusaur takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Al Turd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Venusaur sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Al Turd scores with the left hand. Venusaur knows he should have avoided that one.
Al Turd cracks Venusaur with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Al Turd scores with a three punch combo!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Venusaur backs up against the cage.
Venusaur throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Al Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Al Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Venusaur takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Venusaur avoids the head kick by Al Turd.
Venusaur connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Al Turd tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Venusaur slips under a jab from Al Turd.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Turd.
Venusaur goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Venusaur tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Venusaur.
Venusaur wants to slow Al Turd down by chopping away at his legs.
Venusaur wants to clinch.
Venusaur connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Venusaur looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Venusaur takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Al Turd throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Al Turd moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A cross from Al Turd lands.
A bone on bone clash there as Al Turd blocks the leg kick.
Al Turd throws a lazy head kick
and Venusaur makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Al Turd really felt that one!
Venusaur tries to clinch up.
Al Turd lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Venusaur at a distance.
Al Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A jab from Venusaur finds it's way through Al Turd's defenses.
Venusaur tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Venusaur.
Al Turd lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Al Turd bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Venusaur's head.
Al Turd wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Al Turd misses with an uppercut.
Bublasaur Venusaur has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Venusaur misses
and Al Turd counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mustafa Al Turd is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Venusaur takes a jab right on the kisser.
Al Turd scoring well with a low kick there.
Al Turd throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Venusaur.
Al Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Venusaur's calf.
Al Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Venusaur is just out of range.
Al Turd lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Al Turd fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Al Turd with a jab.
Al Turd lands the left hand.
Al Turd lands with a shot to the body.
Venusaur wants to clinch
and Al Turd counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Venusaur misses with a looping left.
Al Turd connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Venusaur throws a lazy body kick
and Al Turd counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mustafa Al Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Al Turd has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:27
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mustafa Al Turd!