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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between mike my weiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Carlonov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carlonov is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Glukoza - Schweine. Vladimir Carlonov will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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255 lbs
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198 cm
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225 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, mike my weiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Vladimir Carlonov!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carlonov has taken the fight to the clinch.
Carlonov tries for a takedown. No joy.
Carlonov is trying to drag my weiner to the mat but my weiner just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Carlonov breaks from the clinch.
my weiner closes the distance and clinches up with Carlonov, looking for a takedown. my weiner pushes Carlonov against the cage but Carlonov circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
my weiner shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Carlonov defends it nicely.
Carlonov gets caught flat footed, as my weiner shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
my weiner might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
my weiner is breathing heavily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as my weiner accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Carlonov not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
my weiner with a nice head shot there.
my weiner postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Carlonov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from my weiner.
my weiner throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
my weiner postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
my weiner prevents Carlonov from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
my weiner working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Carlonov lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for my weiner!
Carlonov throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Carlonov trying to control but my weiner is having none of it.
Carlonov thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
my weiner is squirming around, avoiding Carlonov's attempts to control the action.
my weiner regains half guard.
Carlonov not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
my weiner taking some punishment here, with Carlonov in his half guard.
my weiner keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
my weiner tries to roll over but Carlonov keeps him under control.
Carlonov sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Carlonov throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
my weiner is staying active underneath Carlonov, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Carlonov thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Carlonov wants to stand up but my weiner is controlling the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
my weiner takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carlonov looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carlonov dives in and grabs my weiner's left leg, looking for a takedown. my weiner pushes down on Carlonov's head and hops out.
mike my weiner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Carlonov.
Carlonov fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches my weiner on the side of the head.
Carlonov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and my weiner counters with a single leg into guard. Carlonov didn't expect that.
Carlonov is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as my weiner accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
my weiner postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Carlonov is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of my weiner, into his guard.
my weiner is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carlonov would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Carlonov won't allow my weiner to sweep him here.
my weiner keeping moving, preventing Carlonov from controlling successfully.
Carlonov in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Carlonov wants to get up but he can't break my weiner's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
my weiner wants to sweep here but Carlonov controlling him for the moment.
Carlonov trying to control the position from guard on top but my weiner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
my weiner takes one to the chin there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
mike my weiner dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Carlonov.
my weiner dives in and grabs Carlonov's left leg, looking for a takedown. Carlonov pushes down on my weiner's head and hops out.
Carlonov is looking to clinch but my weiner is avoiding it.
Carlonov fails in his attempt to clinch.
my weiner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Carlonov's waist but Carlonov gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing my weiner off to one side.
Carlonov clinches up against the cage.
Carlonov drags the fight down to the ground.
Carlonov wants to sweep here but my weiner controlling him for the moment.
my weiner in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Carlonov controlling my weiner's posture.
Carlonov trying to control the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carlonov working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. my weiner doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. my weiner manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Carlonov pulls my weiner in to control the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Carlonov has my weiner up against the cage in a clinch.
Carlonov pulls my weiner into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
my weiner trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
my weiner trying to control but Carlonov is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
my weiner postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
my weiner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Carlonov is trying to control the position from the bottom.
my weiner throws a strike but Carlonov rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
my weiner on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if my weiner tries to get out of the position.
Carlonov trying to control the position from guard on top but my weiner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Carlonov.
Carlonov fails with an attempt to clinch.
my weiner fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mike my weiner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carlonov wants to clinch up but my weiner keeps it at a distance.
Carlonov is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
my weiner walks into a straight right hand from Carlonov.
Carlonov tries to clinch but my weiner moves out of range.
Carlonov fails with a takedown attempt.
Carlonov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Carlonov clinches.
Carlonov jumps guard.
my weiner with a flurry of punches that miss.
my weiner could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Carlonov manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. my weiner manages to get himself to full guard.
Carlonov trying to control the position from guard on top but my weiner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Carlonov scoring with punches to the head and body.
Carlonov got a little sloppy there for a moment and my weiner has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Carlonov has managed to get both his arms back between my weiner's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Carlonov showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Carlonov tries to close the distance and clinch up but my weiner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carlonov looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carlonov misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Carlonov tries to clinch there but my weiner circles away.
my weiner displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Carlonov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carlonov closes the distance looking to clinch
and my weiner decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Carlonov's guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
my weiner postures up in Carlonov's guard and throws a big left but Carlonov blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
my weiner postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Carlonov wants to stand up but my weiner is controlling him.
my weiner in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Carlonov tries to land a sweep but no joy.
my weiner throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Carlonov is trying to keep my weiner in close.
my weiner loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Carlonov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and my weiner decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Carlonov's guard.
mike my weiner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Carlonov.
Carlonov trying to keep a closed guard but my weiner is proving a slippery customer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
my weiner scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
my weineris looking to pass into half guard but Carlonov pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Carlonov is in guard.
my weiner utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
my weiner tries to land a sweep but no joy.
mike my weiner overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Carlonov trying to control but my weiner is working from the bottom.
Carlonov must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
my weiner looking for a sweep. Not yet my weiner, not yet.
Carlonov trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Carlonov tries to clinch but my weiner is having none of it.
my weiner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
my weiner slaps away a takedown attempt from Carlonov, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carlonov shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says my weiner as he avoids it easily.
my weiner shoots in but no luck this time.
my weiner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
my weiner tries for a takedown but Carlonov sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Carlonov fails with a takedown attempt.
Carlonov fails with a takedown attempt.
mike my weiner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
my weiner has his takedown stuffed
and Carlonov counters with a stiff right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Carlonov delivers a nice body kick.
Carlonov lands a high kick!
Carlonov misses with a takedown attempt
and my weiner counters with a single leg into guard. Carlonov didn't expect that.
my weiner trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
my weiner with a flurry of punches that miss.
Carlonov looking to control.
my weiner in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
my weiner loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Carlonov preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
my weiner throwing strikes from guard but Carlonov blocks nicely.
my weiner won't allow Carlonov to get back to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
mike my weiner showed his dominance in that final round.
I think my weiner has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... mike my weiner!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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