PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mark Hickens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Jack Bquick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jack Jack Bquick was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hickens
vs
Jack Bquick

180 cm
23
140 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

160 cm
23
130 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mark Hickens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Jack Bquick!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hickens throws a combination. Jack Bquick tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hickens stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hickens wants it to stay on the feet.
Hickens moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hickens throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jack Bquick wants to clinch up but Hickens keeps it at a distance.
Hickens really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jack Bquick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jack Bquick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hickens.
Hickens listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hickens misses with a body kick.
Jack Bquick shoots in looking for a takedown. Hickens tries to sprawl out of it but Jack Bquick keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hickens manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jack Bquick fails to land the takedown.
Mark Hickens has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Jack Bquick.
Jack Bquick seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Hickens shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Jack Bquick is backing up but Hickens catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Jack Bquick covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Hickens Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mark Hickens!